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Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.
Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.
He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.
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Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
12 Apr 2026
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Vincent doesn't need a babysitter. Alastor doesn't need an alpha. Turns out they're both wrong.
[Age gap ABO]
Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
04 Apr 2026
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Vincent’s problem was always the same: he wants.
He wants, he wants, he wants. And no amount of getting or receiving will ever change that fact, will ever close the cavern inside of him that always wants more. Getting is secondary, underwhelming in comparison to the thrill of wanting. Of chasing. When he found something he wanted, he pursued it single-mindedly. He made a plan, he pulled his strings, he put every piece of the puzzle into place. That was when he was on top of the world. Receiving his prize was little more than a participation trophy, and by the time he got it he had usually already found another want. Want, want, want.
Sometimes, at night, he wondered if his luck would run out, and when. What happened when he met someone he couldn’t charm or bully into giving him what he wanted? Who was immune to his silver tongue, his clever quips, his flashy smile or a flirtatious bat of his mismatched eyes? What happened when he took a risk that didn’t pay off?
When Vincent takes a spring break trip to New Orleans to celebrate his upcoming college graduation, he may just find the answer to that question where he least expects it.
And it will alter the course of his life forever.
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Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
27 Mar 2026
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The Quality of Appearing Real by worthless_weight_in_gold
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Dec 2025
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Someone lands a lucky blow on Vox during a night out -- which is bad, because now Velvette has to do both their jobs and Val's a vengeful mama bear when given half the chance, but it's also nice because Vox without his memories is adorable. And vulnerable. Both of which are good things. Everyone's having a weird time. But they're the god-damn Vees, and they don't let anything that touches them leave a mark.
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Or; slice of life except they're all monsters (in love) and Vox is missing his memory for part of it.
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- Part 1 of Stories About The Vees
Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
05 Mar 2026
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Vox is a simple guy. He likes money, sex, power— things any respectable, immoral businessman would enjoy. He doesn't do messy. He doesn't do things like get attached, and for damned sure doesn't have the time or patience for complicated relationships. So naturally, the first time he decides to fixate on anyone but himself, it's an absolute catastrophe.
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It doesn't matter what universe they're in, Val knows just how to fuck Vox stupid. And boy, is Vox stupid for this moth.
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Making a Baby (Is Easier Than Saying I Love You) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Dec 2025
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“Vox.” Vel looks so disappointed when she asks, “Did you actually commission the science department to build you and Val a baby?”
“Not on purpose!”
“That makes it worse, Vee!”
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It was just supposed to be a little mock up of an idea! Just an idle thought! It wasn't supposed to be alive and flying about the room!
COMPLETE FIC, may add one-shot chapter additions
Making a Baby (Is Easier Than Saying I Love You) - Chapters 1-12
Slip the Leash - Chapter 13- Language:
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Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
27 Dec 2025
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Vox has a secret.
It’s a hobby, of sorts. A special use of his power. He loves going out with his best pal Alastor, you see—an evening of carousing out on the town, strong drinks and a slaughter or two. They end up at Alastor’s place afterward, or maybe Vox’s. When they end up at Vox’s—when Alastor has had a couple of drinks more than he should have…
Vox puts him to sleep, like any good friend. And after Alastor is asleep, Vox’s fun night really starts.
Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
25 Dec 2025
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"If Angel didn’t know any better, he’d say Alastor looks even more unhinged than normal right now. Which is stupid, obviously, because Alastor has ‘never felt better’, as he likes to keep reminding them all, despite nearly dying to Adam’s holy bullshit just a few weeks ago. There’s just… something manically heightened in his eyes. Something weird in what Angel thinks is the lightest sheen of sweat on his brow, the tiny tightening of his lips as he grins that eerie grin, the way he doesn’t quite make eye-contact anymore. It’s the way his voice crackles with static, and the whine of it doesn’t totally disappear when he’s silent. Maybe it’s just Angel’s hard won expertise in reading the tiny changes of the body language of powerful, dangerous overlords for survival; but something’s definitely going on with the Radio Demon."
