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What's wrong with becoming too attached?
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“Smiles drank my drink” Angel’s eyes were on Alastor’s struggling form as he spoke, wide, briefly turning just to look at the mostly empty glass now being inspected by Niffty, sniffed by Husk, the bartender rearing back in disgust as if his nostrils had been burned “bathrooms the only thing in that direction an he’s covered in blood clawin at himself like he can’t fuckin breathe—Charlie!” Angel grabbed her shoulders, forcing her attention to land on him “Alastor drank my drink!!”
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28 Feb 2026
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“He that good in the sack then?” Good enough to have Alastor hooked, lamenting over a glass or two of whiskey like some sad, lovesick little fool? Nothing like the immensely powerful, terrifying demon he actually was?
“He can clone himself…” a feat already impressive but to Alastor… “could you imagine, hating being touched by almost everyone around you, your skin crawling anytime anyone but this one person gets too close… and that person being able to clone themselves so you can enjoy more?”
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Never back a Questioning Radio Demon into a corner. You will lose far worse than a finger.
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Alastor laughs in the face of shame; or at least that's what everyone thinks. When Queen Lilith's sudden return threatens to drag a long-buried skeleton out of the Radio Demon's closet, Alastor reluctantly relies on the other Hazbins to help navigate these new waters. But The Radio Demon has always and will always identify as an Instigator first and foremost, and the allure of poking and prodding at such glaring sore spots is just too great to resist!Or: 5 times Alastor flirts with Lucifer in front of his ex wife to piss her off, and one time they're both literally just standing there, but it pisses her off anyway.
Ch 1: Lilith's pov
Ch 2: Charlie's pov
Ch 3: Vaggi's pov
Ch 4: Rosie's pov
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A feel-good AU about Vox and Alastor working together as the broadcast boyfriends they always deserved to be.
Mostly fluff & smut.
Vox and Alastor are partners, romantic and in business! Set in Hell, some time during the late 50s - 60s
Other characters might also appear in the future
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23 Feb 2026
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The Hazbin Hotel opens with bad press and only one reluctant guest.
But then Alastor arrives—uninvited, unapologetic, and unexpectedly carrying a six-month-old baby.
Calliope is his daughter. He insists on it and hell isn’t equipped to argue.
As Charlie pushes for redemption and Heaven starts watching, the most dangerous demon in Hell proves terrifyingly good at childcare.
Redemption was never Alastor’s plan.
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Alastor tightened the shock collar around Vincent's pale throat with sure hands.
"The rules are simple, you see," he began, taking his time with the explanation, "If you touch me, you get shocked." He slid two fingers between the ribbed collar and Vincent's skin, testing the tightness. The fabric was close enough to strain his breathing just slightly, rubbing against his Adam's apple. "If you talk, you get shocked. If you do anything out of what I deem acceptable, you get shocked."
Two-toned eyes glistened in the intimate holding of eye contact.
Dark fingers ran along a sharp, clean-shaven jaw until he lifted Vincent's chin. They stared at each other for a breath of a moment.
"Do you understand?"
"Yes, sir," Vincent replied in a quiet confession. Desperation bleeding into his words.
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Alastor rides Vincent while controlling his shock collar (inspired by Silentzound_'s art <3)
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17 Feb 2026
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No good decisions were made at any point of this entire chain of events, at all, starting from his deal. At least that's over and done with, aaand Alastor's back to not even being able to regret his decisions. "Sometimes, things just happen" is great comfort except when you deliberately and consciously caused those things to happen, on purpose.
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Honey, I'm Home- a Hades & Persephone AU by Starfishgirl
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Feb 2026
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After 6 months of being gone, Vox is home to his husband. Cue the celebration.
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Vox wasn't an inexperienced guy, of course not. He slept with enough women when he was alive that he lost count but a man? He never experienced that before, and he also never experienced having a crush on one.
Alastor just finds the picture box cute.
It's shameless smut, again. I blame whoever rendered that Vox. Enjoy the scribble.
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In 1933, Alastor is a rising radio star with ambition to spare—and no intention of stopping, no matter the cost. When he calls out to the afterlife to make a deal, the one who answers isn’t a lesser demon, but Lucifer himself.
Lucifer is unraveling. His wife hates him, his young daughter is beyond his reach, and fatherhood—the only thing that ever gave him purpose—has been taken from him. So when Alastor offers everything—his heart, body, and soul—Lucifer accepts.
The bargain makes Alastor the most powerful sinner Hell has ever known.
It also binds them in ways neither fully understands, leading to consequences that will reshape Hell… and create life where neither of them expected it.Bookmarked by Un_Ironically
16 Feb 2026
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"I'm honest." Alastor stood, pulling Lucifer with him. "Now. You're going to show me where you keep the good whiskey, and we're going to have a proper conversation about this arrangement. No more avoiding. No more assumptions. Actual communication."
"It's four in the morning."
"That’s fine," Alastor said. "Besides, I'm covered in blood and you're having an emotional crisis. Seems like perfect whiskey o'clock to me."
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A shared sexual dream causes problems for Alastor and Lucifer. But when Alastor discovers that the king can break soul deals, he decides to use this new closeness to get out of his own deal...with the queen. Will he get close enough before Lucifer finds out? Alternatively: Vox's horny mistake, and Charlie's attempt to rehabilitate her father, goes very, very awry.
