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It’s past 3AM (I see you again) by moonlightsonata (mintedcaffeine)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 Feb 2024
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Shoko hums, exhaling a trail of toxic smoke. The wind takes it away before it can even enter her room.
“Couldn’t sleep.”
“Yeah, me neither,” Satoru sighs. “Let’s ‘can’t sleep’ together?”
(Or; the nights Shoko and Satoru spend together.)
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21 May 2026
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“I’m sorry, but why is there a Port Mafia executive in your dorm room?” Kunikida interrupts.
“Was that Glasses?” Chuuya inquires. “Wait, do you have me on speaker?”
Dazai says nothing, looking amused.
“You -“ Chuuya starts.
“Excuse me, but why are you in his agency dorm?” Kunikida repeats.
“I’m getting my coat?” Chuuya says, sounding confused.
OR: Dazai puts Chuuya on speaker, Chaos ensues
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20 May 2026
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My hand fits in yours too well by Writer_inthe_Sun
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Jan 2022
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One morning Jiang Wanyin wakes up in an unknown bed. A pesky voice, referring to itself as the System, tells him that he transmigrated into a novel, and that his only chance to get out is to fulfill a pre-set goal.
In a strange turn of events, the owner of said bed, the Peak Lord of Bai Zhan, offers his help to acquire the item needed for Jiang Cheng’s leave, and the two of them sets out on a bizarre journey.
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In which Jiang Cheng needs to destress, but he only gets exponentially more stressed.- Language:
- English
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- 18/18
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15 May 2026
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Lan Qiren's hand comes down, hard, on the dark wood of the table. If there had been a teapot on it, cups, they would have jumped and flinched as Lan Xichen does when his uncle shouts, sharp and controlled as his hand on the table, "Lan Huan!"
He has not been anything other than Xichen since he was ten years old.
"I saw you!"
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15 May 2026
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darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear Editor,
On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.
Sincerely,
ReaderTo: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear discerning reader,
Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.
Helpfully,
Wei WuxianOR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other
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08 May 2026
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What My Heart Just Yearns To Say by PsychoBootyShorts
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
17 Sep 2023
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Xianle Trio run off together on the request of Xie Lian's parents
Title from Fair by The Amazing Devil
Born from a random conversation that allowed my thoughts to run wild with the idea of what if the Xianle Trio said fuck it and lived happier lives because of it.
Queerplatonic!Xianle Trio
Also known as the fic where Hua Cheng has this conversation with 2/3rds of the Xianle Trio:
HC: I love Gege
Fengqing: Get in line, bitchBai Wuxiang can go fuck himself and cannot find Xie Lian because I said so.
Give them happiness.
Please.
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06 May 2026
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got no shame [fic + podfic] by Catchatorie, daisydiversions, Faeriel_LovesCats, flamingwell_collabs, GigiTheDestroyer, jennisaisquoi, KeriArentikaiOddpods (KeriArentikai), kisahawklin, LadyEn_Multipods (LadyEn), livinginaworldofnoise, OtterlyChrys, PolynomialPandemic, StephStreams (SeattleSteph), the_official_account
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
02 May 2026
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University Co-Op House Wall of Shame
Wei Wuxian
Nominated by: Lan Wangji
For: He taunted my rabbit with a treat he did not intend to give.OR: the mdzs characters vent their housemate grievances on a wall dedicated to public shaming
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- 339
- Chapters:
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- 3
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03 May 2026
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He Xuan’s very bad no good night out with a ghost king and a god by lmbib3
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
21 Apr 2026
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He xuan convinces Hua Cheng to take a break and go to the mortal realm to share a meal. Hua Cheng takes the opportunity to overindulge in wine. He Xuan can deal with this. However, what He Xuan can’t deal with is running into the god Hua Cheng has been searching for for centuries with a drunken Hua Cheng in tow.
Shenanigans ensue
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Minor spoilers for book 4Bookmarked by TheDisappointingPancake
29 Apr 2026
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even the mayflies fly away by moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jun 2020
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“So you’re in love with your best friend,” says Hua Cheng.
He Xuan just barely manages not to spit his food out. “He’s not my best friend.”
“Really.” Hua Cheng picks at his nails. “Who’s your best friend, then? Is it perhaps...”—He trails off, eyes sparkling—“me?”
He Xuan’s eyebrow twitches. “Fuck off.”
He Xuan is in love with his best friend, and Hua Cheng has had enough.
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29 Apr 2026
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“I’ll be back in a few hours, sweetheart. You stay here in bed, hm? I’ll just...San Lang?”
Hua Cheng’s eye has shot open, his lips parting in obvious surprise. Xie Lian blinks, leans back slightly, and frowns.
“San Lang? Are you okay?”
One morning, Xie Lian calls Hua Cheng sweetheart.
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- 1/1
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29 Apr 2026
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the kind that lasts forever by moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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“Hello!” a new voice sing-songs from the opposite side of the room. It’s loud enough for everyone’s attention to be thoroughly moved, and Hua Cheng too glances over to see who it is. The voice continues, “Dinner is ready, everyone!”
