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    “No,” Qi Rong said to the mirror, and by extension, his aunt. “No. No! I don’t wanna get fuckin’ married.”

    An alternate universe take in which Yong An and Xian Le are neighbouring countries. When Yong An proposes a political marriage between two of their princes, Xian Le is quick to refuse. After all, their beloved Crown Prince's cultivation path strictly forbids marriage, let alone any acts one might consider consummation.

    Ah, but not so fast! After all, Xie Lian isn't the nation's only eligible prince!

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Yu Ziyuan insists that Wei Wuxian bring his boyfriend, Lan Wangji, to dinner. It's time that she showed the two of them who was boss. She might have made a huge mistake.

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    22 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I don't see enough of Wangxian taking the piss out of the Jiang fam. This was honestly a breath of fresh air. 😆🤭

  3. Rec 17

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    During a summit at the Lotus Pier, the junior quartet get together to alleviate their boredom. Things get chilly when they’re joined by Wei Wuxian, who tells them a story about a certain ghost he had encountered as a child…

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    17 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm cackling lmaooo

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    Jingyi has two Official Corkboard-Warranting Mysteries, and he is going to solve them if it kills him. Mystery One: What is Professor Wei, mysterious enigma and the local campus cryptid, hiding from all his coworkers? Mystery Two, which is obviously totally unrelated to Mystery One: Does Professor Lan, a stone-cold terror who will glare at you if you so much as think about asking about his personal life, secretly have a husband? These obviously completely separate mysteries are going to rob Jingyi of any chance he had at a sleep schedule, and he's not even mad about it.

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    14 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THIS IS SO FUNNY AT 3 IN THE MORNING 🤣🤣🤣🤣 CRYING RN

  5. Rec 73

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    Many years ago, Lan Sizhui suddenly left the Gusu Lan Sect and disappeared from the cultivation world. He was once ranked number one among young cultivators and was destined to be the next Sect Leader of the Gusu Lan Sect. When he makes an unexpected return, Jin Ling has one burning question for his unrequited first love—why did you leave me?

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    06 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Genuinely my absolute favourite characterisation of Jin Ling and Lan Sizhui! Wish I could read this again for the first time 😍

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    The bundle of mail from the Qinghe Nie Sect arrives in Cloud Recesses late one evening. All but one piece of the pile is a stack of invitations to this year’s Cultivation Conference, wrapped in light blue string. The last is a short, handwritten list wedged between two envelopes, unnoticeable until it flutters to the floor.

    (Or: the juniors stage a tiny, benevolent rebellion.)

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    04 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The juniors are absolute darlings and Nie Huaisang ILU.

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    Little A-Yuan makes an impromptu trip to the past, and all he wants to do is spend some quality time with his parents.

    A teenage Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are not equipped to deal with this.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    “You don’t know? In Yiling, there’s a tree at the edge of town, one that stands at the fringes of where the city ends and the Burial Mounds begin, called the Lover’s Tree. They say if you write a letter and nail it to its branches, Yiling Laozu will receive it, and he’ll reply.”

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    02 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I would also write to Yiling Laozu to tap about my life problems lol

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    He had written the book to prove a point. It was never supposed to be a big thing, and he certainly never intended for everyone — Jiang Cheng, Zewu-Jun, the Juniors, literally everyone— to be reading about his sex life.

    Oh God, he definitely needed to make sure Lan Zhan didn’t find out about this.

    (Or, when Wei Wuxian writes the Xianxia cut-sleeve equivalent of Fifty Shades of Grey, based entirely on his experiences with Lan Wangji, he doesn’t expect it to become the next big hit).

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    02 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    LMAOO IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS IS TOO FUNNY OMG 100% GONNA REREAD!!! MADE MY DAY LOLLLL

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    On his day off from his new teaching duties in the Lan Sect, Wei Wuxian decides it’s a good idea to dress up as the Yiling Patriarch to spice up his love life. Set roughly one year post-canon.

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    01 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Adorable lmao

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    The dragging stopped, and Lan Sizhui dared to glance up at their captors.

    His eyes fell first on the blade and then on the runes traced in a wet, glistening red.

    Jingyi cursed, and the other two whimpered. Lan Sizhui could not breathe.

    Lan Sizhui was not scared; he was terrified.

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    01 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Wangxian as parents aaaah my heart I love them

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    Wei Wuxian dies at twenty-two and doesn’t come back. Lan Wangji dies in an “unfortunate accident” in a temple in Yunping at thirty-seven. The world moves on.

    Thousands of years later, Wei Ying and Lan Zhan have a senior thesis in cultivation to co-write on the Yiling Patriarch. It doesn’t go exactly how they were expecting.
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    “I still do not understand why you were able to read the journal in the first place,” Lan Zhan says.

    Wei Ying grins. “You’ll laugh,” he says. He won’t, of course. Lan Zhan doesn’t laugh. But maybe he can swing a smile. “It’s because of the name thing. He wrote his name into the scrambling talisman. So it says that no one can undo the lock but Wei Ying.” He hooks a thumb at himself.

