pearlflavoured
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- Dream SMP (13)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (6)
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”Let me get this straight,” said Tommy. “You want me to be the house’s magical trophy wife? Why the hell would I say yes to that?"
The red haired ghost smirked, leaning back until they reclined on an invisible lounge. "Well, for each hour you spend in costume, we can waive a percentage of your university fees and—"
”—FREE COLLEGE?! Do you want me to wear pumps or stilettos?”Tommy isn’t a normal university student. Sure, he joins the lettuce eating club, eats the elevator spaghetti and gets all his shoelaces stolen. But multiple times a week Tommy has anime transformation, becoming the mysterious Red Mascot, the second hottest person in the university. (Tommy was the first, obviously) But as the year continues, he finds he isn't the only one keeping secrets. Shubble only ever returns after midnight, there are other house mascots running around the university—their identities could be right under his nose—and even his ghostly sidekick, Clementine, is holding her tongue. That won't stop Tommy from trying to win prank of the year, though. The reason: TOMMY IS A BIG MAN!
Or: Tommy pays for his college by dressing as a magical drag queen.
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Sorry I fell asleep while waiting for you to make me a sandwich by pearlflavoured for Caubool
Fandoms: Dream SMP
28 Jul 2025
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A pair of mismatched arms snaked around Tubbo's waist, a familiar chin sitting on top of his. "Ranboo?"
"Yes, Tubbo?"
He leaned into the touch. "I'm trying to wash the dishes, bossman."
"Oh, alright." Ranboo nudged him aside, letting go and reaching for the sink.
Tubbo yanked his hand back. "What are you doing?"
His gaze snapped towards him, catching a hint of purple eyes. Tubbo's husband was gone.Or: formerly brainwashed supervillain Ranboo has a relapse. Tubbo reacts accordingly.
Based on the Musical Chairs series by Caubool!
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- Part 6 of pearlflavoured's beeduo brainrot
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As if the foster system wasn't shit enough, Tommy also has to deal with being an allay hybrid, his instincts wreaking havoc in all areas of his life. Watch two stories unfold as Tommy finds himself some brothers, loses them, and maybe finds them again.
Or: Two stories, two brothers, and one happy ending.
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...Phil, why is there a baby growing in your fridge? by pearlflavoured
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 May 2025
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Wilbur was conceived in the vegetable drawer of the samsung smart refrigerator.
This is how Techno found out.
aka the author was blessed with visions and made a banger of a comic.
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Meeting agenda: Add rails to our fucking stairs by pearlflavoured
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Apr 2025
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With the responsibilities of presidency weighing down on him, Tubbo turns to Schlatt's old wine. It's the only thing that can loosen his thoughts, make him feel something other than sheer tiredness.
One night, Ranboo finds him.
...So it turns out, it's really hard to mask hybrid instincts when drunk.Or: Tubbo is a repressed idiot and Ranboo has to deal with the (very cute) consequences.
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- Part 5 of pearlflavoured's beeduo brainrot
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pearlflavoured's beeduo brainrot by pearlflavoured
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jul 2025
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All my beeduo fics in one place aw man I love beeduo look there's beeduo come read beeduo
Works are not connected, read in whatever order your heart desires
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A Heart Softened Towards You—Or, Close Enough by floristkills for Mikes_on_prometheus
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Dream SMP
03 Aug 2025
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The Antine and Arctic Empires have stood as long and strong as any other kingdom worth their weight in gold. Just as they always have been, they are ruled by the preordained royals. The near unlimited power of those on the throne. Technoblade, as the crown price of the Arctic Empire, knows those facts intimately. And he was quite looking forwards to the prospect of it as his father's health declined.
Until his father suddenly removed his status as the heir in favor of his uncle. And then immediately died. It makes the funeral quite the dreary event for Techno, to say the least.
Luckily, his compatriot, and arguable only friend, King Philza is there to offer him some perspective. And perhaps a path back to power, if in a unconventional and possibly fraud-filled way. If it's necessary to regain his crown, then Techno will say "I do."
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The fake marriage au where Techno schemes his way into power, Phil gets to keep his secret girlfriend, and no one falls in love. Unless you count the love of friendship! And indescribable violence.
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Tommy would say that things started to change when Ranboo and Tubbo first got married.
Ranboo would say things started to change when they built the bee dome in L’manburg together (that sappy bastard).
Tubbo would say things really started to change when Ranboo started leaving his laundry at his house.
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- Part 1 of *lgbtifies your minecraft roleplay*
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Tubbo hadn’t always been a light sleeper. He used to sleep like the dead, always waking feeling refreshed. Often, Tommy would complain about him being impossible to wake up. Then the war started, and he and Tommy were both forced to sleep whenever and wherever they could. Five minutes on his feet here, ten minutes tucked under a tarp there. Sleeping deeply was a death sentence. It felt exhilarating, at the time, to boast and compare how little sleep he’d gotten with Tommy and Wilbur.
All this to say, when Ranboo sleepwalks the first time, Tubbo wakes instantly.
Bookmarked by pearlflavoured
26 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
And what if Tubbo cradled Ranboo’s face without cleaning up the blood and said “you’ve never been more beautiful”
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if the music stops, continue with a dance by thatwasanticlimactic
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
17 May 2025
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Kineshi stares at the pot, at the steam, and the boiling water, then, as if in a trance, he reaches out and—
“Hairo-kun!” shrieks Kaidou, slapping his hand with an oven mitt. “What the hell? The pot is hot, you can’t touch it!”
Kineshi retracts his hand and waves him off. “Don’t worry, Kaidou-kun,” he says, “I always win the ‘don’t burn yourself’ challenge I play when I cook!”
Beside him, Saiki just stares, dead-panned, borderline incredulous. Kaidou’s expression is similar, only larger.
[or, hairo, tourette's, and his wonderful friends]
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nothing about us by pixel_the_alien
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Oct 2024
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Pearl’s eyes widen, and she takes a step back. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. My bad ping carries through the soulbond, and Scott has to deal with it. She digs her nails into her palms and tries to calm her suddenly-racing heart. If Scott finds out this is because of me…
Cleo studies Pearl’s expression. Their own expression softens for a fraction of a second, and they put a hand on Scott’s shoulder. “I know. You’re stressed out. It’s bad for glitches. Just take a breath. This happens sometimes.”
Pearl gives Cleo the slightest nod, then tries to return to mining. Don’t say anything. Don’t say anything. Don’t say–
Her hand balls into a fist and taps against the stone wall once, twice, three times.
Scott involuntarily mirrors her. He stares at his hand. “I swear to the Void.”
Pearl freezes.
or: The soulbond mechanics of Double Life accidentally mean that the players share a bit more than a health bar. Not everyone is prepared for it.
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16 May 2025