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  1. Public Bookmark 77

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    Spider-Man has three fundamental rules. Always get back up, never kill, and keep his identity a secret to protect the people he loves. Through blood, sweat, and tears, he's upheld these rules for years now, despite the suffering it forces him to endure.

    Despite this, though, he's still a person. One who isn't invulnerable, one who can't always save everyone, and one who can't always hide who he is. He's not perfect, no matter how hard he tries to be.

    So, when he accidentally kills Green Goblin, he's heartbroken. He doesn't know what to do with yet another life lost to his imperfection.

    Luckily, a certain Merc with the Mouth — that he's come to know as the closest friend he's ever had, despite said friend knowing nothing about him other than his hero persona — is there to help him.

    At least, until he's hired to kill Peter Parker: Spidey's cute photographer. Then, all bets are off.

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    He launched himself at Wade, wrapping both his arms and legs around his torso and subconsciously spider-sticking. He’d lost enough tonight. He didn’t want to lose Wade, too.

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    14 May 2026

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    “Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.

    Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”

    Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.

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    Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.

    The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.

    Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    11 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    Robert had been listening to the Sea ever since he was old enough to learn from the Book of the Deep. Unfortunately, that privilege had set a target on his back—literally. Stranded on unfamiliar shores, he ekes out a living as a night fisherman; but after several people worm their way into his life, it seems home may really be where the heart is.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Peter Parker is of the (rather justified, if you ask him) opinion that his life is not in need of a soulmate right now. Add it all up, and it'd really just be better for everyone involved if there wasn't one, given the spidery alter-ego and the tragedy that follows him at every turn. Peter gets to keep his scientific scepticism, and they get to keep their life of relative safety, win-win right?

    Unfortunately, Fate is not one to give a shit about any of that, and neither is Deadpool.

    Or: another soulmates au, and Fate has its work cut out for it with these two idiots.

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    04 Dec 2025