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All The Light Touches by elapidae (chooken)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Jan 2025
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Crowley doesn't often peek at their true forms
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Andromeda by elapidae (chooken)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 May 2024
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Around the 7th century BC there's a spike of idolatry, localised in a small West African village.
Aziraphale is sent to investigate.
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Nicky thinks they have the perfect relationship, but maybe they're just treading water.
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Mark and Nicky are the last ones up after a night of spooky Halloween stories around the campfire.
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Since the reunion there seem to be so many interviews where Westlife are asked who are the best and worst at particular things, and Mark always seems a bit annoyed when he's thrown into the same old boxes even though they've all changed so much in the last 9 years. This is my response, but with porn.
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Twelve days of Christmas fics! Different pairings, different themes, each inspired by a different Christmas song.
Some will be better than others. I apologise in advance.
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Mark and Kian have a tendency to be overheard by other members of the band. They really should learn to keep it down.
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Santaphale AU by blackeyedblonde, vaguelydemonic
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2026
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Fics set in the Santaphale AU, a Good Omens human/magic/family alternate universe riffed up on Discord by many minds that all got really into the Christmas spirit.
Aziraphale (Santa Claus) and Mx. Antonia Crowley, lonely and woefully single, meet on a fateful Christmas night when Santa is on his big flight. A magical whirlwind romance ensues and Crowley finds the love she'd always wanted, at Aziraphale's side as Mx. Claus and with their merry bunch of children.
Fics are organized story-chronologically (originally written and posted out of order.)
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Bookmarked by chooken
26 Dec 2025
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Unwinding by cheerios_and_wine, IndianaScones, NaroMoreau for IndianaScones
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Oct 2024
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Minotaurs have been largely isolated for centuries. Prince Aziraphale is trying to bring his people to the current, shiny 1800s, and a rut is the last thing he needs at the moment. Fortunately, there's a very savvy omega elf that can help him. For a price.
Which is perfect.
There's absolutely no risk of forming an attachment to an omega of another species.
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- Part 18 of Beware; for I'm fearless
- Part 1 of Game of Chances
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Bookmarked by chooken
04 Sep 2024
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Quite Contrary by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2024
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The plan is ready, everything is in place, and Aziraphale is about to prove that he’s quite capable of running the Second Coming all on his own, thank you very much.
There’s just one problem—and it goes by the name of Mary Magdalene.
(It also, on occasion, goes by the name “Anthony J. Crowley.”)
Bookmarked by chooken
08 Jul 2024
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In a desperate attempt to delay the Second Coming, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale makes a proposal: Jesus should be completely reborn—gestated for nine months in the human way, then raised to adulthood on Earth. When he volunteers to carry the child himself, he doesn't think anyone will agree. Somebody, however, does.
What will his unexpected condition do to his strained relationship with Crowley? And what will happen once it becomes apparent that something is very much amiss in this whole "Second Coming" business?
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Bookmarked by chooken
24 Jun 2024
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Being Alive by sharkie
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2023
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“The Book of Life is really a ledger of immortality. When a demon falls to holy water or an angel falls to hellfire, their name automatically gets deleted. But if your name is erased…”
"You become mortal," Aziraphale concluded, his heart beating — faster, faster — spasming, fluttering, pumping vital blood.
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Part of a gambit to delay Apocalypse 2.0, Crowley erases his name from the Book of Life. When it apparently fails to erase him from existence, Aziraphale follows. They wind up as mortals, history and memories completely intact, but far from home.
Alternate title: The Mutual Entrapment of a True Human Form is a Get-Along Shirt and So is This Overbooked Holiday Inn
Bookmarked by chooken
22 Jun 2024