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There are few things Sirius wants less than to be on a blind date with James’s girlfriend’s best friend, but James had begged, and if Sirius is one thing, it’s a sucker for James begging. Sirius is almost positive it’s a case of “my friend is gay, your friend is gay, that means they must be attracted to each other,” and he isn’t particularly interested in a relationship anyway, but when James begs, Sirius is helpless to resist. It’s a character flaw.
When he gets to the restaurant, a careful five minutes late, he asks for Potter, party of two. He’s led to one of the ugliest men he’s ever seen in his life, and can’t help his eyes widening. “Er, Severus?”
Severus looks at him, then rolls his eyes. “Oh, brother.”
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- Part 1 of that’s MR faggot to you
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16 Jan 2025
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Snape searched his eyes, then snorted. “If only you believed that,” he said. “The real truth is much simpler, isn’t it? More humiliating. You just want my attention.”
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15 Sep 2024
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“You took a bad fall during quidditch yesterday,” Snape said worriedly. “At Harry’s. Al hit you with a lucky bludger. You just—you wouldn’t wake up. That was yesterday.”
“Al?”
Snape looked confused. “Yeah, Al.”
“Who’s Al?”
Snape recoiled. “That’s not funny.”
“I don’t know any Al,” Sirius said irritably. “And I don’t know why you would be here at my bloody bedside even if Grimmauld Place did have a quidditch pitch, and if you haven’t forgotten we’re on opposite sides of a bloody war!”
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11 Jul 2024
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Twas Brillig (On the Shores of Lethe) by nightfall rising (potionpen), potionpen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2013
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Sirius slowly realizes how much of his memory was frozen away in Azkaban, while Remus nobly refuses to tell him anything and Severus swoops around maliciously doing Molly's dishes and sabotaging Sirius's h/c NEWT with surly panache.
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- Part 21 of It's a standalone (too)
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03 Jun 2024
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The Miseducation of Severus Snape by Not Exactly Dickens [archived by ISF_Archivist]
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J.K. Rowling
01 Jul 2005
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Sirius Black is obsessed. Severus Snape is confused. Five months that will change their lives
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- 113,247
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- 9/9
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03 Jun 2024
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Sirius Black does not die. But this does not mean that it is easy for him to live.
Or: a butterfly flaps its wings and Sirius does not go to the Department of Mysteries. What follows from that twist of fate is a story about the long, destructive shadow of a schoolboy rivalry; a story about surviving, and how surviving is sometimes more difficult than dying; a story about the fragility of beauty, the gentleness of hope, and the value of choice.
It is also a love story.
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- English
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- 110,438
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- 12/?
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04 Dec 2023
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Sirius didn’t want to care so much about Snape, but the man couldn’t stop with the jibes.
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31 Oct 2023
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Sirius Black wasn’t obsessed with Severus Snape, but he was pretty sure Snape was obsessed with him.
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31 Oct 2023
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how to fall in love with your idiot ex vampire hunter juicebox by elliptical
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
08 Sep 2019
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The problem, Adam discovered the following Saturday, was that Vampire Adam and Rational Adam had aligned interests in exactly one thing: destroying Ronan Lynch.
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29 Jul 2023
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13 Jun 2023
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A Poem To Show To Those Upset By Slash by Arrisha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Original Work
06 Jun 2021
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This is a poem for you: the writer, the reader, the woman, the queer person, the socially awkward individual, the minority — seeking shelter in the fandom that you've grown to love, coming back to it when you're in need of comfort and safety. This is also a poem for those who may have mocked you, underestimated you, told you to move on, told you that fan fiction is not worth your time.
I hear you, you're valid, and this was written for you. All of you.
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- 1/1
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12 Jun 2023
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Severus Snape has been in prison for the past six years, but it’s not what you think—life in Azkaban is never boring. Yaxley’s atrocious gang is on the rampage (again), the canteen’s newspapers are absolutely scandalous, kitchen duty pays well, and smuggling in potions from time to time grants Severus protection and free tobacco.
His peace of mind is disturbed when Harry Potter comes to visit.
(Now, surely a mischievous secret must be hiding behind that. Only it’s not the one Severus thinks.)
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Available in English, Polish and Chinese.
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- Part 1 of Ab Intra, Ab Extra
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- 20,357
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- 8/8
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- 255
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11 Jun 2023
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10 Jun 2023
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I love you, Severus wants to say. But the timing is never right.
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- 1/1
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10 Jun 2023
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08 Jun 2023
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With their university days finally behind them, Severus thought he was finally free of Sirius Black. But when Lily asks him to be Best Man at her wedding, the prospect of being in close proximity to the man is unavoidable. But, in such a massive venue, did it really have to be this close?!
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08 May 2023
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Two lost boys taking all the wrong turns.
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- English
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- 64,421
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 7
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- 819
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06 Mar 2023
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Harry Potter has an OnlyFans. Severus, only knowing it's a platform where you can post videos and people pay you, makes an educational one for 'Potions'. He is quite shocked when, in a bout of curiosity, he subscribes to Harry - and hears his own voice in the background of... rather different content.
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- 1/1
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- 815
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10 Feb 2023
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You like to cut yourself on his bones, and he likes to let you.
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- 5,052
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- 1/1
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03 Feb 2023
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A restricted spell goes awry, and Severus Snape is left scrambling to cover his tracks. Meanwhile, Argus Filch turns out to be surprisingly good with small children, the nature of time is proven to be fiddly and anyone's guess, and (at least one) Severus gets a second chance at life.
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- English
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- 20,231
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- 1/1
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01 Feb 2023