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Kit and Vanessa are on their way to the top of the international racing circuit! At least they should be, but this highly competitive business can be an unjust place. Thankfully, their potential new employer, Ms. Park, has just the role in mind for these two young upstarts... Although it might leave them changed forever.
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02 Aug 2025
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i know you (better than you know yourself) by nerdylizj
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
28 Dec 2024
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Maomao didn’t enter a normal marriage, one whose consummation isn’t the business of many. She entered an Imperial one. Consummation is a thing of politics. If Maomao wasn’t raised at the Verdigris House, she might have shied away from such indecent talk. She’s supposed to be a blushing virgin, not a knowledgeable virgin.
And Maomao knows what’s next.
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- Part 1 of you take my hand like there's a way out
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10 May 2025
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I Heard That Clan's All Trouble by Tawabids
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
09 May 2013
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The curse of Thror took everything from Thorin; his home, his people's love, and finally his family and his sword arm. Then an old wizard in a pub brings him a key and the first good news he has heard in a long time - his nephews are alive and well in the Shire, the most unlikeliest of places.
Bilba Baggins had been quite happy living quietly on her own, but Bag End has not been quiet ever since two orphaned dwarves snuck into her life and made themselves at home. However, she will be damned if she lets a one-armed dwarf prince storm in and take them away after all these years.
She'll follow her boys to the ends of Middle Earth if she has to. And maybe, if he proves himself, she might even stand beside their king.
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- 3/3
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23 Dec 2024
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To Those Who Wait by CrazygurlMadness (DoYouCeeEmNow)
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
31 Dec 2019
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“How did you find me?”
“I didn’t find you. I saw a stranded car. I thought someone needed assistance.” He jutted his thumb towards his own vehicle, a large lifted truck that looked suitable for a lumber yard, and said, “So I came to investigate.”
She blinked up at him, then pithily said, “Of all the snowblown roads in all the world.”Or, Zelda is stranded in a snowstorm and gets rescued. Smut happeneth.
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I Want You (I Can't Help It) by xxenjoy
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Sep 2021
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Jaskier tries to seduce the hot alpha who's been coming in every night to watch him dance. He winds up getting more than he bargained for.
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- Part 6 of What About The Bard?
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10 Oct 2021
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By the Skin of Your Teeth by grassylampshade
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
18 Jul 2021
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“Fuck!” Geralt goes rigid with pain beyond what the poppy can dull.
Eskel rolls his eyes. “I told you, Jaskier, you’ve got to quit pawing at him.”
“Mm. Can’t. Gets so needy after a scare,” Geralt explains to Eskel. He gazes up at Jaskier adoringly, pain forgotten, expressions showing more openly than he ever allowed when sober. “Like he goes inna heat, soon as the danger’s gone.”
“Now wait just one—” Jaskier interjects.
“Like us,” Geralt rumbles, meeting Eskel’s eyes.
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27 Sep 2021
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Garrus and Shepard settle an argument.
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17 Sep 2021
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Shepard gets all worked up after a heated battle and lets Garrus know about it. Spontaneous, public, unadvised battlefield sex ensues.
Written for the ME kinkmeme. Prompt: "Maybe they've just come out of a firefight, maybe it's the Collector Base, whatever, crazy adrenaline sex must occur! (Bonus points if they have kind of forgotten that there's a third person/several other people nearby.) "
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01 Sep 2021
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Garrus & Shepard find some escapism in the midst of a war.
This is the product of listening to Rimsky’s Scheherazade too many times whilst pondering the inherent eroticism of blood oaths.
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- Part 27 of Shakarian - A Descent into Madness
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22 Jul 2021
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Sometimes even the toughest, most hardened soldier needs a little tender, loving care. A canon compliant, while still being a little original, take on the night before Omega-4.
(aka, Garrus catches feelings because of course he does. Dummy dum thought he could just sleep with the coolest woman in the universe and come out the other side exactly the same?? Oh buddy... you got a big storm coming.)
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- Part 20 of Shakarian - A Descent into Madness
- Part 7 of N7 Month 2019
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22 Jul 2021
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Jaskier's skin gets very dry in the winter at Kaer Morhen. Geralt offers to help lotion his back.
