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  1. Summary

    Justice for Justin Long characters! They deserve so much better! ...Most of them.

    A few fanfics I've written for characters played by my favorite Scream King!

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    -DISCONTINUED-

    Take a peek into the life of meek, bleak Reek, Ramsay Bolton's favorite maid.

    Chapter One: Maid Boy
    Chapter Two: Birthday Boy
    Chapter Three: Nature Boy
    Chapter Four: Game Boy

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    Join the Graham siblings as they travel the country avoiding crazed cultists, and finding out the truth about their family.

    This is a Hereditary x Life is Strange 2 AU crossover.

    Chapter 1: Roads
    Chapter 2: Rules
    Chapter 3: Wastelands
    Chapter 4: Faith
    Chapter 5: Pretty Birds

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    “I have to tell you something.”

    Ted paused, mouth opening and closing a few times before he spoke. “Oh. Okay. What is it?”

    “I think I, uh… So… Y’know, like, vampires..?”

    Ted nodded.

    “Well, I… Maybe… I think I maybe am one.”

    Ted blinked. “What?”

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    25 Apr 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Hey, Bill," Ted's voice rang out, "I totally just had a thought: What do babies even eat?" Bill turned to see Ted holding up a jar of green sludge, reading the label. "'cause if this is it, dude, then babies have it rough."

    "Ted, they're babies," Bill replied. "Babies don't care what they eat. That's why you gotta put locks on the laundry soap or they'll drink it."

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    02 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Senua's encounter with Druth. He tells her the stories that later will fuel her journey into Hel.

    Takes place during Senua’s self–exile right before the Tragedy.

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    02 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    Randy felt terrified.

    They were on their way to Ms. Beard's house... they were on their way to Ms. Beard's house and Benson now looked more like a cornered animal, wild and out of control, ready to attack at any second, and that made Randy feel absolutely terrified for her.

    (Canon divergence were they don’t reach Ms. Beard and instead Benson takes Randy on a very stressful and traumatic road trip)

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    25 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    In a quiet moment, Yelena and Bob grapple with their experiences.

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    18 Oct 2025