Sarahastro



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  1. Doctors of S.H.I.E.L.D. by ,

    Fandom Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe

    31 Aug 2017

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  2. The Ballad of Lady Melinda by ,

    Fandom Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe

    21 Feb 2016

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    Medieval AU. A series of short stories describing the adventures of the brave knight Melinda May.

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  3. Slayerverse by ,

    Fandom Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

    10 May 2019

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    Buffy AU centered around vampire slayers Skye and Melinda May.

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  4. The Darkest Timeline by ,

    Fandom Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)

    12 May 2014

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  5. Tales from S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy by ,

    Fandom Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)

    12 Apr 2014

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    Short stories set during Coulson and May's time at the academy

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    Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    01 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    05 May 2026

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    The Favourite Everything by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    05 Mar 2026

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    “You are not broken, Ilya,” Terry says, sounding a little stern now. “I told you to keep an eye on the side effects. How long have you been experiencing this?”

    “Since last night.”

    “What?”

    “Since last night,” Ilya repeats. “Or afternoon, technically.”

    And Terry…Terry fucking laughs.

    Ilya is going to die, and Shane will be sad forever and Terry fucking laughs.

    “It hasn’t even been a day?” Terry clarifies, still chuckling. “Well, this could have nothing to do with the medication. It could just be an off day—”

    “Off day?” Ilya repeats incredulously. “Have you seen my husband? There are no off days with an ass like that.”

    OR: Ilya starts taking antidepressants only to realise it's fucking up his sex life. And, he acts totally very chill about it.

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    04 May 2026

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    Above the Clouds, the Sky is Always Blue by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    31 Mar 2026

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    “They both want to fuck you. That entire family is trying to fuck you. I think we should call the police. Put restraining order for your hole.”

    “Ilya, are you drunk?”

    “Hollander, this is a serious problem!”

    “Just because he is gay, it doesn’t mean he wants to fuck me.” Shane scoffs. “Maybe he’s a bottom too.”

    “So, that’s your problem? Not that he wants your hole?”

    “Ilya, I swear, if you don’t stop saying that word—”

    “It’s wrong, you know,” Ilya informs seriously. “You fucked Rose Landry. Now Peter Landry is trying to fuck you. All the holes are connecting. This is basically incest.”

    “Didn’t you sleep with those Swedish twins in Cabo?”

    “They were not identical. It does not count!”

    OR: Ilya's life gets plagued by a different Landry this time, AKA an interpretation of the 'let's sleep with other people' fight mentioned in TLG, AKA, an ode to Jealous Ilya.

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    04 May 2026

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    the sweetest honey is loathsome in its own deliciousness by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    22 Apr 2026

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    Does it feel like agony for you too?

    On loving someone who gets chased by everyone else.

    Part 1: Ilya
    Part 2: Shane

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    03 May 2026

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    HR Time Loop by

    Fandom Heated Rivalry (TV)

    12 Mar 2026

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    Shane experiences a time loop. Ilya experiences that same time loop. Ilya then, months later, goes through his own loop.

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    03 May 2026