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Bookmarked by Un_Ironically
15 Feb 2026
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The tension left his body, and Alastor sank into the bed bonelessly as Lucifer lifted his head, face absolutely soaked.
"Aww, now what did those sheets ever do to you?" Lucifer quipped as he wiped at his face with a sleeve.
"They were beneath me." Alastor joked flatly, still catching his breath.
"Ha!"
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Alastor was a good man because his mother raised him to be one. After an unfortunate accident involving a couple of rabid hunting dogs, Alastor ascends to Heaven and quickly comes to learn that there has been a mistake - his mother has been sent to Hell and he must find a way to rescue her.
Except Heaven isn’t what it pretends to be and Alastor hides in Hell, away from the angels that turned him into a murderer. Hell is a ruthless place but Alastor meets Vox; a charming demon who steals his heart. Vox would never betray him, right?
Husk steps in to mend Alastor’s broken heart, but Alastor should have learned that demons can’t be trusted. If he wants to find his mother, he needs to do it alone, yet that becomes rather tricky when Heaven’s top angels want his head.
Can Vox and Husk put aside their differences long enough to be his unlikely heroes?
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15 Feb 2026
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Sinners came in all shapes and sizes. Alastor was well aware of this. No one looked the same, and everyone had their own thing going on. Vox was no different, of course, but Alastor thought that he knew his little picture box like the palm of his hand, so he was quite surprised when Vox showed him that maybe he was more of a shark than TV.
Or Vox has two dicks, and Alastor wants it bad.
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and suddenly, all the frequencies were yours by laufeysan
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Feb 2026
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Alastor blamed his instincts when he accepted Vox’s offer. Omega nature was a convenient excuse, one that explained their mating in time and everything he refused to name as love.
The jealousy, however, was harder to justify.
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12 Feb 2026
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Summoning the Demon King was a colossally stupid decision. John Constantine would know, he’s made so many. But when push comes to shove and the Justice League has no alternatives, it turns out asking the bigger fish for help is the right call.
Hey for all they know he’s practically family apparently, maybe this won't be too bad?
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reconnecting with your long-thought dead older brother and making new friends: a comprehensive guide by todoroki shouto by budgetlimesy
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Feb 2026
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Shouto looks him over, at the burns wrapping around his jaw and the exposed parts of his arms, at the glint in his eyes.
“My dad’s an asshole.” Shouto says.
The man’s eyes widen, then he ugly snorts.
“You have an ugly laugh.” Shouto says.
The man stares at him again, then cackles, snorting again. He has to take a moment to collect himself, propping a hand on the ground before looking back at Shouto, “So, your dad’s an asshole?”
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11 Feb 2026
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Cockdrunk deer vs TV who can’t handle it. Vox is going to give Alastor what he wants, even if it kills him. It kind of feels like it might kill him.
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Alastor… wants him, needs him. Well, okay. His cock, at the very least. Not that common of an occurrence, and definitely not something Vox wants to squander uh, prematurely. And all of it being so hot is absolutely part of the problem. His dick throbs ominously, and he grits his teeth.“Alastor,” Vox’s tone is more urgent, claws clutching hard. “C’mon, Al,” he groans, shaking gently at Alastor’s hips in a vain attempt to attract his attention. All he does is shift along with the movement, adding a little roll to his sharp pistoning that definitely doesn’t help at all.
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The Light of Zaun by way_too_many_fandoms
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
08 Feb 2026
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09 Feb 2026
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What’s an Overlord to an Overlord? by ISawAnAlienInMichigan
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Feb 2026
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“I don’t understand you,” he finally admitted, equal parts delighted and baffled by this revelation, “But I am glad it played out this way.”
“I bet you are,” Alastor scowled. He was hiding something- something, something, whatever. Vox couldn’t care if he tried. He tightened the wire around him, pulling him down into his lap before immediately releasing him, giving him the option to move if he wanted.
“It’s more fun having you as my prisoner,” he buzzed, and when he stayed put, he reached out to brush a stray hair from his cheek, delighting in that brief flood of color to his face, trying not to think about the way his knees were pressed on either side of his thighs.
“Does it ever get boring? I mean, seventy years of relentlessly obsessing over one person…really, Vincent, how long will it take you to move on?”After decades of fighting, Vox has finally won. The radio demon is on his string now, and everything is looking up for him. Only, once he finds himself alone with him, he's forced to realize that maybe he doesn't hold as much power over him as he thought- and maybe he doesn't even want to. Will he give in to Alastor's games, or is he strong enough to finally take control over him?
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08 Feb 2026
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“Not going to work, baby- I’m not interested. You only have to touch a hot stove once to know ya probably shouldn’t try THAT again.”
“I’m not you, Vincent. I’m hardly interested in conquering Heaven- I’m happy where I am. This is a more…personal matter.” Fuck. Was he actually batting his eyelashes at him? All doe-eyed and- NO! He was not about to give him his way just because he was pretty.
“You’re so beautiful.” FUCK! Now he was smiling that sweet, almost innocent smile, and his torso was pressing closer to his, and why had he chugged three glasses of whiskey back to back like that?
“So you’ll do it then?”
“NO!”
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It Takes Two to Tango, But Three to Conga Line by X_Gon_Give_It for CelticSaemi
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2026
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Alastor has feelings for Lucifer. If only Adam would stop getting in the way.
Adam has feelings for Lucifer. If only Alastor would stop getting in the way.
Lucifer has feelings. If only he stopped getting in his own way.
What a lovely clusterfuck they make.