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Waterboy’s favorite place is the beach. Or the pool. Anywhere he isn’t the only person soaking wet. He just so happens to play his best there, much to the Z-teams surprise.
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The z team gets a beach vacation and Waterboy is a beach volleyball BEAST. and also there’s gay tension at a tiki barBookmarked by skylerfeather
10 Feb 2026
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Herm has taken up baking and is insanely good at it (surprisingly)
Hilarity ensues when the Z-Team finds out
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06 Feb 2026
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breaking news: sopping wet man with water pouring out of his ears is least weird member of his family by ace_onthecase
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
27 Nov 2025
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Herm has always been the black sheep. Ever since he was a little kid, his strange attitude and behavior drew whispers from his aunts and uncles.
Turns out that when your entire extended family are career criminals for fun, being a decent and caring person tends to make you stick out like a sore thumb.
It also tends to land you in…situations. Situations that Herm has rationalized as a bit commonplace. Apparently most people don’t have to bail out their second cousin after they get arrested for running an illegal piranha breeding ring out of the pool in the backyard.
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Waterboy: lol reminds me of when my 1st cousin once removed drowned in a haunted lake. crazy stuff. really no need to talk about me and my family
The Z-team: ok no run that back and explain
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06 Feb 2026
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Harnessed by the kind resuscitation
Buttressed up and out of the crevasse of the pastJust when Waterboy thinks he's found his rhythm among the Z-Team in spite of his anxious demeanor, a bad panic attack strikes him out of the blue on their weekly taco outing, rattling his self-esteem and casting doubt upon his worth as a superhero. Was he really any different from the scared little kid he was all those years ago?
Fortunately, his team is there to ground him, reminding him of his place in the world—although their methods of caring for him are somewhat unconventional and not at all condoned by mental health professionals.Alternatively: Realistic Depiction of a Panic Attack
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06 Feb 2026
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au·tot·o·my
/ôˈᴛäᴅəᴍē/noun: Zoology
The casting off of a part of the body (e.g. the tail of a lizard) by an animal under threat.
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On a mission with Waterboy to deal with a dwindling gang, Robert and a handful of the Z-team witness one of Waterboys hidden abilities (to their disgust and concern)
Bookmarked by skylerfeather
05 Feb 2026

