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    Robert receives a distress call on the dispatch line that has him driving across the city late at night. He finds out something about Herman that permanently alters the parameters of their work relationship.

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    A deep dive into the psychological balm of BDSM.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    4 “puppy needs his mouth busy” oh when it’s winter and there is no grass to touch???

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    Chad's niece has been asking for a very specific toy for ages, but when he tries to find a Deluxe Mecha Man Blue action figure with pilot figurine, he discovers that they've become collectors items. Despite this set back, Chad will do almost anything for his niece, including swallow his pride and ask for help.

    Will Z-Team be able to help their resident firestarter save the holidays for his niece? Will Robert's idea and access to 3D printers in Royd's lab come in clutch?

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    06 Feb 2026

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    After everything with Shroud, Robert decides to adopt the Z-Team. To a Mecha Man, this means forcing them to memorize contingency plans and codes in case of emergency. The Z-Team understands this is a sign of affection, but it's also really, really annoying. Especially when they actually have to use one of the plans.

    Robbie Robertson hates everything about these weird heroes from the future. They're chaotic, loud, and have absolutely no sense of decorum. Even worse, the only person they'll listen to is his eight-year-old son.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    11 time travel shenanigans and bad parents

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    My vaguely connected Steam Machine ships. With Trans Waterboy.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    The of all time

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    Five years after Shroud is defeated, Waterboy lives comfortably as a high-ranking SDN hero. The Z-team, now a well respected hero troupe, lives on in something just to the left of glory. Everything is peaceful. Or, at least, as peaceful as it can be.

    And then he's flung violently back into the past, forced to watch as old wounds open. Okay. Whatever.

    There's really not much he can do without messing up the future, but... maybe there's some comfort he can provide. Some life he can bring to his past teammates' eyes.

    It's the least he can do.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    CHAPTER 7 SCREAMING