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On his twenty-third birthday, Prince Edge is given a gift: a courtier to begin his royal harem, hand-selected by his father.
Trouble is, Edge never really wanted a harem.
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- Part 2 of One More Love
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13 Mar 2025
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In an alternate universe where soulmates can feel each other's pain, young Vi and Cait slowly, inescapably gravitate toward one another, one mystery bruise at a time.
Inspired by @somewillwin on Twitter
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- Part 1 of The Unseen
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16 Jan 2025
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It's weird when Fell becomes the safer world to be in, but Edge will do what it takes to keep his friends safe.
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- Part 20 of SpicyHoney
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22 Jan 2024
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Edge wanted to travel space when he grew up--he just never thought it would be as Head Concierge of a famous space cruise line. Well, at least he can see the stars...
Until the day a wild, free-spirited repairman named Rus enters his orbit, and he realizes there's so much more out there than the inside of a cruise cabin.Series
- Part 21 of SpicyHoney
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20 Nov 2023
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Ankhita has had enough. The last few cycles have been pure hell for her. Moored on this shitty station, robbed of her shipmind, and abandoned by her crew. While desperately deliberating what she could do, the haunting thought of selling her ship, the Ambergris, continued to float to the back of her mind. She was out of options, with Havenage's mooring fees she was nearly out of chits, the only thing she could do was scrap the old girl.
Then, she saw them.
(Major spoilers for Ankhita's entire story, as well as Bliss and Moritz's stories and ending)
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19 Nov 2023
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All about the vibes right here. A day in the life, if you will, featuring:
+ loneliness
+ sadness
+ despair
+ the horrible feeling that things will never change
+ and also, hope/
Wake up, sleeper.
Neon, buzzing thinly. / The chatter outside your door. / A gunshot in the dirty dark.
Your eyes burn open. You’re breathing hard, heavy, and you’re unable to slow your synthetic heart’s terrible pounding. There’s no sweat on your brow, nor any ache in your chest; but you feel like you’ve woken from a real nightmare anyway.
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19 Nov 2023
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Sans is plagued with heat. He's irrational, half-awake and touch starved. Papyrus gets caught in the middle.
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05 Jul 2023
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“THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BLUSH AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THIS IN A WAY THAT SEEMS DIGNIFIED, OR COULD PRESERVE OUR VIRTUE!
BUT DON’T WORRY ABOUT ANY OF THAT—THERE ISN’T ONE!! JUST GRAB YOUR GREASE, MOUNT MY BUTT, AND START BUTTERING!”Papyrus and Reader share a very special SPA DAY, featuring MTT Brand Beauty~Bishounen Bone Butter.
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- Part 3 of New Home Economics
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22 Jun 2023
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From: Your Favorite Fiancé :Red_Heart: :Orange_Heart: :Yellow_Heart:
I really hope that ur just running late, and u didn’t forget ur child’s first holiday concert.
Seen at 7:46PMFrom: Your Favorite Fiancé :Red_Heart: :Orange_Heart: :Yellow_Heart:
Bc if u actually forgot his holiday concert, ur sleeping on the couch for a month.
Seen at 7:48PMHermes’ eye twitches as three dots appear in the bottom corner of his phone screen, before disappearing.
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The ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future help a workaholic Charon to reconnect with his family. Set in the same 'verse as 'Achilles, the Relationship Counselor'.
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- Part 2 of Achilles, the Relationship Counselor
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30 Apr 2023
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To appease his family - and maybe himself - Charon looks for a mutually beneficial arrangement with a professional to substitute for a more conventional relationship.
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30 Apr 2023
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Hypnos' Sickness by AuntieGuac
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
24 May 2023
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Sleep, king of Gods, and men of mortal birth, sov'reign of all sustain'd by mother Earth;
For thy dominion is supreme alone, o'er all extended, and by all things known.
'Tis thine all bodies with benignant mind in other bands than those of brass to bind:
Tamer of cares, to weary toil repose, from whom sweet solace in affliction flows....
-Orphic Hymn LXXXIVOnce a king, now a lonely shepherd of dreams.
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- Part 1 of Hypnos' Sickness
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25 Apr 2023
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Charon runs a discord server. Hermes won't stop using it to pine about the hot guy he sees at work once a week, much to everyone's irritation
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24 Apr 2023
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Hermes darted down on impulse.
“Wait! I think I can help you out,” he offered, stopping just before the apparition.
This wasn't any different than helping a stranded shepherd or traveler, right? He answered their prayers all the time. This was just another lost soul, literally. He wasn’t infringing any boundaries by doing this. Probably.
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23 Apr 2023
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Hypnos loves receiving letters and as of late, he’s been receiving a lot of letters addressed from a secret admirer. Hypnos thinks he’d love to meet this secret admirer, if only Ares could work up the nerve.
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23 Apr 2023
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A mishap at work has unexpected consequences for two professional associates.
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22 Apr 2023
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It's been three months since Nyx left, and the power's finally turned off. Not knowing what else to do, Hypnos calls Charon for help.
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Charon is living his best life. He has a good boyfriend, a shop that makes just enough to keep them afloat, and there's an incessant voice in his head that's insisting this will all crash around him.
one phone call later, he's been proved right.
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22 Apr 2023
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Hermes stops, the worn thin string of his patience snapping. “Excuse me, dear brother? Would you like to repeat that?” He asks as he turns to face Ares once more, seething, face burning red in anger. Ares looks taken aback for only a moment before responding.
“I simply mean, Hermes, that I have a hard time understanding what it is that has you so tired. Is being a herald really so difficult that you must interrupt father whilst he speaks?” He says, folding his arms and staring at Hermes with a look of superiority.
“I am more than just a herald," Hermes says through grinding teeth. "I bring souls to the Underworld! I grant protection to travelers and merchants! I fly to the ends of the Earth and back to deliver messages for you all - for you, so your wars can happen, Ares.”
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21 Apr 2023
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And with time and age, poverty and excitement were traded for comfort and monotony. His farm thrived; there was food on his table, friends in taverns, and townsfolk more than willing to buy his wares - life was good. Life was secure.
Life was also dreadfully, mind-numbingly boring. The days blurred into one, each one like the next which was like the next and the next. Even the nights he spent drinking with friends - an activity that he had once waited in giddy anticipation for - had devolved into a simple, unchanging routine.
Which must be, then, why Hermes was so willing to go through with the first ridiculously ill-advised idea that popped into his head, all in an effort to combat his increasing boredom.
Farmer x God AU - based on the prompt 'Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.'
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- Part 1 of Charmes God x Farmer AU
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21 Apr 2023
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A Promise to Death by LadyKnight33
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
09 Nov 2024
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Death is ancient. Though humans are new to his task of collecting souls, Thanatos has been presence since the dawn of living creatures to provide a path for their ultimate destruction so creation could begin again. He is still young in the grand scheme of the cosmos and has much to learn about his added burden.
Death Incarnate learns that the Olympian Gods require much more care and attention than he is used to giving the surface world. First Ares makes an unusual request that went against eons of tradition. Then Thanatos has to figure out how to incorporate the strange little god, Hermes, into those connected to the transfer of souls to the Underworld.
Now he feels intertwined with the fates of so many immortals. It made his existence complicated, but Thanatos cannot regret a moment of his new relationships.
_Chapter 12&13: The Trojan War
In two parts: The Beginning as seen by Ares, The End as seen by Thanatos**considered done because Hades II took my ideas and exploded them to better extremes. May continue once Hades II is complete.**
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19 Apr 2023
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It all started with a dream.
Now Sans can't get Papyrus out of his head.Bookmarked by captain_shitpost
25 Mar 2023