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Le seul policier de tout la France by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
09 Apr 2026
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It has to be a coincidence, then, that Javert is the one singular cop with whom Jean Valjean has had any interaction with. It must be merely Javert's zealous obsession with him that is the reason for this phenomenon, and the fact that Javert is the only policeman Jean Valjean has ever had the occasion to take notice of in all his time in France must simply be a mark of Javert's dedication to his own craft.
Certainly nothing beyond that. No, that would be illogical. Ludicrous, really. Truly inconceivable.
But now, as Jean Valjean places everything else in his life on hold for just the briefest of moments to give thought to the matter, the stark, horrifying realization begins to dawn upon him sure as the sun rises in the east—it is not that Inspector Javert is the only cop Valjean has ever taken deliberate note of; rather, it is that Valjean has simply never beheld a single cop in all his time in France who was not Inspector Javert.
Alternatively: Javert is the only cop in all of France. That's it, that's the fic.
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That Which We Cannot Speak Of by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jan 2026
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A moment passes between them—a comfortable silence, a mutual understanding, an acknowledgement of the passage of time. How time has changed them both, master and student. How the years have shaped them. Changed them too, as the cruel passage of time often does. How it brings them back together, still, even now.
"You know," Childe says finally, "you never did answer my question."
"Hm," is all Skirk has to say in response, picking up her guitar from her side and resting it in her lap. "I suppose I didn't."
"Well? Why are you here, then?"
Skirk laughs. "You never relent, do you?"
"Of course not," says Childe. "You taught me that."
Alternatively: It has been quite some time since Childe and Skirk last saw one another. When Childe finds her lingering outside the Fontaine Research Institute, a conversation comes to pass—one of life, of death, and of the fate of the world.
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The Ending We Do Not Deserve by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
19 Dec 2025
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"Yes," Viktor says finally, a faint laugh escaping his lips, "I suppose I have aged." And how wonderful is this, to finally speak to his partner again? To smile, to joke, to laugh—oh, how he has missed this. It is no wonder he cannot let Jayce die in that snowstorm; Viktor cannot afford to miss out on this. Not in any lifetime.
"You—wait." Jayce's eyes widen. "You're the one who saved me and my mom when I was a kid, aren't you?"
Viktor nods. "Yes… I suppose that I am unable to simply let you die." His lips quirk into a wry smile. "A weakness we both share when it comes to one another, it would seem."
Trapped eternally in what remains of a world he destroyed, Viktor has had nothing but time to reflect on his mistakes. Another world's iteration of his deceased partner finds himself in Viktor's devastated timeline, and of all Viktor's mistakes, Jayce was always the biggest one.
Let's run it back. Maybe this time, we can do something right.
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The Anatomy of an Equation by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Oct 2025
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"I am a scholar of linguistics," Alhaitham reminds Kaveh for what he assumes is approximately the fourth time in this conversation, "it is not my responsibility to be able to calculate angles and dimensions and whatnot."
Kaveh raises an eyebrow. "You say you're a linguistic expert, and yet you refuse to even try to understand the most universal language of all?"
"Arithmetic has no bearing on practical conversation," Alhaitham remarks. "You're wasting your time with something that holds no value outside of an academic context."
"I can't believe this," says Kaveh, huffing a breath of exasperation and throwing his hands up in the air. "You're literally—you are lecturing me on my discipline's bearing on social situations?"
Alternatively: It starts, as it tends to do, with an argument over something trivial—in this instance, the value of mathematics. It devolves, because of course it does, into the Sisyphean task of trying to make sense of something which is impossible to make sense of... that thing being calculus. Obviously. What else would it be?
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Rigged Dice & A Triple Cocktail of Chaos by chaoticsnowflake, DarkLuminosity
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Sep 2025
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"Well, in the spirit of Windblume, I’ve found an interesting way for us to spend the evening." Looking at Kaeya and Eula, she continues with an endearing smile. "Since our partners are more on the— ahem, reserved side, we can get to know one another better this way. Especially since it does involve alcohol…"
Jean chooses this moment to chime in. "Lisa, Eula, Kaeya, why did you bring us all here?"
"Well," Kaeya answers, "that's simple. All of you need to socialize more, and it’s Windblume. What better time, honestly?"
Albedo, so quietly under his breath to the point where his words very nearly go unnoticed: "This is going to go horribly wrong, isn’t it?"
Alternatively: In the spirit of Windblume, Lisa, Eula, and Kaeya decide to drag Jean, Diluc, and Albedo to the Angel's Share for drinks and an innocent game of truth or dare—a triple date, in other words. Chaos ensues, naturally; with this group, why wouldn't it?
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A collection of crackfics featuring my party and their day-to-day exploits. That is all.
DISCONTINUED AS OF 1/21/2025.
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On Why Windblume & Alcohol Should Never Be Mixed by chaoticsnowflake, DarkLuminosity
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Sep 2025
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It starts on a crisp Windblume evening in the Angel's Share—a triple date between Mondstadt's three most gossiped-about couples, a game of truth or dare, and more alcohol than is probably strictly necessary. Now, naturally, the combined presences of Kaeya Alberich and Lisa Minci already imply chaos from the outset, but you know what they say... the more, the merrier!
(Especially when alcohol and Diluc Ragnvindr are involved.)- Words:
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It starts as a simple series of serial killings in Mondstadt—as simple as a series of serial killings can get, that is. Then, it turns into a silent war against an underground organization. A war that Kaeya is fighting alone.
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Father, Son, & the End of Things by chaoticsnowflake
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Nov 2022
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Leverage only works so long as the person whom the leverage is being used against is alive, Kaeya knows. And thus, he is forced to write four tear-stained farewells to those whom he has come to love.
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A retelling of Kaeya and Diluc’s fight, as told from five different perspectives.
- 1. Kaeya, and the fight
- 2. Diluc, and the fight
- 3. Jean, and the aftermath
- 4. Adelinde, and the aftermath
- 5. Venti, and the reflection
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Omnes Equi by DarkLuminosity for chaoticsnowflake, the_untamed_poet25, StarlyGalaxy
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 May 2026
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Years after returning to Mondstadt, Diluc begins mentally preparing for travel to a place he once hoped he'd never see again, simply because Lumine and Paimon are headed there next.
Of course, Jean is completely against it, given his 'persona non grata' status. But she lets something slip through the cracks.
What Diluc starts to uncover from Jean and Kaeya is a tangled political mess of negotiations, countermeasures, and secrets surrounding his initial return to Mondstadt - all so profoundly ridiculous that it shouldn't make any sense.
But somehow, it does.
Bookmarked by chaoticsnowflake
12 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
i may be a little biased considering this is a) written by my friend and b) partially based off a conversation i had with her, but dare i say this is the funniest fic on this website
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Bookmarked by chaoticsnowflake
15 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
the kind of work that forever rewrites the entire chemistry of your being