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“I know this must be weird for you. You probably didn’t have to apologize when you were captain.”
Ed snorted. “Apologizing? Nah, I didn't apologize for jack shit.” He started playing with the bell around his neck again. “Didn’t even know how to do that before you helped me with the speech.”
“Well, there’s always a first time for everything and I am glad I could help you!” Stede beamed. “It will still take some more time and effort until the crew trusts you again, though.”
Ed’s head whipped up in shock. “What, even more? Giving that speech was hard already, how am I supposed to come up with even more?” He groaned.
“They’ve all been through a lot. They need time. I don’t know just…” Stede vaguely gestured around with his hands. “...talk to them?” Ed scoffed and Stede patted his shoulder in encouragement. “Oh come on, you’ll be fine, I know it! You’re a natural at talking!”
Or, a rewrite of S2E5 with a bit more apologizing
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17 May 2026
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Maybe Abed hadn't expected it to come from Jeff, but it's not like someone lashing out at him for being too abnormal was anything new.
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08 Apr 2026
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Izzy still doesn't precisely know how to feel about work this morning, but it's somewhere between scorn and dread.
He's already encountered the new General Manager's influence; Edward's unilateral decision last week to change his signature block to read co-General Manager, for fuck's sake, which Izzy had had to push back on. Izzy's also had actual contact with him; brief, over Teams. His impression of the man wasn't precisely flattering.
Day one of the High Income Tax Policy and Enforcement Branch, and Izzy doesn't really have any idea what to expect.
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Israel Hands has been the Executive Officer to Edward Teach, General Manager of High Income Tax Enforcement, for a long time. He knows this job, he knows Edward, and he knows how to keep his life separate from work - for the most part.
And then the branch is restructured to include Stede Bonnet, General Manager of Tax Policy, and his team of fucking clowns. Suddenly Izzy has two bosses, irritating coworkers, and a rapidly disintegrating line between the personal and the professional.
Not to mention Edward's behaving more erratically than usual.
(It's a romcom).
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- Part 2 of no new year's resolution
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29 Mar 2026
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Stede Bonnet-Banes is an omega past his prime. He’s never been able to perform the one task he’s supposedly been built for - to produce an heir - and his alpha has never let him forget it. His life is centered around keeping his alpha happy, but things take a turn when the ship they’re on is raided by the fearsome Blackbeard, and Stede is kidnapped.
Blackbeard is a name bandied about in stories and whispers, a terrifying alpha raiding ships, more demon than pirate. But things aren’t always what they seem, and Stede finds that the longer he’s on this ship, the less he wants to go home.
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- Part 1 of Turning the World
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27 Nov 2025
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“D’you get that, mate?” Ed continued, quieter now. “I want to do something beautiful.”
You already are beautiful, Izzy didn’t say.
“Yeah, Ed. Yeah.”
When Ed and Izzy first find each other, they’re young and in love. The next time, Ed developed a cough and an autoimmune disease. A modern era AIDS au, featuring Ed and Izzy throughout the years.
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07 Nov 2025
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Izzy Hands would have done anything for Blackbeard, including conspiring with the British Navy to free him from Stede Bonnet's mysterious hold. Unfortunately, he never gets the chance.
Captured, alone and more uncertain of his place in the world than he's ever been, Izzy has to contend with the choices he's made. Can he stay alive long enough to make better ones?
Meanwhile on the Revenge, Ed and Stede's romance blossoms even as they're both haunted by their own regrets. These regrets lead them to try and correct some past mistakes, and bring them face to face with Izzy once again. Or at least, what's left of him...
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- Part 1 of The Depths
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25 Oct 2025
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No one's doing their job. Izzy, fed up with being ignored, goes on strike.
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16 Oct 2025
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Of all the small square rooms. Of all the misfortunes. Of all the places in the world, this is where Stede Bonnet has decided to be.
(or, the one where Stede and Izzy meet in a jail cell and there's a scene on a beach with Izzy and a knife)
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16 Oct 2025
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Calico Jack had said it once, booze and the rush of a won fight burning in his veins. Izzy on the deck in front of him, fighting for his captain’s honour and losing, pain smarting from every punch he’s just taken. Jack had spat a mouthful of blood beside his boots and cackled something cold.
“Thought you’d had enough,” he’d mused, and his eyes had found Blackbeard when he delivered his next kick. “But loyal dogs, they just don’t leave.”He was right. If Blackbeard told Izzy to stand and walk right here he knows he’d find a way. No matter how raw and broken and frayed, no matter how full of hate. If his captain said walk Izzy would defy God to make it happen.
He doesn’t say walk. He gives Izzy a gun and tells him to shoot him.
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Izzy's amputation and the storm that follows it.
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12 Oct 2025
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Edward Teach is fourteen years old when he kills his father for being an abusive piece of shit.
Edward Teach is forty-six years old and he's too damn afraid to kill himself, so he makes himself everything he hates in the hope that someone will kill him for it.
