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While fleeing for his life, Draco finds himself suddenly transported to the woods behind Harry’s cottage in the Yorkshire Dales. Harry looks different – there are small lines at the corners of his eyes, a sliver of grey at his nape, and more muscle than he’d had in school.
Harry’s even more surprised to see Draco, who disappeared fifteen years prior and seemingly hasn’t aged a day.
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15 Oct 2025
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Ann Dursley has a loving husband, three sweet children, and the mother-in-law from hell. It’s the usual tense dinner with Petunia until the mention of ‘Cousin Harry,’ who Ann has never heard of before, sends her in-laws into a panic and her husband into a funk of guilty conscience.
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15 Jan 2024
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Picture Draco Malfoy now in the habit of swingin’ a Beater’s bat—(not unlike Steve Harrington from Stranger Things)—after Harry Potter snatched his wand during the war.
Now picture Draco Malfoy in eighth year minding his own business, getting rid of his excess handbaked goods by offering them to fairies, only to accidentally push Harry Potter into a fairy ring and get him cursed.
That’s the story.
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- 22,557
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- 8/8
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29 May 2023
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On a dark night long ago, Sirius Black took a wrong turn and never found Peter Pettigrew. Instead of Azkaban, Sirius settled down in Little Whinging to keep an eye on his godson, and hired Remus Lupin to run his bookshop for him. Then one day when Harry was eight, Sirius found out how the Dursleys treated him, and stole him away.
Stealing Harry is an alternate universe version of Harry Potter's life before his time at Hogwarts. It is the story of Harry's family: Sirius and Remus, Ted and Andromeda, Nymphadora, Neville Longbottom, and even Severus Snape, all banded together against a newly powerful Peter Pettigrew who is still searching for a way to resurrect Voldemort.
Laocoon's Children follows Harry through his time at Hogwarts as he develops a very different group of friends: Hufflepuff Draco Malfoy, Ravenclaw Padma Patil, and Gryffindor Neville Longbottom, strange companions for a Harry who was sorted into Slytherin -- the house of his beloved Professor Snape.
This universe ends in Harry's third year, and is partially incomplete. As it is not likely to be finished, the last story in the series is a group of notes I made on where the story would have gone and how it would have ended.
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24 May 2023
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It's nearing the end of their sixth year at Hogwarts, and Pansy Parkinson is determined to change her best friend’s fate. When she not-so-accidentally overhears a shocking revelation regarding one Harry Potter, she devises a cunning plan to convince Draco to defect. Unfortunately, where Potter is concerned, nothing ever really goes to plan...
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- 328,014
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- 52/52
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22 May 2023
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30 Apr 2023
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seven for a secret (never) to be told by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Apr 2021
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One would think that more people would get into accidental wizarding marriages with how easy it is.
Harry has seven chances to change his mind. If only he were aware of what is going on.
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- Part 13 of The Ancient Lore of One Fanfiction Author
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- 1/1
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05 Apr 2023
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In the off-season Harry decided to fix up Grimmauld Place and found that Draco Malfoy was the only person who could help him. A demanding career and unrelenting press scrutiny were enough to deal with before Harry added a house with a mind of its own, family history, and a tense, flirty, complicated relationship with his childhood nemesis to the mix.
On professional Quidditch, magical houses, hard choices, Life Debts, and inconvenient truths.
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- English
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- 67,300
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- 18/18
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31 Mar 2023
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Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.
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- 12/12
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22 Mar 2023
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speak of the devil (and the devil shall appear) by mad1492, milkandhoney, sophisticatedyet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2021
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“So, there I was: probably a little bit concussed, stinking of vinegar, pickles sliding into my socks — and of course, that’s when Potter turns up.”
Pansy's gaze drifted over Draco’s shoulder and her lips twisted. “That’s funny, considering he also just appeared behind you."
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Unbeknownst to anyone, Draco gets hit by a curse. Suddenly, Harry Potter is around a lot more than either of them want him to be.
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- 17/17
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- 384
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15 Mar 2023
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Arthur Pendragon works sixty hour weeks and is devoted to his family name, until one night Uther goes just a bit too far. Restless and confused, Arthur gets into his car and drives until he can't. It is the middle of the night in a small village in Wales, and a helpful officer directs him to a B&B for the night.
