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A series of vignettes concerning the evolution of the relationship between Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider.
Or, the troll title: IN WHICH DAVE AND KARKAT DISCUSS THE VARIOUS DIFFERENCES BETWEEN HUMAN AND TROLL GENITALS, THERE IS AN AWKWARD CONFESSION OF EMOTIONS, DAVE AND DIRK FINISH THEIR CONVERSATION ON THE ROOFTOP, DAVE GETS SOME ADVICE FROM A FEW OF THE LADIES IN HIS LIFE, AND THERE IS A SMUTTY EPILOGUE.
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we float before the sea at dusk by Madame la Problématique (callmearcturus)
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Aug 2018
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Jake English is a minor celebrity of the sublight net who often goes on intragalactic adventures to amazing locales to share his excursions with his lovely followers. It can be very good press for new interstellar tourist traps, so he's used to being hired to check out new vacation spots.
When his old friend Jane hires him, Jake winds up on Alcyone to promote the new resort CrockerCorp has opened there. There's but one small, remarkable detail about the planet: it's covered entirely in breathable liquid.
It would make a perfect tourist trap. Shame it's already inhabited.
(A very weird AU, in which humans try to settle a big waterworld to build a tourist hotspot, and the native mers enact castle doctrine.)
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- English
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- 119,572
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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19 Mar 2023
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*Karkat/Dave, established relationship* It wasn’t often that Karkat managed to get Dave to admit something he wanted to try in bed, so this was quite the pleasant surprise.
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01 Mar 2023
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You are beginning to suspect your closest online friend might be that little shithead that hates your guts, Karkat Vantas. And you have no fucking idea how to even begin to process that.
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26 Feb 2023
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26 Feb 2023
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A spaceship crash-lands on Jake English's island, and he gets to meet a real-life alien. Golly, this is just like one of his movies!
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14 Feb 2023
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How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s overCurrent Progress:
Act 1 - Chapters 1 - 22
Act 2 - Chapters 23 - ?Series
- Part 1 of The Counting Deities Verse
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31 Jan 2023
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You name is DAVE STRIDER and if there are two things you're sure about yourself: you're straight and don’t need any help.
You certainly don’t need to move across the country to live with your sisters.Ignore those tags.
They're... uh...
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28 Jan 2023
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The thing is no one knew anything more about "Kitty" other than her delicious cooking (Dave obviously doesn't want to share – ever) but the guys are more or less already in love with her. Drew insists she's probably this blond bombshell with big, blue eyes, all curves with legs that go on forever and a great rack... Practically everyone in the team has their own opinion.
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- Part 1 of Dave's Girl
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18 Jan 2023
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davepetas 100 purrcent foolproof guide for getting a date to the winter formal!! B33 by supermega for synoeketeMora
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Sep 2023
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TG: whats good clawnscience
PC: B33 < h33h33h33 theres the cool guy shit i was hoping for
PC: B33 < okay so i hate to have to break this to you
PC: B33 < but youve got mad unresolved f33lings yo
TG: whator; failed frog dissections, house parties, and school dances, oh my!
this was written as a homestuck secret santa '22 gift for the wonderful col. happy holidays! i hope you like this half-fluff half-crack high school au silliness :]
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01 Jan 2023
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You, John Egbert, are given a choice. Fight Lord English in the Furthest Ring, or stay on Earth C. Meat or Candy.
You have chosen neither.
You're going to the Furthest Ring, not for Lord English, but to find Terezi Pyrope. Maybe even Vriska too, if you can. You don't know this yet, but your actions are going to cause a butterfly effect that will change Earth C and your life forever.
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19 Dec 2022
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Just your average secret identity vigilante-style Homestuck fic, featuring heroes and villains and vigilantes and absolutely nothing else unexpected at all.
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- 295,197
- Chapters:
- 38/?
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16 Dec 2022
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28 Nov 2022
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22 Nov 2022
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The gods come home.
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- Part 2 of we will make a new world
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20 Nov 2022
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A story in which Dave and Karkat both have more confidence than in canon, resulting in Dave being slightly more of a dick and Karkat being slightly more of a leader.
And, more significantly, resulting in it not being canon compliant. They take issue with this.
- Language:
- English
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- 95,619
- Chapters:
- 34/?
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05 Nov 2022
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Time-traveling chat clients make confessing your love to your human successor (successor as in the next player of The Game, on a planet you created) really fucking hard.
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- Part 2 of INVERSESTUCK
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03 Nov 2022
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June Egbert feels stuck in a dead timeline, full of regret for not having transitioned earlier. Her retcon abilities offer her an enticing option: to go back and change everything.
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- Part 1 of Early June
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 54/?
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03 Nov 2022
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Sollux and Eridan argue about the plot of Homestuck
(the last chapter is perma unfinished sawwy)
((all of the pictures broke, i'll try to fix them, don't use discord as a repository))Bookmarked by Puppetprocrasinator
01 Nov 2022
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Karkat wants to be accepted amongst his kind.
For that, he has to prove himself.
It's Karkat, though, so he falls in love.
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30 Oct 2022