thathastu
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
"Was this fun you planned for us to have at your cottage, Hollander?" he huffs. Shane doesn't even look up from his laptop. He has a fucking legal pad out and he's taking notes. "You brought me all the way out here to ignore me."
Without looking away from the screen, Shane replies, "You can survive a few hours without me entertaining you."
"I will not," Ilya grumbles. "I will die, and then charity won't even happen because I will be dead. You will wish you had not read these documents, Hollander, after I am gone."
Or; Shane is trying to get some reading done. Ilya is left to entertain himself.
-
Tags
Summary
"Quiet, I'm trying to say something." Shane waits. Ilya says nothing, but taps the side of Shane's head, as if prompting. "Okay. Well. I think… I think I kind of liked it?"
Ilya continues to not say anything for a long moment, and then he grabs Shane's face and peers down at him. "Did you get new concussion while I was not looking?" he asks, brow furrowed. The genuine concern in his eyes makes Shane bristle. "Did you not see glass and run into the window like dumb bird?"
"Fuck off," Shane sighs, rolling his eyes. "I'm being serious."
"So am I!" Ilya insists with real worry. "Either your old concussion is not gone and it is making you say things, or you got new concussion 'cause you liked it so much! And both is very bad!"
Or; Shane discovers that he sometimes needs to get literally knocked out of his own head for some much needed peace and quiet. Ilya has never pulled his punches, and he doesn't intend to start now.
-
Tags
Summary
“Wow,” Ilya snickers. “Not even Golden Boy Hollander is safe from the pussy curse, huh?”
“Do not call it that.”
Ilya crosses his arms and looks at Shane like he’s being stupid. It’s a frustratingly familiar look. “It is a curse that gives a pussy. Pussy curse. It’s not that bad of curse, actually.”
Or; Someone commissions a witch to curse Shane with a vagina. It’s a flagrant violation of MLH rules, but Ilya’s always been good at making lemonade out of lemons.
-
Tags
Summary
Essek's head swivels as he continues, "I know that human noses are not so sharp, but surely one of you must've picked it up these past few days. He was scenting all through dinner yesterday."
"S-Scenting!?" Fjord splutters, squeaking, like that is the important part of what Essek said.
"You have smelt oddly like coconut and sunshine these past few days," Caduceus dutifully informs him.
He's slightly drowned out by several people shouting, "Heat!?" Of them, Jester's the only one to follow up, hysterically exclaiming, "This was never in Tusk Love!"
Or; Fjord's first ever orcish heat hits the day after Essek stays for dinner. In typical wizard fashion, Caleb and Essek manage to make it all about themselves.
Series
- Part 1 of Wild Geese
-
Tags
Summary
That was the way Flambae usually liked it. He likes mouthing off and being shown his place, he likes being given consequences for his actions, he likes fucking around and finding out.
It makes no sense that Robert put him down without so much as a fight. That Flambae went down for the man who he thought ruined submission for him.
But when Robert told him to listen, what else was Flambae supposed to do?
Or; Flambae would rather set it ablaze with his own two hands than be caught unawares by a stray spark. Robert's steady hands are perfect for striking a match.
Series
- Part 1 of Fire Ecology
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 3,502
- Works:
- 1
-
Summary
My attempt to consolidate all of Nijisanji EN liver's lore within the Krisis worldbuilding. Generally oneshots centered around Vanta, Zali, and Wilson but others will be making appearances! I just love Krisis lore... so much.....
- Words:
- 16,730
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 3
-
Summary
You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.
Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.
Meanwhile the world goes on.
Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain
are moving across the landscapes,
over the prairies and the deep trees,
the mountains and the rivers.
Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting—
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.— Mary Oliver; Wild Geese
Or; Family is inherent to orcish blood. Fjord might come to learn this later in life, but he learns it full and well, all the same.
- Words:
- 4,469
- Works:
- 1
-
Summary
Fire ecology is the study of fire as an ecosystem process. Many global ecosystems have evolved with fire as an essential process that creates and renews habitats. In fire-prone ecosystems, native plants and animals have evolved with fire influencing not only habitat conditions but key aspects of their life history.
