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Health Improvement Planning for Dummies by glorious_spoon
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
09 Sep 2021
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Eddie clears his throat. “How often would you say you ejaculate?”
Richie pauses with his spoon halfway up to his mouth. Milk dribbles over the edge to splatter on the table; Eddie grimaces but forces himself to stay on track.
“Uh,” Richie says. “What?”
“It’s a simple question.”
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Or: Eddie reads an article in Men's Health and gets a little too invested.
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20 Feb 2026
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lately it's been hard by kaspbrak_kid
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
12 Sep 2021
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Eddie realizes he has hit an all-time low when he gets out of his seat to let the man standing in the aisle of the plane squeeze past him and thinks, oh, hello. This might be the closest I’ve been to someone in four months.
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The Losers are back together for a few days for Richie's birthday and Eddie is struggling with the intricacies of physical touch.
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18 Feb 2026
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Eddie Kaspbrak, Office Uncle Extraordinaire by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jul 2020
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Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.
Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.
Eddie is probably not on steroids.
Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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18 Feb 2026
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08 Feb 2026
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Patrick doesn't like to make toys.
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05 Feb 2026
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If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Or: The year is 1992; and Steve Harrington meets a monster, has a breakdown, fistfights a government official in a Wendy’s parking lot, and gets an unmarked post-card — not necessarily in that order.
Or: a buddy comedy that’s also a nightmare that’s also a love story.
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14 Jan 2026
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Upset by the loss of their Navy hostages, Stede and crew take Izzy Hands hostage instead. They plan to ransom him back to his captain: funny, he didn’t mention his captain was Blackbeard…
A post-S1E2 canon-divergent AU in which Stede takes Izzy hostage, and they get to know each other before Ed is in the picture. And then Ed is in the picture, and all hell breaks loose.
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11 Jan 2026
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Shitty is Jack’s best friend. And Jack knows that means different things to different people, but to him it means that Shitty is the strongest person he’s ever known. Shitty holds him together, and, even though Jack knows he doesn’t need it anymore, there is still a part of him that Shitty knows better than anyone. Even Bitty.
Maybe that’s why this is so terrifying.
As Jack starts playing in the NHL, he hears from Shitty less and less. Which is wrong, of course. When Jack realizes, he sets about fixing it.
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11 Jan 2026
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There are many things on Jack's mind. Namely: hockey, hockey, Bitty, hockey, anxiety, hockey, hockey, anxiety, Bitty, hockey, hockey, anxiety, and hockey.
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10 Jan 2026
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The doorbell interrupts what had turned out to be quite the epic shoe hunt but, really, he’s grateful for the break. Or at least, he is until he heads down the stairs to grab the door, trips over a stuff animal of some kind, bashes his head on the wall and barely manages to catch himself from falling down the entire flight of stairs. As with all things, Stiles would like to state, for the record, that this is Scott’s fault.
Or: Scott and Stiles are raising seven children. Derek is the entertainer they hire for a birthday party (not a clown though, he's very specific on that fact.)
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10 Jan 2026
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Jack Zimmermann was drafted first by the Providence Falconers when he was eighteen years old. He is good at hockey. Very good. His team won the Cup his second year and now, in his third year, they are looking good. Jack should be on top of the world. And some days, he manages to convince himself he is.
He’s not, of course.
Enter the Ice Crew.
AKA: The Ice Crew AU
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09 Jan 2026
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It happens like this:
“I don’t--this is a bad idea,” Dex says, his lips still tingling, his hands shaking on Nursey’s hips where he’s shoved him away. “This is a really bad idea, Nurse. I can’t--We can’t do this.”
And there’s hurt in Nursey’s eyes and his bottom lip is swollen from Dex’s teeth, but he says, “Okay.” And then, “It’s chill, Dex. Just friends, then.”
It happens like this:
“Actually,” Nursey says, talking more to his granola than to them, “I kind of have a date.”
It happens like this:
When Nursey calls, Dex almost doesn’t pick up the phone.
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09 Jan 2026
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We Better Make a Start by thefourthvine for missmollyetc
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
14 Jun 2023
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As soon as Eddie gets to the counter, Steve turns to him and says, “Back me up here. Kissing is no big deal, right?”
Steve Harrington is talking about kissing. Eddie’s brain shorts out. “Uh,” he says.
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04 Jan 2026
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Eddie thinks that he’s probably judged Steve too quickly. He thinks Steve’s probably full of surprises, if the past two years are anything to go by.
