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  1. Rec 5

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    26 Jan 2026

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    "Maybe I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't have to listen to every rendition of Baby Shark for two hours straight!" Eddie says, jabbing his finger in Buck's face.

    Buck glowers. "Like you can talk, how many times do you have to sing the multiplication song to not be off key?"

    Ravi's groan is earth-shattering. "Can you guys please get out of my classroom?"

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    Or: in which Buck teaches elementary school, and the new second grade teacher is the last person he ever wanted to see.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    17 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 79

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    Abstract: In a longitudinal assessment of the Buckley variable’s impact on Dr. Diaz, we document a surprising decline in objectivity, an alarming spike in flustered rambling, and multiple methodological failures including—but not limited to—accidental staring, uncontrolled blushing, and an unprecedented disregard for professional boundaries. Despite repeated replication attempts, no reliable strategy for emotional neutrality was found. The data strongly support the hypothesis that Subject Buckley is hazardous to academic composure. Peer review pending. Further study (and possibly therapy) is recommended.

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    TLDR: A Buddie AU where rockstar!Buck crashes straight into professor!Eddie’s quiet life… and absolutely wrecks him (emotionally and physically).

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    15 Jan 2026