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“Vox was ten minutes late already. Alastor would probably complain his imaginary ears off about it later, but he could hopefully make it up to him with some dancing. He had been even more prissy than usual about Vox being on time, like Alastor himself didn’t drool at the thought of being fashionably late and making an entrance. Well, no time like now, or whatever.”
Rosie is throwing one of her legendary parties, and everyone is invited! The night promises strong drinks, thrilling performances and wild dancing. And self combustion for Vox apparently, caused by one radio demon.
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09 Jan 2026
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Set after season 2
After sinners learning that Lucifer cannot hurt them, they have been attacking him constantly. Although annoying, but harmless to Lucifer, they are causing significant damage to the hotel, as well as sinners checking in for the wrong reasons. This leaves Lucifer unable to return to the hotel, so he takes up a sinner disguise to go undercover within the hotel, so that he can stay near and protect his daughter. But storms are brewing, the Vees are looking for a comeback, and a certain ex-queen of Hell may be looking to manipulate everything that Charlie has built. Of course, this would be easier to navigate if a certain red deer would stop trying to cut a deal for his soul!
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Lucifer goes undercover as a deer sinner.
Title from Lana Del Rey's Gods And Monsters
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06 Jan 2026
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“Remember, only an hour” Lilith declared, only then considering Alastor. “You will do as he says unless it enters in conflict with our deal. Aggression towards him is forbidden.”
Alastor’s expression broke, and he was so glad Vox was still behind him and could not see it. He opened his mouth to protest, but Lilith disappeared before he could. At his sides, hands became fists and he forced himself to take a deep breath before turning around to face his old friend.
“So!” he beamed, smile intact. “Will you be so kind to tell me what my dear patron wanted from you?”
“HA! I think you don’t understand the situation here, Al” the other Overlord laughed. “I own you for the next hour, which means that I will be the one making the questions. Among other things, of course.”
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In order to get what she wants, Lilith lends Alastor's soul for an hour to Vox. The consequences of that are great, and Al is having trouble keeping the last bit of his sanity intact. Lucky for him, he is not alone.
//The main focus of the story is NOT the SA itself, but navigating through the aftermath. Still, please mind the tags. SA tag applies only to the first chapter.//
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- Part 19 of Bonds Across Hell and Heaven
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06 Jan 2026
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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05 Jan 2026
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When Lucifer left his house, he did so with little direction. Maybe to swing by the Hotel to see Charlie, or try to engage with his subjects.
Instead, he is faced with a murderous Radio Demon who, as it happens, has little regard for personal hygiene when in the midst of a killing spree.
Well, he'll just have to make sure the tacky mortal returns to Charlie smelling like sunshine, won't he?
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- Part 1 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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04 Jan 2026
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When Alastor died, all he ever wanted was to be free and be entertained. Death was forever, and forever was long and boring. And that boredom had become one thing he truly feared now.
But, as the old saying goes, be careful what you wish for.
Little did he know that one day a child with the smile of pure sunshine was going to be at his door step and somehow drag him into a deeper world of Hell's politics. Not just the battles of Overlords of Pentagram City, but the games played behind the curtains of Hell's seven rings.
One thing is sure though, he was going to be thoroughly entertained.
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24 Dec 2025
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Alastor meets Lucifer 2 years before his 7-year long sabbatical, and they engage in a drunken, mistaken night of passion.
What Alastor didn’t expect was to meet Lucifer again after said sabbatical, who vaguely remembers the Radio Demon and nothing of their midnight foray. Of course he didn’t know a thing about their child. Alastor would like to keep it that way.
If only the fallen angel could stop caring about them so much, things would be much easier.
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18 Dec 2025
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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Jan 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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- 31/?
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10 Dec 2025
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Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.
Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.
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- Part 1 of The Friends that Ruin You
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- 40/40
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05 Dec 2025
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
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01 Dec 2025
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Charlie Morningstar, ever the ray of sunshine, asks Alastor to find out what's going on with Lucifer.
Alastor takes to the task with gusto.
Lucifer hates every second of it.
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26 Nov 2025
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22 Oct 2025
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As if Sheriff Stilinski doesn't have enough to deal with, now he's been attacked by some enormous dog in the forest, and that's normal compared to what happens next...
Re-telling of seasons 1-3B with Sheriff Stilinski being bitten instead of Scott.
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- 56/56
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09 Oct 2025
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Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.
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Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...
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05 Oct 2025
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“We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning...”
The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself.
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04 Oct 2025
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Peter is the Alpha.
He's nobody's savior.
Not his pack's. Not his town's. And not that kid's.
But sometimes salvation goes both ways.- Language:
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02 Oct 2025
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He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
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01 Oct 2025
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In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.
“Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)”
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- Part 1 of play it again
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01 Oct 2025
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Look, Derek is the worst. Everyone knows that. Their fearless leader is a total and complete failwolf.
Which means the rest of them? Are kind of the worst too. They’re a ramshackle, slap dashed, sorry excuse for a pack that’s about a half second away from getting one of them killed. And this is a problem, because Stiles would really like to survive high school. Thanks.
Still, nobody deserves what Derek has gone through. Nobody.
And it’s about time somebody told him that.
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01 Oct 2025
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Scott liked to call it the Great Pack Divide of 2012.
Derek liked to call Scott an idiot.
(Or the one where Derek kidnaps Stiles to teach Scott a lesson, and ends up learning a few things himself)
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- 31/31
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29 Sep 2025