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The Z-Team is being sent on a short-term work trip. The only problem is that the destination is hours away… and the way carpooling ended up having Flambae, Prism, and Waterboy crammed into Robert’s shitty little Honda Civic… and whatever weird combination of flirting, bonding, and bullying each other is going on in the passenger seats. Not to mention Waterboy’s surprising taste in music.
This was going to be a long drive… especially when that work trip was to a conference being held by the Salt Lake City SDN— and considering how many PR nightmares they’d already caused? Things were only downhill from here.
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Book of Daniel by Onlymostydead
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
03 Feb 2026
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(Amalgamation of Manga, Trimax, and Stampede lore — Sequel to “Book of Ruth,” won’t make much sense unless you read it first)
After their time on Ship Three, Nicholas D. Wolfwood and Vash the Stampede find themselves with a new kind of relationship and with new goals: first, to meet up with the girls in December. After that? To track down both of their missing brothers. But when one of them is much closer than they thought, they find that to see themselves through to their tomorrows? They will have to address their yesterdays.
Keeping secrets only works so long— sooner or later, they will understand the writing on the wall… and everything will come crashing down.
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- Part 2 of Unholy Scriptures
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Artists hate beautiful people. It’s something people say sometimes, something Lyle himself had, in part, believed.
It was, of all places, at the convenience store where that idea changed.
(Or, the progression of an obsession)
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Day 14 of Rvbkinktober: Warthog | Cockwarming!
Doc managed to grow weed in Donut’s garden— actual weed. Marijuana. The devil’s lettuce—which had turned into making brownies which wouldn’t destroy anyone’s lungs (Simmons was such an uptight ass about things like that), which had turned into—
Well, had turned into Simmons being anything but an uptight ass, in his lap, in the warthog parked in the shade.
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- Part 7 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
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Rvbkinktober Day 13: Experimentation!
Simmons asks Grif to help him out with some cybernetic repairs he would rather Sarge NOT do. Grif soon finds out exactly why.
Or, “It’s not gay if it’s surgery”
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- Part 6 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
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Unholy Scriptures by Onlymostydead
Fandom Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
03 Feb 2026
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Fictober 2019 by Onlymostydead
Fandom DCU, DCU (Comics), Red vs. Blue, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Young Justice (Cartoon), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Dec 2019
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Kayuuuubi Chronicles by Onlymostydead
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
01 Jul 2019
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After suffering from hypothermia due to his powers not handling cold well, Waterboy and Flambae find themselves in each other's lives and have to learn how to navigate their new dynamic.
A slow burn Waterbae.
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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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The basket was a ‘I'm sorry, please give me what I want. Ignore what I’ve done.’ A slap in the face to any omega with a lick of self-respect. Herman hadn’t always been one of those. He would argue he still wasn’t and he never would be.
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Failure to be saved, Herm is left injured in more ways than physical, and from it, his already fragile psyche starts to fray. Will anyone else notice before things take a turn for the worse?
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Robert gets de-aged into a small child, but with his memories still intact. Shenanigans ensue.