werpiper
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Five times the Ineffables kissed in uniquely first ways.
Three times there was light.
God's Creation is six thousand years old. The Universe has existed for over fourteen billion years. Demons lie, and God lies too.
Some things are worth working on until you get them right.
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Muriel has been reading, and has learned more about love in Aziraphale's bookshop than in six thousand years of Heaven.
There's a professional right there on Whickber Street -- Muriel's learned what a "euphemism" is, and what a "seamstress" does. Now it's time to acquire a practical education, to really learn what it means to fit in on Earth.
Thanks to:
The sprints channel on the Winter Omens Big Bang Server for pulling me out of the pit!
Joy_Shines for kindness and imagination, here and elsewhere
laurashapiro for inspiration, wisdom, and endless support
Under_Their_Wings for considerable beta and excellent conversation
[ETA Under_Their_Wings stopped in the middle of ch4 and should not be held responsible for anything after that!]aveari for beauty and love <3
...and i have to add the_mamishka and FormlessVoidbeast for just hanging out, making words of fiction and words of friendship. love you each in entirely unique ways <333333
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Covid: Speaking Out About Rubynye by werpiper for Rubynye
Fandoms: Original Work, Public Health - Fandom
20 Apr 2026
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Dearly loved fandom artist and author Rubynye died of covid, at age fifty.
She was a precious friend to me, and I talked about this at a memorial held for her online six weeks after. These are my notes.
GNU Ny.
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One wonders how the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil got into the garden in the first place. Maybe it was only an ordinary fruit tree -- an apple, or a pomegranate -- but such things are dangerous when they're exotic.
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The Days of Innocence and Wonder by werpiper
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Feb 2026
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Art by me, done in Procreate. Thanks to HazelSage for starting this ship tag!
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Miracles and Heresy (an ordered sequence) by GreekGeek24, werpiper
Fandom Christian Bible (New Testament), Cthulhu Mythos - Fandom, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Le Morte d'Arthur - Thomas Malory, Sefer Bereshit | Book of Genesis, The Imitation Game (2014), The Return of Hastur - August Derleth
14 Feb 2026
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Place to stuff some short GO fics with some not-quite-perfect internal continuity. May not stand 100% alone! Read one or read 'em all ;)
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- 36
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in the icing: Layers side stories by werpiper
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Aug 2020
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LAYERS is my Dwalin-centric, genderfucked Quest-fic with all the promiscuity. "The Hobbit", decolonized.
The rest are side-stories. Basically anything not from Dwalin's POV or not taking place in that time.
For standalones: the dworin is to be found in THE KING OF ME and the bagginshield (!! -- also a great extension of the Tolkien worldbuilding mythos) in FIRST NOTES OF THE SECOND SONG.
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Winter Hill by FormlessVoidbeast, Thorinsmut (FormlessVoidbeast), werpiper
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Apr 2022
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Winter Hill, Boston, 1920-1933
Prohibition is in full swing. Organized crime flourishes, but even the most vicious gangs must take care.
They dare not forget the stories about the 'little folk', the 'good neighbors' who live among them. Everyone knew someone who swore they saw a little old lady (looked like your granny with a beard!) get hit by a car, only to stand up and throw the car clear across the road before dusting off and carrying on with her shopping. Tales of burst chains, and handprints in iron doors, where a prisoner had been held. Horror stories of someone pumping a body full of lead, but the intended victim ran straight up the line of fire and strangled the life out of the shooter before bleeding out.
and worse.
Durin's Boys run roughshod over the mannish gangs, distributing liquor and buying back a little of the glory they left behind in the old world. The Ri brothers make excellent alcohols, and Nori sells them at a premium price. Bifur the toymaker delivers to a few select clients through the city, and hosts parties like you would not believe.
Prohibition is just an opportunity to those who keep to the old ways, and live by the old laws.
Do not forget the little folk.
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Good Omens: Myths by werpiper
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Sefer Bereshit | Book of Genesis
24 Mar 2022
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Ark and Asides by werpiper
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Sefer Bereshit | Book of Genesis
22 Feb 2022
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- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
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Repletion by Amarielle (doric_column)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 May 2026
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Crowley doesn't eat a bite of supper when they finally meet up more than two years after "Nothing lasts forever." But this time, Aziraphale won't leave the demon unfulfilled.
“Hate to ask, but—what is it?”
He hums. “Your ejaculate?”
“Whatever just came gushing out of me. It’s not…” She groans. “Just. Tell me it’s not piss. Didn’t feel like having a piss.”
Aziraphale arches a brow. “Of course it feels different. I’d hope you were significantly more aroused by my hand job than you are when urinating.” He talks on over her scoff, “It’s fluid that collects in the bladder during intercourse and may be expelled in significant quantities with or without orgasm via the urethra.”
Crowley bolts up onto her elbows. “It is piss?"
Or. Femme-presenting Crowley gets a five-course lesson on satiety, up to and including how to squirt, from one insatiable Supreme Archangel.
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12 May 2026
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This follows straight on from Both Odd and Even.
Starter quote: "Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall." Measure for Measure, William Shakespeare. Originally written for the "Words Fly Up" challenge on Livejournal.
Title from: "Many a kiss, both odd and even; / many a glance, too, has been sent / from out the eye's firmament; /
Many a jest told of the keys betraying / this night, and locks picked; yet we're not a-Maying." Corinna's Going a-Maying, Robert Herrick.Bookmarked by werpiper
10 May 2026
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Some Work for Immortality by htebazytook
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Mar 2008
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Bookmarked by werpiper
10 May 2026
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"As for you and your heart and the things you said and didn't say, she will remember them all when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits.”." || The Last Unicorn fic, inspired by a Yuletide prompt
Bookmarked by werpiper
28 Mar 2026
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Oopsie, omens. by paaminty
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Apr 2024
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Aziraphale, not wanting his new crush to get into trouble, asks some questions on their behalf. There are some repercussions to this decision, and now he fights between what he is, what he wishes he still was, and keeping his Angel friend out of the same trouble.
The entire retelling of Good Omens, but reversed!
(Updating tags as the comic progresses!)
(Comic fic, with occasional written chapters)- Language:
- English
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Bookmarked by werpiper
19 Feb 2026