And then, of course, Steve just has to prove him right by stepping out of his BMW in a full sailor suit fantasy that not even the most depraved recesses of Eddie’s mind could have cooked up. Jesus. He’s got the little hat and everything. Cute tiny shorts, too, that are regrettably not as short as the ones included in the Hawkins High gym uniform, but still short enough for Eddie to be able to appreciate Steve’s legs. He has nice legs. Good knees. White socks pulled halfway up his calves, for some reason, stark against his golden tan skin. Wispy little hairs that probably go up his thighs. Eddie needs to stop looking at his legs.
“Eddie Munson,” Steve calls as he approaches, his voice all easy and light like they’re actually friends. “Hi.”
Eddie blinks at him.
Because Eddie's life can never be normal, the summer of '85 finds him working a firework stand just outside of Starcourt Mall, catching up on school work, and tutoring Steve Harrington in all things D&D.
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04 Jan 2026
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Bragging Rights, Fancy Drinks, and the Bartender Conundrum by alligator_writes
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Mar 2023
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"But, for some reason, this place doesn’t feel standard. Maybe it’s the fact that all the pictures on the walls look modern and aren’t filled with old white dudes holding cans of Bud Light. Maybe it’s the fact that the music, thank god, isn’t beer, truck, dog country or rock music that Republicans like.
Or maybe the charm has everything to do with the bartender.
Good god. Eddie thinks he might die right then and there."
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Eddie and the guys go to a new place in search of a trivia spot safe from frat bros. What Eddie doesn't expect is to become smitten with not one, but two of the bartenders who work there.
Or so he thinks.
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04 Jan 2026
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The Harringtons Don't Do Things in Halves by xtremeloser
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Addams Family - All Media Types, The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
24 May 2023
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Yes, Steve had always been considered one of the few black sheep within the Addams clan. The average person did not find Steve strange, or even weird! Steve was polite, he was kind, he cared about others- that was Steve’s burden to bare. Not that his family excluded him for it. No, they understood that this was not something that Steve could control. He was born that way, and would change it if he could.
It was a possibility that, because of this, Steve fixated on people that courted the dark and damp parts of the universe. Those who could find a home in the gothic aesthetic. People who his family would approve of.
That could explain why Steve was so comfortable with his current predicament. Pinned against the grimy wall of a practically abandoned boat shed. A switch blade pressed against his jugular, digging into his skin. A feral man with wild, unkempt hair and a pungent smell pressed against his front.Gods, it was addicting.
Steve couldn’t be blamed- not really. How could he ignore such a sight? Within mere moments of Eddie Munson making himself known to Steve, he was enthralled.
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Or, Steve's mom is the older sister of Fester and Gomez Addams.- Language:
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30 Dec 2025
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Steve Harrington was used to dealing with things on his own, so when he decided he wanted a pup he wasn't going to wait for some alpha to give it to him. He was going to take matters into his own hands.
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5 times Eddie caught Steve in a lie + 1 time Steve told him the truth first.
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27 Dec 2025
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you were warm when everything was cold by lesbianrobin
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Jun 2022
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There’s something about watching Steve and Eddie that makes his chest ache, just a little bit. Something that feels like it’s just out of reach, like if he could just jump an inch higher he could grasp it and know what it is, have a name for it, figure out what feels like it’s missing with Max. He never felt like something was missing with Max before. She was perfect. She is perfect! Like, sure, not actually perfect, because nobody’s actually perfect, but she’s perfect for him just like he hopes he’s perfect for her, and they’re perfect together.
Maybe Lucas is overcompensating.
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25 Dec 2025
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The Adventures of a Clamless Chowder by Thefrenchfrie
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
13 Dec 2025
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There's a dog that keeps showing up behind Steve's house. It's orange haired and fluffy and it has the cutest eyes ever. And he's in love with it from the second he sees it even if he can't actually get a dog. Stupid parents with their stupid allergies.
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this is literally a stupid crack fic where Eddie is a werewolf that keeps showing up in Steve's yard and he basically force adopts him as his dog without knowing it's Eddie.
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14 Dec 2025
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“Wow, you really are gorgeous, aren’t you?”
“I-”
The guy grins, all sharp teeth, and brings Steve’s hand up to his lips, placing a delicate kiss on the back of his hand, almost reverently. Steve’s heart is in his throat and he’s pretty sure his pulse has never been this high, barring awful Upside-Down-related incidents. The pretty stranger briefly strokes his wrist with his thumb as he lets go of Steve’s hand, and he lets out an involuntary shiver. If the stranger’s smirk is anything to go by, he definitely noticed.
“I’ll see you around sweetheart”Or
A pretty stranger comes up to Steve at a concert and flirts with him. Steve immediately has a bisexual crisisBookmarked by ExtraNightlyCow
14 Dec 2025