    Everyone’s always said his name is unlucky. This is the first time it’s worked out in his favor. It’s not a coincidence either; apparently his mother thought it would be funny. Mrs. Yu had told him that with a curl in her lip, as if it didn’t make him wish he knew his parents even more.

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    28 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    LITERALLY NO WORDS RN I CAN REREAD THIS FOREVER PLS LET ME GO BACK AND EXPERIENCE THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN SO I CAN SHED HAPPY TERS AND ALSO SAD TEARS AND JUST OMG ITS SO FUCKING GOOD I CANT 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  13. Rec 48

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    “I think you two are making this a bigger deal than it really is.”

    “I highly doubt that, and that is me saying that.”

    “Don’t be so dull - What’s the worst thing that could happen?”

    “Much! So much could happen!”

    Or, in a spell gone wrong, Wei Wuxian gets cursed accidentally. Losing his sense of hearing, sight, and speech, he needs to rely on his loved ones.

    Thankfully he has family there to help him.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    Like a parasite, Wei Wuxian has this way of growing on people when you least expect it.

    Over the seasons, Lan Qiren slowly pieces back together his relationship with Wangji and learns to like Wei Wuxian in the process.

    (“Will you rejoin your sect?” As soon as the words leave his mouth, Lan Qiren regrets his wording.

    He is not surprised when Wangji’s eyes narrow, flashing with offence. “There is no need to rejoin what one has never left. I did not turn my back on my sect. My sect turned their backs on me.”)

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    26 Dec 2025

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    “Come on, A-Cheng!” Wei Ying says. “Think of all the hapless youths who are watching hanguang_jun’s channel and being duped into thinking that’s what university is like! It’s not fair on the kids!”

    Jiang Cheng appears to be entirely unmoved by this highly logical argument.

    Lan Zhan runs a popular studytuber YouTube channel. Wei Ying decides to parody his videos. Things escalate from there.

    Podfic of like, comment, share & subscribe by detectorist.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    “Come on, A-Cheng!” Wei Ying says. “Think of all the hapless youths who are watching hanguang_jun’s channel and being duped into thinking that’s what university is like! It’s not fair on the kids!”

    Jiang Cheng appears to be entirely unmoved by this highly logical argument.

    Lan Zhan runs a popular studytuber YouTube channel. Wei Ying decides to parody his videos. Things escalate from there.

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    24 Dec 2025

  17. Rec 47

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    Podfic of "Important Distinctions" by nagi_schwarz

    Author's original summary:

    Father arched an eyebrow and lifted his chin.
     
    Jingyi said, “Hanguang-jun would like to respectfully state that he thinks you are a punk-ass bitch.” 

    “Lan Jingyi!” another Lan disciple hissed, horrified. 

    “He said it with his eyes,” Jingyi protested. “It’s Expression 321.”
     
    Sizhui fished the book out of his qiankun pouch and flipped through it.

    One of the Ouyang junior disciples sidled over to him and peered over his shoulder. “There really is a book.”

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    24 Dec 2025

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    And it is him. Wei Ying.

    The boy who died thirteen years ago.

    The boy Lan Wangji treasured more than his own life, his own dreams, and yearned to see one more time— if only for a second. To tell him he was never ready for Wei Ying to leave him.

    That Lan Wangji would never have become a Defender if it meant he could stay by Wei Ying’s side forever.

    The boy who jumped off a roof and the boy who Lan Wangji mourns to this day with every breath he takes.

     

    In a world infested with creatures known as Nosferatu, Defenders of the Light rose from talented Cultivators with strong golden cores to fight against the monsters lurking in the dark, feasting on human blood. Lan Wangji, the Peerless Second Jade of Gusu Lan, was a powerful and revered Defender, until a familiar face from his childhood has emerged from dark--no longer human and no longer the Wei Ying he once knew. Together, on opposite sides and monsters of different breeds, they must work together to solve disappearances of Nosferatu, strange deaths amongst cultivators, and a plot meant to rip the Cultivation clans apart.

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    22 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Someone hold me back from killing YZY and Great Mother honestly

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    “Lying is forbidden!” One of his classmates hissed, a boy with the same ribbon with cloud motifs just like his. Lan Yuan couldn’t quite remember his name, he was never good with names. “Even someone like you should know.”

    Someone like him? What was wrong with him? No, there was nothing wrong! Sure… he had joined the lectures a bit later and he still wasn’t as skilled memorizing all the rules in the Lan Wall of Discipline. And maybe he got distracted with thoughts of radishes and grass butterflies…

    But Lan Yuan was not a liar.

     

    or, Lan Yuan fights twice in his life. One to stand his ground, and second to defend the person that he loves the most.

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    20 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    my bby A-Yuan <3 what a cutie pie

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    No one would expect it, but Lan WangJi can be very funny and loves to make his husband laugh and giggle. It doesn’t even cost him too much effort!

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    17 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I died laughing actually 😂

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