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(previously titled "The Feral Spawn")
In the shadows at the back of a worg pen, a blood covered elf is hunched over defensively, hissing at anything that gets too close.All Karlach sees is a kitty in need of rescue.
Or: Astarion is given a harsh reminder that vampires can go feral.
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The Catastrophic Insights of Saiki K by crowcalfee
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
27 Apr 2025
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Saiki deals with the volcano and saves the world. Finally.
But something's still very wrong.Turns out, dealing with the end of the world takes up a lot of mental space. And now, everything his mind previously put aside is surfacing.
(A story about repression, self-discovery, masking, and the horror/bliss that is change.)
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"Despite being the same as he’d last seen it, the captain’s quarters felt less than welcoming, as though it was made for someone else. For someone who no longer existed."
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Hook has but one goal when everyone's sent back to the enchanted forest; reclaiming his ship.However, when Hook succeeds in getting back the Jolly Roger, things start to fall apart. Because, for the first time in over 200 years, he has nothing to devote his attention to. And now nothing can distract him from his unwanted thoughts.
Thoughts about how he'd hurt Ariel. About Emma. About his past. About who he is and who he wants to be.
Because, who is he, really? And what does he want?
Alt: Author puts this centuries-old pirate into different scenarios until he has no choice but to do some self-reflection!!
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The Devil is real. A sentence Chloe Decker never believed until Lucifer Morningstar burned out her skepticism with his hellfire eyes. It's a "Hell" of a reality shift, but Chloe realizes she may not have time for gradual acceptance when she discovers that one of the bodies in her most recent murder investigation isn't human. Worse still, the next target might be Lucifer. A story that begs the question: who prays for Satan? [Post-S3 finale continuation. Deckerstar.] [COMPLETE] [NEWLY POLISHED]
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16 Jan 2026
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Robert gets turned into a cat.
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05 Jan 2026
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"You still single?" Rayo asked suddenly, taking a swig from his beer.
"What?" Chad blinked, caught off guard
"Oh c'mon, you've always been hard to lo-"
"Hey, babe," Robert interrupted smoothly, leaning over Chad's shoulder to plant a quick kiss on his cheek.
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Flambae’s insufferable ex gets added to the team, and Robert quickly realizes he can’t stand the way he treats him, so he makes a reckless decision: he pretends to be Flambae’s boyfriend.
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23 Dec 2025
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Robert has a job, a secret, and a list of coworkers he absolutely cannot bite.
So far, he’s managing.
Mostly.
Not really.|| Vampire Robert and the daily struggles to not bite everyone on his team. He is a thirsty man.
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20 Dec 2025
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Things have been good— besides some lingering regret over not killing Shroud and the careful consolidating of corporatizing Mecha Man with dispatch work, Robert’s been alright. Hell, he even bought a bed recently.
Things spiral pretty quickly when he’s a victim of some sort of bizarro mugging and gets turned into a cat. Surprisingly, it doesn’t even rank in the top ten worst experiences of his life.
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06 Dec 2025