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    Starting with "There's No Mystery to This Man" where Steve and Eddie fall in love the summer Steve worked at Scoops Ahoy, and going forward.

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    12 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    "With a mix of kitchen staple recipes, beginner cooking advice, and exaggerated — and frankly libellous — anecdotes, Mary Quinn (mother of mediocre, and over-hyped, Michelin Star chef Anna Quinn) serves up a passable debut cookbook.

    In this humble reviewer's expert opinion, it is somewhat recommended if you have absolutely no idea on the basics, but otherwise expect to see this publication in the reduced section soon."

    ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆

    — Erin Maguire, Book Critic. Derry Journal 18/05/2022

    Ingredients:

    • 1 English eejit with anxiety
    • 1 Northern Irish dose with an overinflated ego
    • 1 overworked and underappreciated housewife

    Method:

    1. Mix all ingredients together and simmer over the course of a couple of years, then serve in whatever form the eejit and dose end up in.
    2. Garnish with a sprinkle of additional pack animals, overbearing (grand)fathers, and hero-worshipping daughters/sisters.
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    15/15
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    15 Aug 2025

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    Love Never Dies.

    "I have crossed oceans of time to find you."

    Hannibal + Bram Stoker's Dracula + the classic novel = a new version of the seductive vampire legend.

    Count Hannibal Lecter loses the thing most precious to him -- the love of his life. God is beyond measure in wanton malice, and matchless in his irony. And so Hannibal renounces God, and becomes an immortal monster that feeds on the blood of the living.

    400 years after losing his beloved, Count Lecter meets a man who looks exactly like the husband he lost -- reborn and returned. But who could learn to love a monster?

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    07 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    06 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Have
    Chaos
    That's it

    This is getting edited up the ass so get ready to play spot the difference with the plot and the tags once you notice it

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    14 Jan 2025