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    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    lol this sounds great, marking for later

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    08 Sep 2025

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    mark for later (once I read the og book lol)

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    Started for a kinkmeme prompt for Steve, rather than being a shy virgin, being desperately horny and used to having All The Sex, because it's how he kept morale up with the Commandos. Once he manages to explain this to his new team, they're very happy to keep up the tradition.

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    06 Sep 2025

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    mark for later

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    Steve gets out of the hospital in two days, but just barely. “I’m fine,” he tells Sam, Nurse Eunjung and the phalanx of doctors assigned to make sure Captain America didn’t bleed out and die and get bad PR all over their nice clean hospital. “I have an advanced healing factor. It’s fine. See? I’m standing.”

    “That is not standing,” Sam tells him.

    “You’re bending the IV stand,” Nurse Eunjung adds pointedly. “Let go and sit down, they don’t grow on trees.”

     
    aka Steve and Bucky's Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour.

    Podfic of this story available by the incredible quietnight!

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    18 Feb 2025

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    CAPTAIN CYBORG OF THE USS MOTHERFUCKER ROFLMAO

    ahem, if I don't mark it like this, I'm liable to forget the actual title and have trouble finding it the next time I want to rec it to somebody. lol true facts.

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    The shield purred.

    Well. If Steve wanted to be pedantic, the reaction wasn’t exactly a purr. It was still a piece of metal. But eighty years ago, when this had happened for the first time- the low vibration accompanied by this violently content sensation spreading across his mental link to the weapon, light pulsing gently along its runes and a low hum emanating from the center- Bucky had laughed and said it reminded him of a cat.

    Steve, privately, thought the term was fitting. Something about the way it responded to his touch, like one of the alley cats that always strolled up to Bucky and started rubbing themselves on his pant leg after he'd stopped Steve from getting beat up by the asshole of the week.

    Bucky had thought it was sweet.

    Steve, well-aware that a semi-sentient magical object connected this intimately to a wielder took on more than just their magical energy signature, thought it was horribly transparent.

    Or: Steve’s shield is a semi-sentient extension of his magic, and only allows the people it trusts to protect Steve as loyally as it does to touch it. That is a very short list. One that, apparently, includes the Winter Soldier.

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    04 Sep 2025

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    a delightful au!