NeverHornyOnMain
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For All the Promises by NeverHornyOnMain for GoldenBi
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Aug 2025
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“I don’t understand. Why did he leave? And why did he have to steal something?” the young Master Templar asks, tugging at your hand when you don’t immediately look at him.
You turn your attention to the most precious thing in your life and swallow down the emotions that are threatening to well up once again. It’s all so fresh. You’d only learned of your brother’s… unsanctioned departure a few hours ago.
“I…” You choke on your words. You swallow thickly and try again. “I don’t think he was happy here, Si. I don’t think he could be.”
Colum copes with Capris' sudden and permanent absence and a six-year-old Silas' questions about it.
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- Part 18 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Ache by NeverHornyOnMain for GoldenBi
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Aug 2025
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He stands between your knees now, one palm over that aching gash. That stings, but you don’t complain. You can feel the strange sensation of magic stitching up your flesh and regrowing damaged cells. It’s not pleasant, but it doesn’t exactly hurt, either.
He’s muttering something under his breath, and your eyes automatically follow the way his lips move, so much closer to your face than they normally are.
Silas heals Colum after a sparring mishap. They both attempt to ignore the elephant in the room with them.
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- Part 17 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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The Chorus of the Storm by NeverHornyOnMain for texting_fangirl
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
05 Aug 2025
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As you shut off the water – all the grime from a long day of training washed away – you realize that the sound of pounding water was not entirely coming from inside the shower.
Your first thought after this realization is of Silas. He is often your first thought, and that’s the way it should be.
Silas doesn't like the rain. Colum does.
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- Part 16 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Too Near to the Brokenhearted by NeverHornyOnMain for texting_fangirl
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
05 Aug 2025
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“Please, sit.” He gestures at the three chairs scattered about in a rough semicircle opposite the large and ancient wooden desk.
Ram sits. You cross your arms and remain standing, tapping your foot impatiently. You don’t like visiting the cathedral, and you resent being called in. You don’t even know why you’re here.
“We received an unexpected missive today from the Lord Undying himself.”
Your foot stills.
Capris and Ram learn of their brother's and uncle's deaths.
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- Part 15 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Eggshells Crunching Carefully Underfoot by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Aug 2025
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Silas watches intently from his seat at the table as Colum scatters some mushrooms and peppers into the pan and then carefully folds the egg over itself, enclosing them inside. There is a book open in front of him, ignored but for the way his fingers worry at the corner of the page.
“Would you like me to teach you?”
His necromancer scoffs, eyes returning to his book abruptly. “What use have I for cooking? That’s the cavalier’s domain. Would you prefer to be uselessly redundant?”
Colum offers to teach Silas to cook.
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- Part 14 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
Recent series
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Nev's TLT Drabbles by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Aug 2025
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My drabbles for The Locked Tomb fandom.
- Words:
- 4,600
- Works:
- 18
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Nev's Year of the OTP '25 by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Mar 2025
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My Year of the OTP fics for 2025.
There will be 24 in all as I'm doing 2 per month - one for eighthcest and one for whatever combination of ashtcest/eighthcest+ that I feel like for that month's remaining prompts. Going to try to keep them fairly short but we'll see how that goes lolI'll be aiming to post the Eighthcest one on the 10th of each month and the other one on the 20th, but I may not end up being able to keep to that goal. (Edit: lol not goin' so great for April XD)
- Words:
- 18,406
- Works:
- 6
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Love is a Four Letter Word by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Mar 2025
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I have decided to write a series of Ashtcest fic(let)s for Multiamory March. I will be writing for 22 of the daily prompts.
They are all set in a single timeline, but since they were posted on the day of the relevant prompt they were posted somewhat out of chronological order. I have reordered them to make more sense as a series now that they’re all published.
Some of them also feature Silas either as a child or later as part of the polycule.
I have marked the series as complete now, but there is a small chance I will write a bonus fic or two for it at a later date.
- Words:
- 52,875
- Works:
- 22
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Valentine's Niecest by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2025
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A series of modern au Niecest fics about their yearly Valentine's Day sexcapades.
- Words:
- 20,268
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 9
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Nev's LingCheng Week 2022 by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
05 Apr 2022
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These stories were all written for LingCheng Week 2022. The week runs from March 30th to April 5th, and I will be posting one work per day during that time.
Two of them are set in the Throne Sex au, one is set in the same au as another of my fics, and the rest of them are standalone.
- Words:
- 36,031
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 5
Recent bookmarks
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lay me bare so we may soar by texting_fangirl for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Dec 2023
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jin ling sends a letter to his uncle to come see him in this remote village, and upon arriving, jiang cheng has to head deep into the forest to meet with his nephew.
and is quickly confronted with things he did not expect.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,553
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 11
- Kudos:
- 44
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
18 Dec 2023
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To love you like before by Nika_AG for mostlikelytofangirl
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2023
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"I met with someone today," Qin Su turned her face and at the sight of him, a grimace distorted her face. It was a smile, but at the same time, it didn't look like a smile. "That person told me some things and gave me a letter."
But, what if Qin Su is not surprised about the letter? What if she knew all along?
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
31 Oct 2023
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on not choosing // not being chosen by iri_vail
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Dec 2022
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Jin Ling sits down for tea with his uncle for the first time in over a year, unsure how to talk to him about the horrible argument they had.
Jiang Cheng being a little loopy from the poison he took in Jin Ling' stead earlier that day doesn't help - or, okay, maybe it helps a little bit, actually.
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
27 Oct 2023
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The Brightest Future by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng and Jin Guangyao help Jin Ling through a ritual to make him the new Jin sect leader.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,235
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 10
- Kudos:
- 40
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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- 884
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
24 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng was in Lan Wangji’s bed.
Curled against the edge of it, half-asleep, but not asleep. He was in his bed, their bed, and not his own bed, and because of that Lan Wangji knew that his presence was wanted. That Jiang Cheng wanted him, tonight.
Series
- Part 2 of Our History Is Just In Our Blood
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
19 Apr 2023