Hua Cheng’s eyes land on the figure of the person, and—
Holy fucking shit.
Hua Cheng meets Xie Lian at a dingy house party and falls in love.
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- 1/1
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29 Apr 2026
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kindly wrapped deceit by moonsteps for astrocosmos
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2020
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“You have a lovely home,” Xie Lian starts.
He Xuan squints at him. “Get to the point.”
“Right,” says Xie Lian, and he clears his throat. “I’m here because, well, you’re friends with San Lang.”
He Xuan stares at him for a good five seconds. Then he turns around and stalks away. “If that’s all, you may leave.”
Xie Lian needs help deciding what to gift Hua Cheng. He Xuan is the obvious choice.
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29 Apr 2026
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high five (in the face, with a napkin dispenser) by moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Oct 2023
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Xie Lian smiles cheerfully, blissfully unaware of the growing horror on his friends’ faces. “This is San Lang!”
Silence.
“No,” says Mu Qing very calmly, “that’s Hua Cheng.”
Xie Lian introduces Feng Xin and Mu Qing to Hua Cheng. The same Hua Cheng who used to follow him around like a lost little puppy a few years ago. Yeah, no.
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28 Apr 2026
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a lesson intolerance by astrocosmos for moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Dec 2020
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There’s no acceptable reason as to why when He Xuan opens his front door, on the other side stands the literal bane of his existence in all his six foot glory, holding a bouquet of roses.
“Why the hell are you here?”
“I live here. Why the hell are you here?”
Hua Cheng narrows his eye. “This is my boyfriend's apartment.”
Xie Lian's boyfriend moves into their apartment. He Xuan suffers.
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28 Apr 2026
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“Lord Black Water,” Xie Lian addresses, not glancing back even when a shadow materializes behind him. “To what do I owe the pleasure?”
“You’d be the first to consider it as such,” a gruff, monotonous voice drawls back.
He Xuan visits Xie Lian during his year on Mount Taicang.
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28 Apr 2026
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sunken verse by astrocosmos, moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2024
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“I know what you are,” says Shi Wudu.
Immediately, He Xuan falls still. What? How did he find out? Hundreds of years of planning, each word and action carefully crafted…was it Hua Cheng? Did he sell him out? He’d only do that if Shi Wudu had information on that crown prince he’s so obsessed with, but there’s no way, right?
“You,” Shi Wudu leans forward, resting his chin on his folded hands. The entire world around him goes still, and He Xuan’s eyes fall gently closed. “You’re in love with Qingxuan, aren’t you?”
Silence.
He Xuan’s head snaps up. “What?”
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28 Apr 2026
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turbulence wasn't forecasted by GallifreyanFairytale
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Feb 2022
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“Well,” Haibara says. He’s twisting his fingers together, giving away the fact that he’s more anxious than he’s letting on. “I guess this is it.” He lets out a nervous laugh.
Suguru puts on his best reassuring smile and passes Haibara’s bag over to him. “You’re going to be fine. You and Nanami are both powerful sorcerers.”
Haibara beams.
a collection of the last words exchanged between Suguru & the others at Jujutsu High before his final mission.
Series
- Part 1 of cold & wanting more (geto week 2022)
- Language:
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28 Apr 2026
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The Hues Of Your Eyes Make Me Want To Return by ariaaim
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
01 May 2022
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The music came to a stop and Geto looked down, the unknown kid now asleep in Satoru’s arms as the man looked up, one hand tightly clutching the papers. Even without seeing his eyes, Geto knew for sure that Satoru was watching him.
Geto had always loved Satoru’s eyes. They were a pretty aquamarine colour that would shine under the caress of nature; the deep colour reminding him of the clear blue seas when moonlight would cast over them. He only wished he could see the bright blue of Satoru’s crystal-like eyes shimmer under twilight again.
But Geto also knew that in order to achieve the things he’d wanted, it meant to give up the one person he desired. And so, he turned his head away, ushering the girls inside quietly.
“Go home.” He said, his hands clenched into fists, willing his voice firm, as he hoped Satoru wouldn’t notice the tremble in the words as they left his lips.
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In which Gojo tries to convince his beloved to come home and Geto almost takes his hand only for the distance between the two to grow once more.
- Was meant to be a crack fic
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28 Apr 2026
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But it was there, wasn’t it? by Skillzissue
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Mar 2024
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I’m too tired for a summary. Teacher Geto battles a curse that sends him to the canon JJK world where he went insane and genocidal. Chaos ensues. I just think it’s funny <3
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28 Apr 2026
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Family Dinners Are A Cliche by JaydenQuill00
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
03 Mar 2026
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“I only meant that you’ve got a big family, a bunch of people who care about you. That’s something special. I can’t say I’m not a little jealous.”
Yuuji looked away, a bit embarrassed by the confession. Megumi tilted his head almost imperceptibly, “You have a family now.”
Warmth bloomed in Yuuji’s chest, his amber eyes flicking up to meet the deep blue. “Yeah. Yeah, I guess I do.”
Or Gojo forces Megumi to bring Yuuji over for dinner.
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27 Apr 2026