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i'll jump over the wall and i'll wait for you there by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2022
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02 Jan 2026
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knock, knock, it's housekeeping by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
26 Aug 2023
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“Great, you’re in,” the Jedi says. “Welcome to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Mrs. Lars. Your quarters and uniform will be assigned to you shortly. Padawan Skeft will be here to escort you, please wait on the other side of this door.”
Shmi stands and nearly tumbles over herself.
“That’s it?” She asks, straightening her dress and bag.
The Jedi sniffs.
“That’s it,” they says. “You can—“
“I thought it would be more difficult to persuade you,” Shmi says.
“Ma’am,” the Jedi sighs, “We are an equal opportunity employer. Through the door, please.”(Shmi Skywalker is assaulted by too-real visions of her grandson in pain in the future. She gets a job at the Jedi Temple in order to prevent that from happening and soon after finds herself on a warship.)
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- English
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- 25,294
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- 6/6
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- 422
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- 4,138
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19 Mar 2025
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the bridge that always burns behind us by fencesit for karanguni
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Dec 2023
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They say the Sharingan makes the Uchiha. An old comrade at the end of the world gives this idiom a new meaning, and then Hatake Kakashi travels back in time to solve the wrongs of the past through the radical, untested method of not avoiding all of his problems.
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- English
- Words:
- 46,138
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 322
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- 2,866
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- 1,278
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- 29,059
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02 Mar 2025
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Look, I’ll be the first to admit that I had never much bought into the whole pearly gates or eternal damnation business. I couldn’t tell you what I was expecting of the afterlife - but it sure as hell wasn't this.
Moody glowered. "What is with you today?"
I grinned back at him. Oh, you have no idea.
You died, the first time, on a random thursday afternoon. Waking up in the body of a young - and very much alive - Moaning Myrtle, you couldn't quite believe your luck. But alas, no rest for the newly deceased. There is work to be done. Between stopping Tom Riddle from opening the Chamber of Secrets, evading the Knights of Walpurgis, and figuring out just why Olive Hornby hates you so much, you’ve got a very busy afterlife.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 112,685
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- 12/?
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- 6
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- 544
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27 Jan 2025
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In another universe, Uchiha Ren arranges a marriage for his son and inadvertently changes the fate of the entire clan.
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An extremely self-indulgent slow burn Shisui/OC fic in which a woman reborn as a sickly Uchiha girl discovers that this Sharingan thing that everyone raves about isn’t a superpower, it’s a damned congenital disease.- Language:
- English
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- 53/53
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15 Jan 2025
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江山如有待 | It Seems the Hills and Rivers Have Been Waiting by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2022
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“Are you a cultivator?”
“No,” she says, steadily. “This one doesn’t possess the core for it.” She pauses and raises her eyes to his, so boldly he finds it a little startling. “I believe that I can be of use to the Jiang sect in spite of that, and I have brought a gift to prove it. May I show you?”
Fully intrigued now, Jiang Cheng nods. The girl unslings the bundle from her back, unties a couple of straps, and unrolls it on the floor in a smooth motion.
Jiang Cheng is on his feet before he even consciously realizes it’s happened, and the reaction murmurs out through the hall. There, on a blanket that belongs on the back of a horse, are five Wen cultivator swords, offered to him by a girl who looks like the word “bumpkin” was invented specifically for her. What the fuck.
“Where did you get those?” he asks, instead of asking “What the fuck?” out loud, because that would be unbecoming of his status as sect leader.
The girl meets his eyes again, lifts her chin, and says simply, “I killed the men who carried them.”
Or: Fan Dingxiang cultivates the swole path. Jiang Cheng doesn't know how to handle that.
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- 31/31
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08 Dec 2024
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A Pocket Full of Posies by lulu_lisbon
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
11 Apr 2024
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Don’t think too hard about the military dictatorship trying to single handedly lower the average life expectancy in Amestris. It won’t bode well for anyone’s mental health.
A how-to guide on surviving a brand new country, a new set of scientific rules, and no therapy. Semi-SI/OC.
(a fairly quickly paced story, bite-sized one shot)
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- Part 18 of lulu's self insert fics
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- English
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- 28,435
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- 1/1
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- 179
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17 Jul 2024
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i told you when i came i was a stranger by Caramelized
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Nov 2021
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A modern OC arrives in Yiling before the start of the Sunshot Campaign. She has no friends, no money, and no cultivation. She knows what's coming, but what could she possibly do about it?
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“Well…” I looked down at my fingernails and tried not to squirm. “If there were a way to separate Wei Wuxian from Madam Yu without ruining his relationship with his siblings, I’d encourage it. Like, as an example, marriage.”Xichen blinked. “To you?”
“No. Absolutely not. What even—?” The thought was so abhorrent I couldn’t hold it in my head. My brain spat it right back out. “To your brother.”
Xichen blinked. Again. “To Wangji?”
“Obviously?”
