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  1. ОЭ.Излом2025_визуалGT by , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom Troye iz Prostokvashino | Three from Buttermilk Village (1978), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, лестница, Отблески Этерны - Вера Камша | Otbleski Eterny - Vera Kamsha, Этерна | Aeterna (TV 2022), Этерна | Aeterna (TV 2025)

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  2. Талигспас — тексты низкого рейтинга зима 24 by , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom Отблески Этерны - Вера Камша | Otbleski Eterny - Vera Kamsha

    26 Jan 2024

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    Выкладка текстов низкого рейтинга на Зимнюю Фандомную Битву 2024. Команда напоминает, что вселенная многовариантна, и тексты могут (и будут) противоречить друг другу и отличаться в деталях.

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  3. Талигспас — тексты высокого рейтинга зима 24 by , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom And Then There Were None - Agatha Christie (Novel), Отблески Этерны - Вера Камша | Otbleski Eterny - Vera Kamsha

    18 Feb 2024

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    Выкладка текстов высокого рейтинга на Зимнюю Фандомную Битву 2024. Команда напоминает, что вселенная многовариантна, и тексты могут (и будут) противоречить друг другу и отличаться в деталях.

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  4. Hahaha get loved and cared for idiot by ,

    Fandom Отблески Этерны - Вера Камша | Otbleski Eterny - Vera Kamsha

    18 Feb 2024

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  5. Ты сказал by ,

    Fandom Отблески Этерны - Вера Камша | Otbleski Eterny - Vera Kamsha

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    Hit Upside the Head by

    Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

    19 May 2025

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    "IPA," Robby called again, a reminder.

    "For that, I'm getting you a Bavarian wheat beer, you prissy fuck." But Jack bypassed the respectable Penn Pilsner and grabbed a pack of their hopped-to-shit IPA, hating himself a little for giving in...but it would make Robby smile.

    The door banged open, spinning Jack around, senses instantly on alert as a guy rushed in, black bandana tied around his face, pistol pointing at Sal as he shouted. "Open the register! Now!"

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    12 May 2026

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    The Nature of Enough by

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    24 May 2025

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    The job offer came out of nowhere. Centennial Hospital, a level 1 trauma center in Colorado, wanted him to take over for their retiring chief attending. They'd heard the same rumors as everyone about PTMC—how it'd be taken over, transformed, the ED shut down. Didn't Jack want to get ahead of it and find himself a new gig, head of the department, master of his own fate? And the money, of course. Lots and lots of money.

    Jack promptly told them to fuck off.

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    12 May 2026

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    The Wonder Year by

    Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

    20 Jul 2025

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    Jack looked from the intern picture to Robby again, rubbing a tired hand over his eyes. "Jesus, this is like a recipe." He gestured between the picture and Robby, young and old. "It's like twink plus seasoning equals daddy. Fuck," he said, a kind of helpless note to it. Then he walked out, like he hadn't just dropped a bomb on Robby's head.

    What did that mean?

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    09 May 2026

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    Ran the Table by

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    09 Nov 2025

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    "Tell me something that brings you comfort."

    "Something that brings me comfort?" Robby shot back, his tone mocking the frivolity of it, because he never was one to just follow directions.

    "Yes," Gene said, eternally unfazed. "It can be the smallest thing, whatever comes to mind."

    What came to mind was: Pens games, the trails at Frick Park, the rare book collection in the Oliver Room at Carnegie Main, a cortado at Sage Caffe. But what he said was: "Jack."

    ...wait. Shit.

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    08 May 2026

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    The Unexamined Life by

    Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

    27 Apr 2025

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    Jack had just stepped back onto the main floor when he clocked movement at the ambulance entrance, two guys hurrying in, the smaller one helping a guy with a sweatshirt covered in blood. But something was wrong, some unnamable instinct rising within Jack at the way they moved. It was too fluid, too controlled. Jack knew what the walking wounded looked like, had seen it for years, from war zones to bar fights. This wasn't the injured seeking help; this was men hunting.

    Time slowed, Jack's heart rate spiking, the adrenaline dump casting everything in sharp relief—the full ED floor, patients plus shift change meaning twice the usual personnel were here.

    Robby was here.

    That thought got him moving, Jack approaching laterally. He got there right as the guns came out.

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    07 May 2026