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Record of an extended conversation between 2 people, with like half an expertise in compsci between them, detailing a cyberpunk AU of Girl Genius in which several key characters are AIs.
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- Part 4 of Back-Alley Headcanon Deals
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The wasp bears a terrifying resemblance to the Order’s spark wasp, only sleeker, more refined.
Tarvek looks up at Gil, who is not looking at him, and his blood runs cold.
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- Part 3 of Narrative Terms
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the sky at dawn it seems by Bargain Brand (ConstanceComment), ConstanceComment
Fandoms: Askewniverse, Clerks III (2022)
23 Sep 2022
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Randal Graves versus the third act twist.
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Worst In Show by Bargain Brand (ConstanceComment)
Fandoms: Blaseball (Video Game), Blaseball - Narrative League (Video Game)
04 Sep 2022
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In the long winter between seasons three and four, Tucker Spliff thinks about names.
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Funerals are for the living. Soldier: 76 lays two ghosts to rest.
Or: a response to Code of Violence.
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It's like being a lodestone, feeling faintly pulled. It's like a song played in another room, the vibrations just felt through the walls. It's an echo of two heartbeats; warmth, sound, presence. Home.
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Back-Alley Headcanon Deals by ConstanceComment, NevillesGran
Fandom: Girl Genius (Webcomic)
25 Feb 2024
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Archive of disjointed fic-shaped Girl Genius fanworks from Tanoraqui on Tumblr.
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Valvert Gift Exchange by ConstanceComment
Fandom: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
06 Feb 2014
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Unconnected stories that I wrote for the Valvert Gift Exchange
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I Thought the Brave World Would Be Newer by Bargain Brand (ConstanceComment), ConstanceComment
Fandom: Blaseball (Video Game)
03 Aug 2021
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Blaseball fics about the New York Millennials, set in a common timeline, using shared details from my own headcanons.
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After college, supposedly Real Life happens. Gil chose to go to graduate school, instead.
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At Sokka’s behest, the Gaang skips rescuing Zuko during the Siege at the North Pole. Instead they leave him, unconscious, buried in the snow.
In completely unrelated news, Sokka’s haunted by a ghost now.
(If you'd like more details before deciding to read this story, look here for spoilers.)
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22 Dec 2025
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“I see.” Zuko closes the scroll. “Is the Water Tribe sending a replacement?”
“Uh yeah,” Sokka gestures to himself dramatically. “You’re looking at him.”
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22 Dec 2025
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When Regina is injured in an accident, Emma steps in to assist.
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12 Dec 2025
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Danny makes a poorly timed joke in front of the one motherfucker who'd actually get that it ISN'T really a joke. Or... Mr. Lancer makes an unsettling realization.
Bookmarked by ConstanceComment
01 Dec 2025
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the lesser-known island of lesbros (or how zelena mills got her groove back) by coalitiongirl
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
27 May 2022
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Zelena twists around again to gape at Emma, who is staring at the woman with the same intensity. With familiar intensity, and Emma turns her head very slowly and catches Zelena’s eyes. “No,” Emma says, but it’s too late.
Like recognizes like. Painfully straight Emma Swan, who has a dozen men chasing her at all times, from the way that Regina tells it, is gay. And it suddenly all makes sense.
“You have the hots for my sister!” Zelena says, maliciously delighted. “How embarrassing.”
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Bookmarked by ConstanceComment
18 Nov 2025