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26 Sep 2025
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Izzy a contredit les ordres de son nouveau capitaine. Les souvenirs des punitions d'Ed reste vivace.
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19 Sep 2025
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Ed and Izzy used to be a team once, taking Victorian London by storm, but Ed’s abilities as a medium aren’t what they used to be. He’s haunted by the tragedy that befell them, and his abilities have suffered for it. When Stede Bonnet, a researcher from the Psychical Society, comes to him with a proposition to study his energy, he wonders if this is a way to fix things.
Ed agrees to be studied, and travels to an isolated island estate for the research. He trusts Stede. He just wishes that Stede was the one in charge, and not Ned Low.
And Ed is keeping a secret. A secret about why he's so much weaker than he used to be.
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12 Sep 2025
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09 Sep 2025
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I walk my path alone (who would walk with me?) by LayonneHands
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Nov 2024
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Ed and Izzy used to be two of the most powerful sorcerers in the world. Of course, that was before Ed got bored of the craft and fucked off to open a boutique B&B in Malibu with Stede. His final, enraged act of magic left Izzy missing a both leg and a purpose in central LA. That was about a year ago.
Now, when a routine exorcism gets wildly out of hand, Izzy finds himself and his apprentice, Jim, tangled in a web of old relationships and re-ignited trauma. It all comes back to a time Izzy thought he'd buried for good: the years that he and Ed spent first learning magic at the feet of their teacher, Benjamin Hornigold.
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07 Sep 2025
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There is nothing to describe, except the moon still bright against the worrying sky by Mikaeru
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Oct 2023
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When Izzy was 18, his dad tried to kill himself.
When Izzy was 38, his husband agreed to see a therapist.
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04 Sep 2025
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Though his first attempt at hiking the Appalachian Trail in 1998 was ultimately a failure, Blackbeard's blog about the adventure was not. Now world-renowned as a thru-hiking influencer (don't call him that), Ed is only missing completion of the AT to round out the Hiking Triple Crown. What better time to try again than on the 25th anniversary of his failure? His manager/ editor/ moderator/ boyfriend Izzy is along for the ride, although he's not going to go quietly after what happened last time. No matter what Edward thinks, Izzy knows he can't simply re-do the events of his past.
Freshly divorced, Stede Bonnet takes to the trail the same week, looking for a new lease on life. He's inexperienced, sure, and maybe he lacks in physical fitness, but what he does have is gumption. Gumption, and a few dozen pounds of the most expensive new hiking gear on the market. That can get him all the way to Maine, right?
When their hikes collide, sparks will fly whether they like it or not, and their past on the trail may come back to haunt Ed and Izzy in a more literal sense than they ever imagined.
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03 Sep 2025
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The thing was, right, that "could be" in a hypothetical sense was different than "could be" in real life. Hypothetically, sure: Izzy had one set of bits, Ed and Stede had another. Sometimes, hypothetically, you put those bits together and, given time to cook, the end result was a tiny little squalling human. But hypothetically was different than real life, because Ed and Iz had been fucking since they found out what fucking was. In all that time they’d never, not once, ended up with a baby.
I hate the "unplanned pregnancy heals the relationship" trope. This fic is about that.
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02 Sep 2025
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Stede buys a small-town café next-door to a Christmas store, where he becomes obsessed with the idea of rekindling the romance between the unusual couple who own it.
Ed and Izzy aren't in a relationship. The Christmas store is a front for their money laundering scheme, and Ed wants out by December.
Quite frankly, Stede Bonnet seems like easy prey.
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31 Aug 2025
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Sure, maybe it’s not the norm for a pirate captain to leave as much to their first mate as Ed does to Izzy. Maybe it’s not the norm for a pirate captain to even have a first mate. But Ed is still sure that first mates aren’t meant to talk to their captains like this. He’s even more sure that nobody is meant to talk to Blackbeard like this. That’s the whole point of the old bastard, isn’t it? Otherwise, what’s he even doing?
Something black and slippery curls in Ed’s stomach. It’s an old, familiar feeling that he’s never been able to put a name to, but it’s always demanded the same thing: loyalty. Above all else, loyalty.
Ed's been captain of the Queen Anne's Revenge for too fucking long. He has half a dozen ships sailing in his fleet, more treasure than he knows what to do with, and he couldn’t care less about any of it. It’s all Blackbeard’s, anyway, not his. Even Izzy belongs to Blackbeard, really. And if the man wants reminding of that fact sometimes? Well, Ed can do that.
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- Part 2 of Linger
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24 Jul 2025
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seeing frankfurters in the clouds by raider_king for LaceratedLullabies
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Feb 2025
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"The worst was already done, you were dead! Buried in the front yard like a dog!"
"Oh yeah?" Izzy snapped, spiteful. "And is the grave still fucking there? Did you bother to fucking tell them that I'm alive, or are they still mourning over an empty fucking hole in the ground?"
After Izzy Hands is dead and buried, the crew finds a way to bring him back. Separated from Edward, Izzy figures out who he is without him.
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24 Jul 2025