Or, Alastor gets drugged with an extremely powerful fuck-or-be-stuck-horny-forever love potion and reluctantly turns to Angel for help.
Or, Blake Roman said he shipped Radiodust and I took that personally.
A lot of sex, not a lot of plot.
Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
13 Dec 2025
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New Orleans, 1933.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
One broken ritual binds them for decades, pulling them back to each other again and again, to the one soul neither can quite break away from.- Language:
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Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
11 Dec 2025
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“Fantastic. And why are you here? You’re free. I don’t want to see your face. Get the hell out and leave me be.” So I can lick my wounds in private.
“Oh, you know,” Alastor sing-songs. He pulls up a chair next to the sick bed, hops down on it, and primly crosses his legs. “After spending so much time here over the last week, I think I’ve gotten used to your hospitality. Maybe I miss being around you already!”
Vox knows Alastor is being sarcastic. He knows. And usually, he’d be able to shrug it off.
But he’s so damn beaten down already, the words are like a knife to the heart, making him bleed.
“I don’t want your fucking gloating,” he snarls. “You won. Is that what you wanted to hear? You were right about me, and I’ve failed, again, like you told me I would. Big fucking hurray to you. Go celebrate your victory with Princess Friendship.”
In the aftermath of Vox’s
mass-murder-suicide attemptfailed uprising, Alastor gives him a visit. It changes nothing, but it helps.Series
- Part 2 of Complicated and [redacted]
Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
23 Nov 2025
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Vox's plan to become the most powerful sinner in hell ended up in a devastating defeat that left nothing but grief. Losing almost all: his empire, power, financial stability, Velvette... The only thing keeping him afloat in this new life is the desire to make it better for Valentino.
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Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
15 Nov 2025
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One of Vox’s major, arguably fatal flaws, is that he can never stay mad at Valentino, even after Val trapped him in limbo for the purpose of fucking the Princess of Hell—which was probably one of their poorer political moves. The Vees want to know the gritty details. Valentino requests a ‘do-over’.
(can be read first, or as a standalone if you dgaf about Charlie/Vox, just skip to the staticmoth porn about halfway)
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- Part 2 of Take to Break
Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
23 Oct 2025
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look with your eyes, not with your hands by AislinFics (AislinCeivun)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Oct 2025
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The third time it happened, Vox groaned and wrapped his hand around Alastor’s maddeningly tiny waist. “I’m gonna cream my pants if you keep doing that.”
“Already?” He was probably aiming for a mocking tone, but just sounded fucking smug. “What happened to all that stamina you like to boast about?”
“Doll, I’m so worked up just the sight of your cunt could get me off. Don’t expect anything when I can feel you.”
Alastor lifted his head and looked at him, smile sharp and eyes lidded. “Oh?”
He did always like a good game.
Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
21 Oct 2025
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A Spider, a Deer and a Television Walk Into an Office by seasick_sparrowhawk
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Sep 2025
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There is a universe in which the Vees do not exist. Vox rose to power before the radio demon and managed to swindle his soul, along with that of another up-and-coming overlord by the name of Angel Dust. As a trio, their influence bleeds through the city. Hell will be theirs soon. But why rush? They have the rest of forever to take it.
‘So, Vox,’ Angel says, conversationally. ‘We can do this here.’
‘We could,’ agrees Alastor, once again crushing Important Things on Vox’s desk. ‘The metal walkway sounds quite appealing!’
‘Or,’ he continues, ‘you can let Smiles take us somewhere nicer, where he’s not gonna make me edge ya for the next three hours because you’ve put him in a mood.’
‘I can leave,’ Vox says. He threatens this by glitching, skin glowing with blurry blue binary code as he half-phases out.