“This is a concern of yours?”
“I realize it’s not my business at all,” I admitted. “But you asked.”
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- 27/27
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- 1,245
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28 Apr 2024
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Love Is The Soul Of A Neat Irishman by pipdepop
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
19 Sep 2020
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Sean’s got a lot of love to give. To everybody. Whether they want it or not.
(Or: Sean makes it his mission in life to cheer Arthur up – much to Arthur’s dismay. Luckily, Charles is around to help.)
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- Part 1 of Love Is The Soul Of A Neat Irishman
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20 Feb 2024
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A bad outfit and a bad patch of ice make Ichigo's winter night infinitely better.
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- English
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- 5,425
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- 3/3
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- 1
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- 274
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- 1,849
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- 11,925
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06 Jan 2024
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T'Chaka takes Erik back to Wakanda.
Erik is a problem child.
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- Part 1 of erik stevens, prince of wakanda
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- English
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- 3,767
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 246
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15 Dec 2023
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Poetry is what he thought, but did not say. by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Black Panther (Marvel Movies)
19 Oct 2023
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Erik knows very well who he is and what he is for. If Bast thought placing him here would humble or punish him, They do not know him as well as They think. Erik may wear the body of a slaver, but his mind and his choices are his, as they always have been.
He lived by the sword and died by it; he sees no reason to change the bedrock of his personal ethics the second time around.
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- Part 7 of Whumptober '23
- Part 8 of Set in ASOIAF/GOT
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,852
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 37
- Comments:
- 718
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- 3,930
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- 1,736
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- 52,423
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30 Nov 2023
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The Shikon Jewel is complete. Kagome thinks she has crafted the perfect unselfish wish - the consequences of which are far reaching. Finding herself forever changed, she unwittingly turns to Sesshoumaru for help.
Seven time award winning fic now being edited and crossposted.
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- English
- Words:
- 90,166
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 14
- Comments:
- 310
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- 5,742
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- 2,499
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- 118,701
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26 Nov 2023
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Lynchpin by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Oct 2020
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He can’t get Jin Guangyao’s words out of his head.
If he’d only believed in Wei Wuxian, if he’d only been willing to stand up for him, could it all have been avoided?
- Language:
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- 103,004
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- 12/12
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- 4,866
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- 30,398
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- 11,569
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21 Aug 2023
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eleutheromania by JewFlexive
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Nov 2020
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There's a rumor going around the Quarters that there's a general in the Republic Army who was seen wearing the Amarattu, a general who calls himself Sky-Walker and Rain-Bringer, a warrior unfettered and fearless. They say that he’s a Jedi Knight, that he wields a blue lightsaber and calls the slave-clones by the names they chose for themselves. It’s probably bantha shit, but Nima has to admit that even if it is a lie, it's by far the prettiest one she’s heard in years.
With Anakin off-planet on a mission and her anti-slavery bill being blocked at every turn, Padmé is feeling useless, exhausted, and very, very alone. Enter Nima, a twelve-year-old Amivakka slave of one of Orn Free Taa's aides. After being freed, Nima forces Anakin to remember that which he'd rather forget-- and in doing so, saves Padmé, Anakin, and the galaxy.
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- Part 1 of desert children
- Language:
- English
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- 15,343
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 334
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- 5,579
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- 46,062
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07 Aug 2023
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There’s more to peace than the absence of war. The work is as hard and uncertain as any Shinobi mission.
AKA: A highly self-indulgent fic in which a civilian woman helps an orphaned Sasuke and winds up saving the world.- Language:
- English
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- 59,732
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 104
- Comments:
- 1,698
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- 15,504
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- 199,526
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06 Aug 2023
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Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
07 Nov 2021
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So, it didn’t start out like this.
Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-
So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.
It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:
“ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”
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A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.
- Language:
- English
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- 45,880
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 52
- Comments:
- 1,079
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- 24,410
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22 Jun 2023
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Apathy is a Wound to the Soul by crossedsabers10S
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
05 Sep 2024
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SI!Finn Mikaelson
Nine centuries after having a silver dagger plunged into his chest, Finn Mikaelson wakes up. Except he's not just Finn Mikaelson anymore.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,902
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 825
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- 3,430
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- 1,459
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- 53,497
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04 Jun 2023
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Abolish Private Property by iaso, sage_thrasher
Fandoms: Naruto, Communist Manifesto - Fandom
18 Apr 2020
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It all starts the day Akari gets into a debate with Minato Namikaze on a battlefield during the Third Ninja War. [Or, that one raging communist SI/OC in Kumo that nobody asked for (or deserves, honestly).]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,883
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Collections:
- 33
- Comments:
- 534
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- 5,328
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- 2,187
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- 74,414
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01 Jun 2023
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In retrospect, adding rewards was the predictable evolution of Ichigo’s regular battles against Grimmjow.
Bookmarked by Virtual_Thingey
18 May 2023