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There was no denying it anymore: his lower left incisor was loose.
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Remus is grateful for the decision to sleep over at Grimmauld Place when he sees who’s making the racket downstairs, waking the portraits, stumbling and banging around, and he’s grateful that Padfoot is such a heavy sleeper, too. He doesn’t draw his wand, but it’s a close thing. “Snivellus. Drunk, are you? I thought you knew better than to show up here.”
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- Part 2 of Sex Education
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“—unfair how fit he is,” Black is saying. “It’s bloody unfair. It’s obscene. How dare he walk around looking like that? It’s not right.”
“Are you ever gonna shut up about Snape?”
Snape doesn’t stumble, but it’s a close thing. “No,” Black says. “No, I’m not. Did you see his arse on Friday? Sweet Merlin. Woof. I’d like to take a bite straight out of that.”
“I know, Padfoot.”
“Can you imagine the hate sex we would have? I bet he’s into some freaky shit.”
“Freakier than you?”
“Oh, by far. You know that guy thinks BDSM is tame.”
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- Part 1 of Sex Education
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“I’m not a man, Black.”
“Right,” Black says.
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Debra sits up thinking for a long time after Dexter leaves her room. She’s never been all that jealous of Dexter’s relationship with Dad, or at least she tries not to be; she knows intellectually that the only reason they spend so much time together is that Dexter is a grade-A psycho little freak who has to be coached on every single detail of the basics of human interaction.
Dexter’s never brought the whole thing up around Dad, so Deb hasn’t, either; now, though, she’s wondering if she has a choice in the matter. He offered to teach Dexter how to kill humans.
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- Part 6 of Revelations
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Based on social media and web article posts, the most common injuries that are spoken of within the BDSM community include injuries relating to breath play, nerve damage (especially as a result of being left unsupervised or under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol while taking part in bondage), burns, and falls. Other common injuries include the lack of lubrication or excessive use of force in anal or vaginal penetration play, and rope burns. The most common points of advice to avoid injury include proper education and training, ensuring consensual play that includes a safe word, and staying sober while at play.
—Sprott et. al, "Rates of Injury and Healthcare Utilization for Kink-Identified Patients"
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Sirius and Snape get in over their heads, in more ways than one.
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fire changes everything it touches.
—Ellen Bryant Voigt, “Blue Ridge”
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In a universe where Dexter tells Debra about his dark urges at a young age, things go very differently. Haunted daily by the impulse to kill, Dexter must navigate working under his foster father, trying to forge an honest relationship with Rita, and the unearthing of family secrets that may be better left buried.
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The Reward for a Life Well Lived by zedpm
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
03 Jul 2021
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In which Piotr Pierre Vorkosigan is given a second chance to shape the future of Barrayar.
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Eleanor thinks that nothing in the world has ever been beautiful quite like they are. Her friends, her family, the Not-Bobcats of Not-East High. The seven loves of her life. It’s maybe a cheesy goofball after-school special kind of a thought to think, but as long as they’re around, she’s pretty sure she can conquer any and all manner of haberdashery that life throws at her, no matter how huge or impossible or terrifying it might seem at first glance.
A modern-day all-human AU, with feeling.
Featuring........ (*Jason voice* drumroll please!) ........
Teleanor! Chosen family! Evil architect Michael AND bartender Michael! Chidi Anagonye/psychiatric care! Copious Simone! The Neighborhood, in bar form! Phoenix, AZ! Autistic Janet AND they/them Janet! The ultimate scoop on Kamilah Al-Jamil! Polyamory! Soulmatery! And so much more!!!!
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The war had ended and Sirius finds himself washed ashore in a world he was not ready for.
He was not ready for the war to be over- it had hardly just begun when he had fallen through the Veil.
He was not ready for his friends to be gone, died in battles he had never fought.
He was not ready for Snape to be seen as a hero, posthumously, in his godson's eyes.
But suspicions exist that Snape had not died in the war. Sent on the task to bring him back to face trial, Sirius relishes the opportunity to finally have focus- a mission of his own: bringing Snape to face justice for all his war time crimes.
There was no other reason for Sirius to be hunting Snape.
No other reason at all.
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When Harry defeats Voldemort, all those marked by Voldemort lose their magic. Snape decamps to the United States, where he becomes a fry cook in a diner. Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry comes to him for advice. AU, obviously, as Snape was still alive when I wrote this story.
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After Harry dies in the Battle of Hogwarts Draco is determined to bring him back to life, by any means necessary.
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all that might happen is here somehow by doorwaytoparadise
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Feb 2023
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There is a gun in Stede’s face, a crack as it goes off, and then the body of Chauncey Badminton lies at Stede’s feet. From there, it all kind of spirals. Stede tries his best.
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Stede gets caught in a time loop at the moment where Badminton tries to shoot him.
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Is it fucked up to ask out the caterer at your brother’s funeral? Probably. But today is already pretty fucked up, and he’s done it now.