13 Bookmarks by badboyjimpossible
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you and me won't be alone no more by shroomrrd
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
17 Oct 2025
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Through some terrible mistake, a totem of undying makes it's way into the world. Everyone finds out about it at the worst possible time, and the aftermath of the attack on Infernus is entirely different.
in other words, fluixon lives and its saparata's problem.
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Two Little Idiots, Sitting on a tree by Justaloverofblbooks
Fandoms: State SMP, Ish SMP, S2.5 Civilization SMP
06 Dec 2025
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The one where their respective friend groups are tired of their bullcrap and take matters into their own hands.
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- Part 1 of Ish SMP AU's
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Girl Crush by Strawb3Aly
Fandoms: Banana & Bread (Video Blogging RPF) - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF
16 Jul 2025
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Branzy's in need for some quick cash. He says yes to a sketchy commission that he normally wouldn't. It's quite a surprise when he learns the customer is Clownpierce, reputedly the most dangerous man in the city. And in a twist of events, he hires Branzy. So what do you do when you're a redstone genius that's deathly afraid of your employer? Flirt with him, obviously.
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Clown gave a lopsided smile, his teeth sharp. “When it comes to what really matters, the house always wins, love.”
Branzy nodded thoughtfully, turning back to the machine. That makes sense then. He’s never been the best businessman—Rek was the expert on that normally. And—
“Hang on,” Branzy suddenly said, turning back around, “What did you just call me?”
Clown blinked innocently.
He stared at Clown for a moment more, before abruptly turning back to the machine. Branzy poked around in the mechanical guts, trying to keep his heart from picking up speed. Had Clown been … he couldn’t have been. Could he? Was he flirting?
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Biohazardous weapons, blood, and flirting-but-not-really included. Not beta read.
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Derapchu was going to die. The cause of his death? Love. It's- it's stupid, ridiculous. Weird.
Though he's okay with it, he had to be okay with it. Because there was no way he was going to risk getting the surgery and forgetting PrinceZam.
OR...
Today, I gave Derapchu hanahaki disease! Will he survive or is he gonna die? Stay tuned...
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14 May 2025
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pause this sounds good.... reread if not updated
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“Are you proud of me now?” Zam asked, tilting his head slightly while walking in the air around Derapchu. His yellow hair whipped behind him in the wind as dark clouds collected above them.
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Zam being god because he deserves to be powerful but that’s never going to happen.
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You've got something to hide, we gon' burn the whole house down by MarleyDay
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
09 Aug 2025
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And with that, the two left. Clown’s quiet, lighter, calculated steps accompanied by Mane’s bubbly, confident ones, slowly getting quieter as they walked down the hallway. Leaving muddy footprints for him, Bacon noted sourly. Bacon heard a crash from behind him but ignored it.
This was a fight, after all. But that didn’t mean it was any of his business. He staged an accident specifically so it wouldn’t be his business. And it had worked. Bacon was not letting his hard work go to waste. As for Mane, well, he wouldn’t be a problem. Bacon was confident in that. Mapic had stalked Bacon for six months, seeing if he reacted to anything auditory, before finally giving in. That wasn’t half the time Mapic had spent stalking Zam, though, so Bacon considered himself lucky.
He'd been doing this for six years. He knew how to act deaf. He knew how to make everyone ignore him. Mane would give up after a little bit just like the others and leave him alone. It wouldn’t be a problem.
Superhero AU where Bacon is a (supposedly) deaf janitor who can't use his powers and Mane is an annoying villain who does not believe believe him.
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In my hand is Chekhov’s gun, in my pocket is your key by DelawereLover
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
15 Apr 2025
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Humanity is in its cradle, and so are cryptids — before the world wars, industrialization, exploration of seas, plagues, written language and rise monotheistic faiths — there were the first immortal, a cheeky girl, and the most infamous cryptid, a lonely being.
There’s something in the forest, and Kaboodle wants to meet it.
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- Part 3 of Cryptid!AU
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12 May 2025
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Reread because I love killer bunnies!!!
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Okay so you know how Kab got hunted after the Empire betrayed the Mice and had to hide in a hole? Yeah turns out staying in the end too long as an ender dragon hybrid as consequences.
Kaboodle starts growing horns, shenanigans ensue.
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Jaron was your average Conspiracy Youtuber. His biggest break from the algorithm was his new hit series "Celebrity Conspiracy" - where he'd claim a bunch of celebrities to be supernatural beings.
Did he expect to be right? No. Did he expect to now have connections with said celebrities? No. This was entirely unexpected.
But it was pretty hilarious now that he knows.
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Vigilantes; A Deconstruction of Powers in Society by money trees (oriigami)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Mar 2025
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Kaboodle is a normal, teenage girl. Well, as normal as having a vigilante brother can be. When her friend group decides to research the local vigilante activity for a PIP, Kaboodle doesn't realise just how much trouble she's in.Or, Kaboodle, Squiddo, and Ash are students, and Clown is a drop-out with a secret penchant for fighting crimes. A Vigilante AU.
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Trouble Brews by I_dont_need_sleep_I_need_answers
Fandoms: Kaboodle SMP, Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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Kaboodle recently got moved to working night shifts at the coffee shop she works at part time. It wasnt a big deal, Kyle really needed someone to pick up the night shifts due to villain activity, and Kab was apparently somehow this man's only option.
She was really prepared for boring shifts, filled with restocking and passing the time fucking around on her phone until her friend's got there to start their opening shifts.
She certainly didn't expect Clownpeirce, the city's most wanted villain, to break into her shop to hide from heros, half bleeding out.
On her very first night shift.
....Kab really needed to stop getting into these kinds of situations.
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28 Apr 2025
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READ THIS IM ON CHAPTER 8
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Argent Pearls and Gilded Gemstones. by moomoorare
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
01 Feb 2026
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"HERMIT HARBOUR'S MERMIN: A RESEARCHER'S STUDY INTO THE CURIOUS CASE OF MOON GLOWING SEA CREATURES.
Mermin, first of all, is extremely old, now obsolete terminology for creatures currently called merfolk (inclusive of mermaids and mermen).
It is specifically used for the half fish, half human looking creature that uses their singing as bait.On this coast, the term has survived the years.
It is, in fact, still used by the paranoid people of Hermit Harbour to refer to this specific myth of theirs.
Although they never as much utter a word about the beings, it is the most notable myth in town.
One of the many, sitting comfortably next to the ghostly spectres of The Choir, their walking trees and talking birds.On oneself's experience, here's my account of what this tale entails."
The papers are signed off by Gem Stones, Scientist at the Facility of Research and Crafting.
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- Part 1 of Hermit Harbour's Bijouterie