13 Bookmarked Items in Assassin Ethoslab (Video Blogging RPF)
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The Hermits come to the Empires with the goal of creating a peace treaty. But the way the emperors treat the Codfather Jimmy Solidarity has them less than pleased.
THIS STORY IS A LOT OF NONCON SMUT SO PROCEED WITH CAUTION IF THAT'S TRIGGERING FOR YOU.
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Can you help me breathe? by ThatOneDiAngeloKid
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
05 Sep 2025
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In which Joel is the crown Prince, heir to the throne, and Etho is an assassin, sent to kill him by a neighbouring kingdom. His plot fails and Joel lives. When caught, Etho is arrested but before he can be sentenced to death for conspiracy against the crown, Joel begs for Etho's life to be spared, so they send him away to work in the battalion army, and Joel doesn't hear from him again.
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7 years later
~~~Joel's parents are dead, and with war threats from all sides, Joel is to be coronated and married as quickly as possible to secure his leadership of the Kingdom. However, with threats of war comes threats of assassination, and Joel is assigned a bodyguard, a 'specialist protector'. Little does he know that this 'specialist' is the same guy who tried to kill him 7 years ago.
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tears in my eyes
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A Heart so Sick and Sore by medicitrus (Bioxox)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
09 Jan 2025
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“I—Etho—Be safe. Alright?” Bdubs rushed out, stuttering but determined. His face flushed brilliantly.
Despite being friends for years, and Bdubs affection flowing all too freely, sudden embarrassment still caught Etho off guard.
Normally Etho would tease him back---but it felt cruel when Bdubs seemed genuinely worried. “I know, you too?” He asked in return, smile luckily hidden. Bdubs nodded clumsily, trying to hide his face. It was only fair.
“I will.”
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In which Etho, an assassin, and Bdubs his nature-loving roommate and best friend, were not safe, nor fine.
Plus, Etho was starting to get sick of making promises he couldn't keep.
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Ren is a king, Etho an assassin, and Bdubs a pirate. Unsurprisingly, their lives are full of chaos and adventure.
Will likely be half serious plot and half fluffy crack moments :D
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I’ve read part 2, dunno about anything else
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I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THE-
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Renthubs PIRATES AU
-A bunch of cuties!
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Etho, an assassin, looking to graduate to full member status in the anarchist organization Team TIES is tasked with assassinating Prince Joel, heir to the throne of Stratos. Naturally, he breaks into the castle and poses as a servant. Tensions arise with Team TIES at their throats, and their own growing feelings blooming in their chests. What will become of them and their relationship?
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in which etho shows up in the middle of nowhere, OUT of nowhere (and scares bdubs lol) by Varteeny
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
06 Mar 2024
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Etho didn't mean to always frighten Bdubs so badly when he visited unprompted. He was just so naturally talented at being sneaky he just always managed to scare him!
And sure, your lover appearing out of seemingly nowhere on a pirate ship in the middle of the ocean in the middle of the goddamn night wasn't something most people had happen to them. But it had also happened enough times that Etho figured Bdubs would have become used to it by now.Or
Etho is maybe a little TOO sneaky and Bdubs is grumpy about it
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- Part 2 of Renthubs PIRATES
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Etho loves causing Bdubs mental pain, and spilling his water. Because Etho’s a sneaky fox man and always scared Bdubs
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do you always have to be so reckless? yes, because i love you by Varteeny
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
15 Feb 2024
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Ren's life was interesting, to say the least. He was a king, the land he watched over wasn't of an inconsiderable size, and while he was legally and officially single (he was constantly tormented by advisors to find a suitor) he had two wonderful partners: Etho and Bdubs.
An assassin and a pirate captain, respectively. There would probably be a huge scandal if they were discovered. Luckily, Etho was good at being sneaky when he visited, and while Bdubs was loud and exciting, he wasn't completely reckless either. And he usually bothered to tell Ren when he was planning on visiting, which helped. Etho... not so much.Or
There's only one assassin that can get away with breaking into the king's bedroom.
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- Part 1 of Renthubs PIRATES
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pirates!!!!!
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i hate them /pos
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Etho stepped backwards, pulling a torch and flint and steel from seemingly nowhere. He lit the torch, its flickering orange glow casting shadows on his face and making him look extra cool.
Stepping backwards, he winked, before he disappeared into the forest. Ren and Bdubs turned to look at each other- sharing the feeling of being unsure what exactly it was Etho was up to, but trusting him.
A few moments later, Etho came running back, torch extinguished and out of breath. His expression could have been described as a crazed grin. He bounced on his feet, grabbing his lovers' hands, and leading them to the edge of the clearing and pointing up at the sky...
BOOM!
A shower of colorful sparks exploded in the air above them.~~~~
Etho, Ren, and Bdubs each share something special, in three different yet forever memorable ways.
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- Part 5 of Renthubs PIRATES
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etho's plans have been foiled oh no! well he gets cuddles so he's fine by Varteeny
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
17 May 2024
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Ren and Bdubs were sharing kisses between whispered words to each other as they sat on the side of Ren's bed. Etho was perched at the top of the four-poster bed, peering down at them and trying to decide what would be the funniest way to announce his presence. As far as he knew, they both were under the impression that they were the only ones in the room.
"Wait, Ren. Did you hear that?"
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exactly what it says on the tin: etho fails at a sneak attack (and bdubs makes fun of him for it)Series
- Part 4 of Renthubs PIRATES
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>:)
Think of this as a stand-alone one shot, even though I 100% wrote it as tangos trauma for my main fic.
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- Part 3 of Sing me to sleep in your arms Series
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Sing me to sleep in your arms Series by 420_im_lonely
Fandom: Hermitcraft (web series), Hermitcraft RPF
12 Mar 2021
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Hermitcraft by orphan_account
Fandom: Hermitcraft, Hermitcraft RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Jun 2020
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Hermits are sleep deprived because they think they don't need to sleep. Bdubs tries to change this.
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- Part 4 of Hermitcraft