- via The Association for Fire Ecology
Or; An exploration of Flambae and Robert through domination, submission, wildfires, and regrowth.
- Words:
- 32,196
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 20
-
Summary
Skip gets a front row seat to Norman Takamori's deeply repressed gay feelings, and decides that he's going try them out himself.
- Words:
- 8,239
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 10
Recent bookmarks
-
The same number of stars everywhere by GlitterCity
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
“Ilya?” Shane said in that same dreamy, loopy voice as that morning. Ilya exhaled in a rush.
“Shane,” he said, and wanted to sag against the glass with relief. “What happened? Is something wrong?”
“Not! Any moooooooore.”
Ilya swallowed. Shane hadn’t gotten any quieter in the past seven hours.
“Why are you calling me? You need to be resting,” he said, and it sounded softer than he’d meant it to.
“I forgot to tell you something. Important.”
“You should not be telling me anything, you should be—”
“My cottage has really good water pressure,” Shane announced.
Ilya stared out the window while a small plane taxied past.
“What?”
——————
Shane's cottage has a lot of amenities, and he needs to tell Ilya about all of them.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,917
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 210
- Kudos:
- 6,175
- Bookmarks:
- 966
- Hits:
- 28,417
Bookmarked by thathastu
09 Jan 2026
-
this is not enough (i am not enough) by HR (blankjournals)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
Shane's breath catches on a sob, and he muffles the sound with his hand. It’s too much. Everything feels like too much. He’s naked, and he can feel entirely too much on his body, inside his body, and he hates how it's starting to feel gross. His head is pounding, and he can't even focus on placating his mind when his lungs are also screaming in his throat for breath.
Ilya hears, and his hands reach out to hold Shane, tension lying in every part of his body. “Shane—”
“Don't touch me,” Shane snaps, more desperation than yelling as he rips his arm out of Ilyas's grasp. His tears have nowhere to go now, and they finally spill over, hot and humiliating, down his cheeks.
Ilya freezes in place, hand hovering mid-air. Shane watches, his vision blurry, as a myriad of emotions flicker across his face: confusion, hurt, fear. Ilya takes an unconscious step back like someone shoved him. His body curls in on itself, trying to make himself appear smaller.
He looks... terrified. Like, Shane just called him a monster, and he believes it.
OR: inspired by the fight in the long game when ilya had told shane he could have sex with other men because he did not believe in cheating.
Bookmarked by thathastu
09 Jan 2026
-
all the things he did by HR (blankjournals)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.
Inspired by the tweet: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,431
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 150
- Kudos:
- 5,931
- Bookmarks:
- 1,235
- Hits:
- 28,615
Bookmarked by thathastu
09 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Then Ilya’s mouth was there. Right on the spot. His lips pressed a soft, lingering kiss to that exact patch of skin below Shane’s navel. It was a combination of the location, the tenderness of the gesture so at odds with Ilya’s usual aggressive passion, and the sheer accumulated sensitivity of weeks of focused attention that broke the dam.
or, that picture of Ilya kissing Shane's lower belly broke my brain.
Series
- Part 1 of Crashing out over Hollanov
Bookmarked by thathastu
09 Jan 2026
-
favorite by goldenlanternss
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
“You tell me,” Ilya murmurs, “When I am cock buried inside, that you are learning Russian? You are not just saying this because I tell you I am homesick?”
Shane tries to control his blushing, hand straightening the crucifix on instinct, fixing it at the base of Ilya’s throat, “I’ve been trying to, nothing impressive.”
Ilya puts a hand under his chin, forces their gaze to meet, then pounds him hard, once, twice, three times. All of the normal friction he’s used to after so much fullness has Shane’s eyes rolling back, and Ilya pulls his chin again to kiss him while pistoning his hips roughly now.
“Shane,” Ilya hisses as he whines, “L’ubímyj: my favorite.”
Bookmarked by thathastu
09 Jan 2026