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The death of a nation could not stop the Uchiha from dominating the international market as Konoha Village's greatest local produce export.
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let slip the spoils of war by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Kakusei | Fire Emblem: Awakening
23 Dec 2025
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“Why kill your enemy,” the grandmaster mused, bone white fingers resting on Chrom’s hair, “when you can make a dog out of them instead?”
Chrom bit his arm to the blood.
Or: A loose chrobin Captive Prince!AU, two years down the line.
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cheat codes to nuke your unfilial disciple’s concurrent business (stealth edition!) by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2025
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The Court Official Servant Slutting Brigade (a deeply offending and UNFEMINIST moniker to refer to the excellent professional staff of imperial household maintenance that Tialang-jun ought NOT to use, thank you!) has a clear prospect winner on the race towards the Emperor’s sacred loin.
To no one’s surprise, It’s Shen Qingqiu’s Shizun demonic lookalike.
Or: ‘Master Huang’ is such a low-effort, low-reward surveillance scheme; Luo Binghe can do better in his sleep. While Shen Qingqiu was having fun on his monster studies thesis tour of the Abyss, his Shizun was studying subterfuge, innovating infiltration and perfecting pretense to uncharted levels of deceptive deviancy, even for demonic ethical sensibilities.
Fanfanfiction of Like A Tooth From A Mouth (I Leave A Hole). Canon divergence in chapter 88.
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no ethical consumption under jun-wuism by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 May 2025
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As far as Her Highness the Eldest Princess of Xian Le, the beloved Flower-Crowned Imperial Noble Consort was concerned, ‘Body in abyss, heart in paradise’ should be carved on the ceiling of every marital bed in the palace.
The lowest-ranked concubine in exile at the furthest margins of the inner palace would like to respectfully disagree. In retrospect, marital beds aren’t so bad after sleeping on piles of filthy rags in a ditch for fifteen years. That spoiled little Imperial Noble Consort truly didn’t know her luck!
(Or: the imperial harem/courtesan hualesbian AU no one asked for.)
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“Et si vous aviez un fils caché qui retire l’épée, maintenant qu’elle est plantée?”
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ill-advised decisions universe by atomicmuffin
Fandom The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
07 Jul 2023
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Hua Cheng Week 2k19 by atomicmuffin
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2020
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Todofam Month 2k19 by atomicmuffin
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jul 2019
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Hermes darted down on impulse.
“Wait! I think I can help you out,” he offered, stopping just before the apparition.
This wasn't any different than helping a stranded shepherd or traveler, right? He answered their prayers all the time. This was just another lost soul, literally. He wasn’t infringing any boundaries by doing this. Probably.
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19 Feb 2026
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No one shortchanges Charon, not even Hermes.
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18 Feb 2026
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When Theseus makes a deal to bring the Minotaur to Elysium in order to compete with him, he might not have thought it all the way through. For one, he didn't realize that after a life of torment, the Minotaur would need rehabilitating.
Or, an AU where, after ten years in the Labyrinth, Asterius has debilitating agoraphobia.
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18 Feb 2026
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Ares has seen many, many wars, and even more fights, and he has never once witnessed a single soul able to compare to Death’s intensity when forced to take up his sword. Ares has considered wars only for the joy of seeing Thanatos defend souls from the Keres many, many times.
He does not, because he understands fighting is what Thanatos does last, and he quite likes Nyx’s son.
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“A gift, an incentive to gain Zagreus’s affections, for the longer you dawdle, the greater the pain will become.”
Aphrodite gives Hypnos a ‘gift,’ which is just a fancy way of saying ‘curse.’
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