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The Z-Team is being sent on a short-term work trip. The only problem is that the destination is hours away… and the way carpooling ended up having Flambae, Prism, and Waterboy crammed into Robert’s shitty little Honda Civic… and whatever weird combination of flirting, bonding, and bullying each other is going on in the passenger seats. Not to mention Waterboy’s surprising taste in music.
This was going to be a long drive… especially when that work trip was to a conference being held by the Salt Lake City SDN— and considering how many PR nightmares they’d already caused? Things were only downhill from here.
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Book of Daniel by Onlymostydead
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
03 Feb 2026
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(Amalgamation of Manga, Trimax, and Stampede lore — Sequel to “Book of Ruth,” won’t make much sense unless you read it first)
After their time on Ship Three, Nicholas D. Wolfwood and Vash the Stampede find themselves with a new kind of relationship and with new goals: first, to meet up with the girls in December. After that? To track down both of their missing brothers. But when one of them is much closer than they thought, they find that to see themselves through to their tomorrows? They will have to address their yesterdays.
Keeping secrets only works so long— sooner or later, they will understand the writing on the wall… and everything will come crashing down.
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- Part 2 of Unholy Scriptures
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Artists hate beautiful people. It’s something people say sometimes, something Lyle himself had, in part, believed.
It was, of all places, at the convenience store where that idea changed.
(Or, the progression of an obsession)
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Day 14 of Rvbkinktober: Warthog | Cockwarming!
Doc managed to grow weed in Donut’s garden— actual weed. Marijuana. The devil’s lettuce—which had turned into making brownies which wouldn’t destroy anyone’s lungs (Simmons was such an uptight ass about things like that), which had turned into—
Well, had turned into Simmons being anything but an uptight ass, in his lap, in the warthog parked in the shade.
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- Part 7 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
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Rvbkinktober Day 13: Experimentation!
Simmons asks Grif to help him out with some cybernetic repairs he would rather Sarge NOT do. Grif soon finds out exactly why.
Or, “It’s not gay if it’s surgery”
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- Part 6 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
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Unholy Scriptures by Onlymostydead
Fandom Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
03 Feb 2026
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Fictober 2019 by Onlymostydead
Fandom DCU, DCU (Comics), Red vs. Blue, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Young Justice (Cartoon), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Dec 2019
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Kayuuuubi Chronicles by Onlymostydead
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
01 Jul 2019
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Robert receives a distress call on the dispatch line that has him driving across the city late at night. He finds out something about Herman that permanently alters the parameters of their work relationship.
Or:
A deep dive into the psychological balm of BDSM.
Bookmarked by Onlymostydead
24 Jan 2026
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4 “puppy needs his mouth busy” oh when it’s winter and there is no grass to touch???
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Chad's niece has been asking for a very specific toy for ages, but when he tries to find a Deluxe Mecha Man Blue action figure with pilot figurine, he discovers that they've become collectors items. Despite this set back, Chad will do almost anything for his niece, including swallow his pride and ask for help.
Will Z-Team be able to help their resident firestarter save the holidays for his niece? Will Robert's idea and access to 3D printers in Royd's lab come in clutch?
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Mecha Man's Time Travel Contingency Plan by LadyLightning17
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
03 Feb 2026
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After everything with Shroud, Robert decides to adopt the Z-Team. To a Mecha Man, this means forcing them to memorize contingency plans and codes in case of emergency. The Z-Team understands this is a sign of affection, but it's also really, really annoying. Especially when they actually have to use one of the plans.
Robbie Robertson hates everything about these weird heroes from the future. They're chaotic, loud, and have absolutely no sense of decorum. Even worse, the only person they'll listen to is his eight-year-old son.
Bookmarked by Onlymostydead
06 Feb 2026
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11 time travel shenanigans and bad parents
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My vaguely connected Steam Machine ships. With Trans Waterboy.
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Five years after Shroud is defeated, Waterboy lives comfortably as a high-ranking SDN hero. The Z-team, now a well respected hero troupe, lives on in something just to the left of glory. Everything is peaceful. Or, at least, as peaceful as it can be.
And then he's flung violently back into the past, forced to watch as old wounds open. Okay. Whatever.
There's really not much he can do without messing up the future, but... maybe there's some comfort he can provide. Some life he can bring to his past teammates' eyes.
It's the least he can do.