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“He is not sleeping in our bed,” Snape said. “No. No way.”
“Oh,” Sirius said. “Er—”
“Maybe if he does it as a bloody dog,” Snape snapped. “But—”
“I could do that.” Both of them looked at him, Remus in obvious dismay. “I could be a dog.”
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“You’re another hallucination,” Sirius realizes. “Aren’t you?”
The man looks confused. He has a sharp curved nose and greasy hair and all-black clothes and scarred hands and dark brown eyes and a fierce scowl; he looks unlike anyone Sirius has ever seen before, which seems odd for a hallucination. But then he’s never hallucinated an entire person before, or at least he can't remember it. He’s heard plenty secondhand. “You think you’re hallucinating?”
“I have been for a week.”
“No, you haven’t,” the man says irritably. “This flat is haunted. I’m haunting it. And it’s time for you to leave.”
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Hold Onto Filament Gestures, or, Gender Studies for Lovers
An epic tale of love, identity, gender, genre, cruelty, kindness, and being in the right place at the right time.
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There was no denying it anymore: his lower left incisor was loose.
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Remus is grateful for the decision to sleep over at Grimmauld Place when he sees who’s making the racket downstairs, waking the portraits, stumbling and banging around, and he’s grateful that Padfoot is such a heavy sleeper, too. He doesn’t draw his wand, but it’s a close thing. “Snivellus. Drunk, are you? I thought you knew better than to show up here.”
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- Part 2 of Sex Education
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Based on social media and web article posts, the most common injuries that are spoken of within the BDSM community include injuries relating to breath play, nerve damage (especially as a result of being left unsupervised or under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol while taking part in bondage), burns, and falls. Other common injuries include the lack of lubrication or excessive use of force in anal or vaginal penetration play, and rope burns. The most common points of advice to avoid injury include proper education and training, ensuring consensual play that includes a safe word, and staying sober while at play.
—Sprott et. al, "Rates of Injury and Healthcare Utilization for Kink-Identified Patients"
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Sirius and Snape get in over their heads, in more ways than one.
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fire changes everything it touches.
—Ellen Bryant Voigt, “Blue Ridge”
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In a universe where Dexter tells Debra about his dark urges at a young age, things go very differently. Haunted daily by the impulse to kill, Dexter must navigate working under his foster father, trying to forge an honest relationship with Rita, and the unearthing of family secrets that may be better left buried.
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In which Piotr Pierre Vorkosigan is given a second chance to shape the future of Barrayar.
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Eleanor thinks that nothing in the world has ever been beautiful quite like they are. Her friends, her family, the Not-Bobcats of Not-East High. The seven loves of her life. It’s maybe a cheesy goofball after-school special kind of a thought to think, but as long as they’re around, she’s pretty sure she can conquer any and all manner of haberdashery that life throws at her, no matter how huge or impossible or terrifying it might seem at first glance.
A modern-day all-human AU, with feeling.
Featuring........ (*Jason voice* drumroll please!) ........
Teleanor! Chosen family! Evil architect Michael AND bartender Michael! Chidi Anagonye/psychiatric care! Copious Simone! The Neighborhood, in bar form! Phoenix, AZ! Autistic Janet AND they/them Janet! The ultimate scoop on Kamilah Al-Jamil! Polyamory! Soulmatery! And so much more!!!!
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Hockey Things You Might Want To Know If You're Writing Heated Rivalry Fic and You Don't Already Know Hockey by circ_bamboo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Men's Hockey RPF, Original Work
11 Jan 2026
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This is not fic! This is meta about the basics of hockey that might be useful if you're coming from absolute zero but you like some gay hockey boys.
(Originally I posted it on tumblr but I was asked to cross-post to AO3 for accessibility.)
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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Hit Post by nineteenohtwo
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Jan 2026
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A series of social media/epistolary fic exploring the world Shane and Ilya live in post The Long Game. Written before Unrivaled!
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tucked beneath my muscle memory was you by downtheroadandupthehill
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Dec 2025
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Still, he’s felt like absolute shit for weeks, and the idea of sitting in his hotel room, where he would probably masturbate, cry, and have another night of fitful sleep, did not make him feel any better. Getting to be skin to skin with Ilya Rozanov did. And surely Rozanov wouldn’t be demanding Shane make a nest in his damn bed if he didn’t fully intend on actually kissing him in it and keeping him there until morning, right?
Maybe that would be enough to pick Shane up out of this drop, keep it from happening again.
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After not sending the "we didn't kiss" text, Shane's omega hormones go into distress mode. Despite trying to hide his symptoms and play through the misery, when Ilya Rozanov finds out what's going on, the alpha Shane's body wants most is determined to fix it.
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- Part 1 of mutual instincts