DeathSheIsCunning



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    My works related to the DSMP!
    Featuring:
    Two Truths One Lie: The one where four strangers go on a quest to uncover the secrets of a town, orchestrated by two teenagers a lot smarter than anyone gives them credit for.
    The Language Of Flowers (DISCONTINUED): Wilbur soot has borne three children in his life, all of whom would rather not associate themselves with him. He wants to get better. Is it too late?
    Of Icarus and the Sun (UPCOMING): Tommy Innes is a human lie detector. This would normally be a great thing, except for the fact that his lie detecting abilities are characterized by a sharp pain in his stomach, which has festered in him a deep hatred for all humans everywhere. One day, he meets a boy who can only tell the truth.
    I had a thought, dear (WIP): Thomas Soot grew up in the lap of luxury, silver spoon in his mouth before he knew what either of those things were. His life falls apart when he finds out that his family, and everyone he has ever known are Villains. In a perfect position to change things, he becomes a hero instead.

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    Shane and Ilya have a lot of sex. A lot of hot, intimate, dirty sex. But sometimes they don't. Sometimes, for one reason or another, they find more intimacy in the unexpected moments where their plans to fuck don't work out.

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    Shane and Ilya taking care of each other.

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    I: Shane Hollander has too much to drink.
    II: Ilya Rozanov gets the fucking flu.
    III: Shane Hollander suffers an Autistic shutdown.
    IV: Ilya Rozanov misses his mother.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    “Pretend we don't know each other?” Shane repeats, a little confused in all honesty. Wasn't therapy about talking?

    “Yes. You are meeting for the first time in this room. Introduce yourselves.”

    Shane shifts in his seat, slowly turning to Ilya. It's not all that different from the first time they'd actually met; the awkward vibes radiating off Shane are almost identical. They're just missing a snowy forecast and a cigarette.

    He decides to go a step further, standing up. It feels the right thing to do under the circumstances. Who meets for the first time sitting down? He takes a step forward, holding his hand out to Ilya. Or not Ilya. This random man he’s about to meet, who happens to look a lot like Ilya. Ilya takes the cue, standing from his own chair with a shake of his head. He takes Shane’s hand, shaking firmly.

    “I’m Shane, uh, Shane Hollander.”

    Ilya nods. “Ilya Rozanov.”

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    Or: Shane and Ilya get sent to reconciliation therapy, and of course, handle it super well.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    spent half of this trying to clock the timeline!!! sometime post the post-rose all stars and pre the cottage (pre i love yous). its very VERY cute and i totally expected they were clocked. it was extremely cute to see them being a couple

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    It’s dim inside, faint morning light coming from the barely slitted blinds.

    She sees them right away. Ilya is slumped over another man in bed, fingers combing gently through his hair while their mouths slide together. It’s a slow, sweet kiss. Not a precursor to sex. Sympathy clenches in her chest.

    Oh. She shouldn’t be watching this.

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    Svetlana finds out.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    my other close and personal friend svetlana vetrova

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    "You are Hunter's boyfriend," the guy says, looming. He's holding a glass of vodka that probably costs more than what Kip earns in a day.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    my close and personal friend kip grady

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    Hayden had never seen him like this before. The painkillers were making Shane…fun. He was funny, and kind of bitchy? All Hayden had to do was mention a player, any player in the league, and Shane had an absolutely devastating assessment locked and loaded. To hear Canada’s Golden Boy with perfect PR presence rip into everyone and everything…it was just too tempting to pass up.

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    Hayden has some fun with Shane while he's high on pain meds. Shane starts being a little too honest and that's exactly when Ilya Rozanov decides to show some sportsmanship for the first time in his life. Hayden tries to run interference for his best friend and, man, what the hell did he walk into??

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    22 Jan 2026

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    !!!!!!!