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Zim has long gotten used to not sleeping--the resulting pressure on his sanity is a small price to pay to avoid the nightmares. But, then a tumble in bed with the Dib-human tests his resolve. What happens next will warm your heart!
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In his latest attempt to expose Zim, Dib buys a cheap, secondhand spelldrive and tries to cast a truth spell on his enemy only for it all to backfire spectacularly.
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on the deification of (and infatuation with) the mysterious triangle monster you unleashed.
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Zim 'disappears' and Dib 'becomes a chair'.
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Dib isn't used to people liking him. Now suddenly two vie for his attention.
Zim gets jealous and takes action. There is a lot of kissing.Series
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Throughout their lives, Zim and Dib have been enemies. Sworn and destined. What goes on between them to keep it that way? What if something changed? What if they weren't just destined enemies, but destined everything? Partners? Friends? Lovers? Here's a story for you. One based solely on the two of them. No complications.
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Their lives were tangled together now--so much so that when he tried to pin down the moment when the individual threads of their fates had become so irrevocably knotted together it was impossible to tell where one ended and the other began. The only way to separate them now would be by the knife; a violent hacking at their codependent union. And there would be no recovering from it afterwards. Once maybe they could have survived the agony of being parted, there would have been a slim chance that they could have walked away with nothing but ugly scars. In this moment, he knew their separation would mean unstaunchable blood.- Words:
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Wherein Zim and Dib are traveling in space and this is a kind of glimpse at that. Where they are partners/friends/and somethingmoreish.
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He’s never called Grace in his dreams, only Ryland. But he isn’t Ryland anymore and never will be.
Dr. Ryland Grace died in the middle of a field in the middle of nowhere, next to a barbed wire fence as a crowd of military men watched him go. Grace will never get that part of him back again.
Faced with the realization that he can finally go home, Grace finds himself torn.
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24 Apr 2026
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I snort. "Yeah, got me there. I'm old, okay? Just give me a second."
A handful of moments pass. Then, "How old, question?" Rocky asks.
I open my mouth, and then I realize exactly what I just walked into.
Or: Grace and Rocky and a small conversation about lifespans.
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24 Apr 2026
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“How long do humans live for, question. Rocky want to know.”
Rocky stamps his claw impatiently on the flat surface of his xenonite ball as he asks, a skittery, jittery movement that rattles in Ryland’s ears.
He sighs. Rubs at his temples. Thinks about how to answer this as diplomatically as physically possible, as at ease as physically possible.
It’s not that he cares much about the fact he’ll be dead long long before Rocky. He doesn’t care about that. He’s probably going to die a whole lot sooner than your average human, anyway, considering his diet of coma-slurry and Taumoeba and little else. Besides, he’s been in space for longer than anybody has been in the history of ever. That’s sure to do messed-up things to his bones and joints and mass and everything. But it doesn’t matter. He’s made peace with that. For-real made peace, because any time more is a thousand times over what he thought he’d get.
What does matter is that Rocky has no idea that there’s probably only about fifty years left in his tank.
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Or: the average male human lifespan is 80 years. Rocky doesn't know that.
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24 Apr 2026
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There’s a gas leak on the Hail Mary and the sensors aren’t working properly. Ryland acts as a sensor.
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24 Apr 2026
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Ryland Grace is Not Doing Well.
He’s consulted a medical textbook. He’s definitely malnourished, as expected, but he also thinks he might have scurvy, which is. Uh.
He’s attempting to make light of it. Well. He’s attempting not to make anything of it at all. They only have what, ten more days until they reach Erid? And once they’ve got to Erid, Rocky has reassured him, told him again and again and again that the best minds on Erid will fix him, will work out a way to feed him, that they’ll help.
So he just has to make it through those ten more days. With scurvy. No big deal. Who hasn’t lived with scurvy before? If he thinks real hard about it, he’s just a pirate, at the end of the day. A space pirate. A space pirate who pillaged another planet for their resources and has now got scurvy as a form of divine retribution for crimes against Taumoeba (eating it) and Astrophage (getting Taumoeba to eat it.)
He’s Jack Sparrow. What the hey, sure.
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Or: Ryland Grace, and The Brush With Scurvy.
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24 Apr 2026