There he finds a kindly innkeeper, his very weird historian gremlin nephew, odd people, odd situations, and even odder - himself.
A slightly absurd and very gentle story about coming back to yourself, finding a true family, and realizing that historian gremlins are actually really hot and rather amazing, and perfect to fall in love with.
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- English
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- 60,202
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- 21/21
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22 Feb 2023
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It is the 57th annual Hunger Games, and Merlin Emrys stands at the Reaping ceremony with Guinevere Smith at his side, unable to hear the roar of the crowd over the ringing in his own ears. Because Merlin is about to face his best friend and twenty-two strangers in a fight to the death, where there can only be one victor.
In a twisted game where death seems the only certainty, Merlin will find himself tested in ways no one could have ever predicted - and may even find himself fighting for more than just his own life as he enters into an unlikely alliance with Arthur Pendragon, the Career tribute poised to win it all.
Merlin/Arthur AU, set in the Hunger Games universe.
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- English
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- 87,540
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 556
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31 Jan 2023
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Clause for Women, Children, and Infirm by BooksOfChange
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Jul 2022
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Like Hulk, Captain America is someone who shows up when Steve is afraid or angry.
In this world, Bruce finds himself taking on the role of Dad to Steve Rogers.
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14 Nov 2022
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Slow Work by lorata
Fandoms: Captain America (2011), The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
05 Jul 2014
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It's 2011, men are allowed to marry, and Bucky is dead.
The future isn't all that's strange. Together in peacetime for the first time since before Steve took the serum, Steve and Bucky struggle to find their place -- and each other -- in the middle of a new millennium, new bodies, and new dynamics.
Or, just because you wake up in a century where everything you've repressed is magically okay, that doesn't make it easy.
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- English
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- 81,114
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- 12/12
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- 614
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07 Nov 2022
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When their attempts to recreate the super soldier serum failed, Hydra started trying to breed Captain America clones from his genetic samples. Unfortunately, the serum's effects aren't passed down genetically, so instead of an army of tiny Captain Americas, they get a bunch of tow-headed, asthmatic, allergic, immuno-compromised little Steves.
And then the Winter Soldier stumbles across Hydra's failed experiment...
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- 66,889
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- 1/1
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- 638
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06 Nov 2022
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The war was over.
Or at least that’s what the papers said.
They’d been saying it, for months, as if people needed reminding.
Maybe they did.
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In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town.
It's super.
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- English
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- 109,767
- Chapters:
- 29/29
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- 44
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- 4,448
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07 Sep 2022
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Two to Lie and One to Listen by fluxweed for moondraconis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2022
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It’s weird when Hermione announces that she and Ron have broken up. It’s weirder when this is followed by the revelation that she’s already moved on—and the new object of her affections is Draco Malfoy.
Things only get worse from there.
(A drarry fic featuring fake dating, jealousy and bad choices.)
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- 84,562
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- 26/26
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24 Aug 2022
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Turning Over a New Leaf, Entering the Next Phase, And Other Rot Like That by Allychik6
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Nov 2020
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For Harry, it's all in a day's work, helping Hermione with her werewolf outreach program, handling drunken splinchings or late night break-ins on the nightshift , fixing the faulty floo in his parlor, and putting Teddy to bed on time. So it doesn't leave much time for dating, that's okay because Ginny's out of town most of the time anyway. And besides, she's not ready to settle down. They're both young; they've got their whole lives ahead of them.
And then there's a pelt found outside Weasley Wizard Wheezes, and Harry is sucked into a string of crimes. Crimes where his only lead seems to be Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy, who can't seem to keep himself out of trouble, who seems intent on shaking up the delicate balance of Grimmauld Place, who keeps stealing food from Harry's plate and irritating his Auror partner.
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21 Aug 2022
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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- 1/1
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12 Aug 2022
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Former Death Eaters are being targeted with a Veritaserum curse – it’s permanent, and makes victims speak aloud their every thought. Luckily, it’s easier to control when writing – and Hermione is trying to introduce Muggle technology to the wizarding world.
An advent fic featuring texting, identity struggles, and a Draco Malfoy who will literally not stop talking.
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- 11,603
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- 25/25
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03 Aug 2022