‘Aww, and jerk off in your room? While we have our fun without you?’Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
25 Sep 2025
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Vox and Valentino are early in their new alliance with Valentino proving to be a less than reliable partner. Vox gets the opportunity to transform yet another let down into a way to take out all his (purely professional!!!) frustration he harbors for him.
Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
18 Sep 2025
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Of all the demons who could have possibly inherited his contract. Why did it have to be Vox? The pompous, obnoxious, desperate television demon who had been oh so obsessed with him for ages. And Vox would never let him go. Not now that he had him. What he’d wanted for so long now, always just out of his reach. No, nothing could persuade him to give him up.
Vox gets ahold of Alastor's soul, and he intends to take full advantage of his new acquisition. Unfortunately, his feelings for the man make everything a bit more complicated. But Alastor might just come to realize that Vox owning his soul isn't actually the worst thing.
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Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
04 Sep 2025
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"God, shut up, Al. No one wants to hear about your mom's tits." Husk smacks him on the ass this time, instead of the back of the head.
Alastor cries. "How cruel! How could you treat me like this, Husker?!"
"Oh my god! That monsta'! Bambi-doll, quick come ova' here!"
Husk throws his arms in the air. Al whimpers pitifully, and very dramatically crawls to safety with all the grace of a drunk, well...deer.
"He's so mean to me!"
"I know, baby..." Angel coos. He quickly scoops the doe up into his lap using his secondaries. Al sways drunkenly, but is caught with many hands before he goes plummeting to the floor. Said hands, immediately get wondery. "Want me ta' make it betta'?"
The line...somehow works? Alastor pouts and blinks his noticeably dry eyes at Husk, before turning back and nodding like a slut. Angel gropes his tiny waist, and gently tilts the doe's jaw with one hand and leans in to—
Aaaand...they're making out. Sloppily, and with a lot of tongue. It's kinda embarrassing actually, like they were a couple of unsupervised teenagers.
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Or: Al and Angel are drunk and start fucking in the lobby while Husk is helpless to stop them...and also drunkBookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
24 Aug 2025
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It looked like it was about to get a whole lot worse, though, his fans whirring as he took in the words scrawled in neat cursive on the paper. It was a matter of seconds to cross-check his database – but he didn't recognise the handwriting.
YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNLESS YOU FULFIL ONE TASK;
FUCK
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DIE
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Vox wakes up in a room with Alastor, with only one way to get out. With their lives on the line, Vox isn't willing to let Alastor's stubborness get them both killed. Besides, it's just a one time thing.
Right?
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- Part 12 of RadioStatic One Shots
Bookmarked by issu (Issushaim)
18 Aug 2025
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In the days following Val’s escape from his pimp, he tries to recover from the years of abuse. It’s not so simple. Vox’s apartment is small, but it’s where they will start their rise.
Or: Five times that Vox sleeps on his couch, giving his bed to Val, and the first time he stops bothering.
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- Part 10 of The Vee Family Album
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Smoke pours out of the kitchen as Vox hurries out with a heaping pile of food blackened beyond all recognition. “You’ll have to tell me what you think. I tried a new seasoning!” Vox babbles happily using his claws to take a piece of what is presumably food and nibbling it. Alastor hums and pulls the serving dish to himself, taking a fair amount, resigned to the fact that he would be following this meal with something raw to get the taste out of his mouth.
“Maybe we should—” Charlie starts, her smile has slipped as she eyes the smoking breakfast. She picks up the fork and Alastor gives her a pleased nod.
Alastor spears a large piece, not bothering to cut it. It would probably turn to ash on his plate if he tried. He slips it into his mouth and swallows without chewing. He smacks his lips a few times to clear the taste before he turns to Vox with a smile. “It’s delicious as always dear. So delicious in fact that I expect everyone here will clean their plates.” Alastor hears audible gulps from around the table.
Or Alastor finds Vox and takes him home. Them becoming mates is purely happenstance. The rest of hell is simply along for the ride. It’ll be fine, provided they keep Vox out of the kitchen.