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Lan Qiren critiques a western worldview and gets ready for a wedding--or what replaces a wedding if the jianghu adhered to giraffe-specific social roles.
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the fixed foot by redscudery
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jul 2022
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Lan Wangji wakes up to find out that his dick has mysteriously turned into a compass. If only his family and friends would stop asking him if he knows what an erection is, maybe he could solve the mystery instead of having to deal with nosy brothers, divination buttplugs, weasel jokes, and being naked in front of Wei Wuxian in a cave.
Is this the sex curse that will save the jianghu? Probably.
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"The Efficacy of Spanking on Behavioural Change" by redscudery
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 May 2022
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“You were looking for a way to test your theory of discipline,” Lan Zhan says.
Wei Ying frowns, then the penny drops. “The spanking!”
“Do you think that physical pain will deter you from this specific behaviour?”
“It could. I think there would have to be verbal reinforcement.” Wei Ying’s brain is whirring. “And if we’re really doing ‘spanking best practices’—like that’s a thing—there should be some consistency in the place it’s done?” He looks around the apartment. “Over the couch?”
“Mn.”
“Okay. But wait—are you okay with this? Do you want to do this?”
“It is very unpleasant when you leave food scraps in the sink.”
Wei Ying laughs. “And you want revenge, even if it means touching my ass.”
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A Blow for Tolerance by redscudery
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
14 Jul 2018
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The walls of 221b are thin, and Sherlock is very badly behaved. And who can resist a bet?
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John of New Moon by redscudery
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Emily of New Moon - L. M. Montgomery, Emily of New Moon
03 Jul 2018
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Rural Prince Edward Island, Canada, 1895.
Twelve-year-old John Watson is perfectly happy living with his invalid father in a secluded cottage, studying his lessons, writing stories, and exploring the woods and beaches. When he becomes an orphan, though, he must go and live with his dead mother's family, the Lestrades, at New Moon Farm. It's a whole new world of school and work and family tradition, and holding up the Watson pride is difficult in such unfamiliar surroundings.
When he meets the wild, fascinating Sherlock Holmes, though, his life is full of magic once again, far from the dutiful, studious life the Lestrades would like him to lead. The only shadow on his happiness is the persistent rumour of a stain on his family's past, and surely he and Sherlock can discover its truth together as well as, perhaps, a truth about themselves.
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- Part 1 of John of New Moon
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The Sherlockian Observer 2017 by bluebellofbakerstreet, doctornerdington, redscudery, tiltedsyllogism, unreconstructedfangirl
Fandom Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
08 Apr 2018
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Redscudery's Rare Pair Bazaar by redscudery
Fandom Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Super Mario & Related Fandoms
13 Jun 2018
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Scudery's Saturday Night Fic Fest by DraloreShimare, redscudery, twofingerpost
Fandom Call Me By Your Name (2017), DICKENS Charles - Works, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
02 May 2018
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The Backwoods of Canada by redscudery
Fandom Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
30 Jun 2018
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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20 Nov 2025
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Me:
so do you fuckPark Seonghwa:
what lolMe:
you talk about sex a lot but do you fuck? Do you have sex. Just humor me, I’m so bored rnPark Seonghwa:
yeah I fuck. I really like sex.Park Seonghwa:
do u fuck?Me:
not as much as I used to. I think the last time I had sex was sophomore year. GodPark Seonghwa:
was it goodMe:
whatHongjoong is a suffering college student who sucks at math and, to make matters worse, hasn't gotten laid in almost two years. So when the phone number his friend Wooyoung gives him turns out to be a total stranger instead of the math genius Wooyoung had promised, Hongjoong can't seem to make himself leave this wrong number alone. Especially when he learns that the number belongs to a super sex positive kind of guy (read: total freak), who is all too eager to hear about Hongjoong's sad sex life.
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28 Nov 2024
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Hongjoong leaned back in their chair, the fingers of one hand pinching the bridge of their nose above the frames of their glasses. “You`ve got to be fucking kidding me.”
San`s eyes flitted between Hongjoong and Seonghwa, searching for an explanation for their reactions. “What? Was it that bad?”
Seonghwa furrowed her eyebrows, the smooth skin of her forehead wrinkling harshly. “Did you really say `take our relationship to the next level`? Like, did that actually come out of your mouth when you were talking to Wooyoung?”
Crossing her arms over her chest defensively, San poked out her lower lip in a pout. “Well, I mean, I tried to, but then I was date-blocked by Nayeon.”
“Well thank god for her because that might be the worst line I think I have ever heard.”
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San has tried to ask Wooyoung on a date more times than she can count in the year since she transferred to SNU, but nothing ever seems to go the way she planned. Still, San won't stop trying - each day is a new opportunity, another chance to convince Wooyoung that they'd be good together. San has to get it right sometime.
Right?
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- Part 1 of The Girls and the Gays
Bookmarked by redscudery
28 Nov 2024
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All Old Things are New Again by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jul 2021
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Full-time necromancer and part-time cam boy, Wei Wuxian, finds himself unexpectedly homeless. An enthusiastic patron comes to his rescue.
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Immortal Cultivator Lan Wangji has been waiting a long time for his deceased husband to be reincarnated again. In retrospect, he should have anticipated that this is how it would go.
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- Part 1 of All Old Things Are New Again
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19 Nov 2024
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put my mind at ease (pretty please) by iodhadh, noxeulalie, rozarria
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Aug 2025
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In which Xue Yang meets a hot couple at a bar and proceeds to accidentally self-domesticate into a healthy relationship via the trust and vulnerability inherently required of a responsible kink dynamic.
a.k.a. the Kink AU.
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25 Jan 2023