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Jepex forces the Empire to have Friday movie night. half the team falls asleep, and Mapicc and Chief are forced to interact and bond and trauma dump on each other.
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- Part 3 of The Empire Needs A Chill Pill
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Protection Five by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng) for achotech, DarkestDaybreak
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
06 Jun 2025
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Mapicc & Minute supporting each other through some stuff.
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Who ever heard of moving paintings??
Minute was at the museum, and he noticed some of the paintings can move....
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Leo's a hitman, and he's been using Cube to get close to Mid so he can kill her. he's successful.
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Anywhere with you is where it feels like home by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
26 Apr 2025
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Leo's in the hospital. Minute and Clown try to process it.
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Derapchu goes on a Date to a Maid Cafe (ft. the Maids Rek & Jaron) by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
20 Apr 2025
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Pangi takes Derapchu on a date, but there's some miscommunication about whether this date is just for fun or actually a date.
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what would happen if lifesteal was in the real world and then the apocalypse happened?
Parrot and Spoke were good friends when holes to another dimension opened and zombies and monsters start to take over the world. They will eventually find (most of) the other lifesteal members. (except for the ones I'm too lazy to add, or don't know well enough)
Made because I read the last kids on earth over a year ago, and thought, 'Hey, this would be a great lifesteal fanfic!'
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- Part 1 of LifeSteal Apocalypse AU
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after losing himself and attacking someone, Mapicc and Jepex are separated dragged off to the asylum. but Mapicc's gonna do everything he can to get both him and his brother out of there, even if it means suspending his disbelief of how the frick Spoke got some military grade explosives.
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- Part 1 of The Empire Needs A Chill Pill
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Mapicc wants to get Minute on his own, it’s been way too long since they’ve gotten to be alone together. (Like a day and a half)
The best way to do that is undoubtedly volunteering for a sort of suicidal surveillance mission in the hopes there’ll be sometime he can get Minute alone.Or, 4.7k words of Mapicc being down bad for Minute.
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- Part 2 of The Empire Needs A Chill Pill
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I'm gonna try to write for every December day. we'll see how long it takes me to collapse and die.
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Minute doesn’t have panic attacks often anymore. He’s gotten used to the feeling like the server is closing in on him, and by now he can calm himself down from one pretty well. He's even gotten pretty good at figuring out when one might happen and figured out ways to prevent them.
Unfortunately, Leo and Clown love to shout at each other, and it’s only a matter of time before that triggers one…
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A shattered team and bloody water by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng) for cl4yball
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
23 Jul 2024
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Minute can’t stop missing Clown, even though he betrayed him.
Based on the request Eunkay gave me.
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ParaDexTwo's Book Where You Ask For Things And I Give You Those Things Sometimes.
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"We need to catch the bunny and help it!”
“I still think we should kill it to end its suffering.”
“We should leave it alone so nature can run its course; it's a wild animal.”
the PMC find an injured bunny, but they can't agree on what to do with it. (with lots of arguing and accusations being thrown around!)
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Minute has a nightmare, and decides to bother Leo for some cuddles.
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yet i keep coming back by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Kings SMP - Fandom
27 May 2024
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He struggled to calm his racing heart. It was completely normal for your best friend to call you Kitten, right? There was no way Wemmbu knew about the little crush he had on him, right?
or, Wemmbu and Minute's relationship through before SMP content, during kings, and then during lifesteal.
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“I think you need this more than I do, so here you go,” They said, holding out a cup of coffee.
Zam blinked, surprised. He cautiously reached out, and took it. “Thanks.”
or, Minute gives Zam coffee, because he very much needs it.
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the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
21 Apr 2024
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He’d cut himself. He can remember the relief that came with the pain, addicting and sharp. He’d done that before.
or, minute self-harms and hears voices, but Leo is there to help him.
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A Cheap Pick-Up Line And A Cheesy One-Liner by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
14 Apr 2024
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“I was worried you wouldn’t follow for a second,” Leo said when he’d reached him.
“And miss an opportunity to make out with you? Not on your life!” Minute retorted.
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I Have My Place Again, High Above The World by ParaDexTwo (reconnectng)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
12 Apr 2024
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Zam and Pangi are siblings, and Zam tries to protect Pangi.
'Everything Zam had worked his whole life for, would be gone. He’d tried so hard to protect Pangi, and now he was being beaten to death.'