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05 May 2021
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After the turmoil of war robbed him of his birthright, Jaskier endures life as a simple Bard in the court of Kerack, under the protection of his cruel, ambitious cousin. Until the night that Jaskier catches the attention of the Geralt of Rivia, Lord of the Clan of the Wolf, and is terrified to be gifted to the barbarian mercenary as a bed-warmer.
However, Jaskier soon learns that the White Wolf is not the man his dark reputation makes him out to be. He might, in fact, be Jaskier's only hope of escaping his harsh circumstances. If only Jaskier can convince Geralt to allow him to remain at his side ... if only Jaskier can avoid losing his own heart in the process ...
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23 Mar 2021
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fire & powder by violaceum_vitellina_viridis
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 May 2022
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Jaskier likes taking care of Witchers - in his own special, entirely feral way.
or, as said by Twisted_Mind:
You give that bard an inch, and he will find a way to extort roughly four miles, and he will use every bit of each of them to pile affection on you whether you want it or not.- Words:
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22 Dec 2020
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this ain't gonna feel like a love tap by suzukiblu for Rainne
Fandoms: Venom (Movie 2018)
04 Jan 2019
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They make it a month before they get figured out. The embarrassing part is who does the figuring out.
“Doesn’t Venom need more than that?” Dan asks over the perfectly normal dinner Eddie is perfectly normally third-wheeling at. Eddie freezes with the salad tongs still in mid-air.
“Dan!” Anne hisses, swatting his arm.
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15 Oct 2019
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Bottom Dollar by Holdt
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Justice League (2017), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Batman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Man of Steel (2013)
20 Mar 2018
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Money can’t buy everything.
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- Part 1 of Spring Epiphanies
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- 2
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16 May 2019
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“So,” Stiles says, resting his elbows on his knees and settling his chin in his hands. “Hypothetical then: one of you guys gets dosed with some sex wolfsbane – how do we deal with it?”
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- Part 1 of Famous Last Words
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17 Nov 2018
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Last Vestiges of the Old World by robinasnyder
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
03 May 2018
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The Clones Wars end with the deposition of a would-be emperor and the celebration of the healthy birth of the Naberrie-Skywalker twins. Now that there is some level of acceptance of romantic relationships inside the Jedi Order, Obi-Wan Kenobi has become the lover of Duchess Satine Kryze. Mandalore is a Polyamorous society, so Satine is happy and excited when Obi-Wan requests including his long time crush, Qui-Gon Jinn, into their relationship.
Initially, the three of them seem to fit together with ease; but Satine quickly realizes that something is wrong between Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan. Despite the romantic feelings both men have for each other, neither has been able to lay to rest their old Master-Padawan dynamic. This simply is not something Satine will allow to go unaddressed.
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- 32,903
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- 115
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23 Jun 2018
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Fever by linndechir for Themisto
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Cinematic Universe
05 Oct 2016
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Clark showed up at the lake house in the middle of the night, feverish, out of control, and terrified of hurting someone. He asked Bruce to chain him up to make sure he wasn't a danger to anyone. It didn't occur to him that bringing himself in close proximity to the person he wanted most while his body was going haywire might not have been his best idea.
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- 1/1
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- 70
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15 Dec 2017
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Offset by deviantaccumulation
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
25 Jan 2017
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While on his mission to discover the mastermind behind the assassination attempts on Senator Amidala, Obi-Wan Kenobi is captured on Geonosis by Separatist Leader and former Jedi Master Dooku. As old and new secrets come to light, the Jedi Knight struggles to discern the truths from the lies. Political and personal motivations clash and blur together; all the while the galaxy is balancing on the precipice of war, and coming closer to falling with every passing second.
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- Part 1 of Tip the scales
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,502
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- 17/17
- Comments:
- 734
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14 May 2017
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Half of the History (We Shall Never Know) by Speranza
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
02 Mar 2015
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This is a war story.
- Language:
- English
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- 36,675
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 504
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- 3,385
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08 May 2017