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Is that the kind of person Robby thinks he is? Someone who would cheat? It’s strangely hurtful. If Robby had reached out and punched him in the ribs it might’ve been less painful than the ache he feels in his chest right now. Thou shalt not commit adultery. He doesn’t think you need to be Christian to know that’s one of the big ones. Not that Dennis is so religious anymore, but– he’s a good person. He likes to think he is, anyway.
Dennis stares at Robby, swaying lightly, and says, “Wait you– what, you think I’m dating Amy and sleeping with you?”
The day before Robby's sabbatical, he and Dennis have a misunderstanding.
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r/AITA for not wanting to clean the BASEMENT? by SaturdayNightFrights
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Danny Phantom
18 Jan 2026
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Danny doesn’t have many people to turn to about the minor issues in his life. So he does what any normal teenager in today’s time does: makes a post on Reddit.
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19 Dec 2025
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Waiting on chapter 24
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Building Healthy Relationships: A Guide by Hal Jordan by frozenpotions
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2024
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Hal makes a dumb bet and sees something he's not supposed to. This somehow leads to him becoming Bruce and Clark's unofficial relationship counselor.
He probably wouldn't mind it so much if he weren't slowly but surely falling in love with both of them.
For Superbat Week 2024. Day 7: Free Day!!!
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Clark struggles with something his Ma might call jealousy after walking in on Bruce and Hal together after a mission. Instead of letting Clark's feelings ruin the Justice League's hard-won team cohesion, Bruce suggests an alternative arrangement: sleep together once, work the tension between them out of their systems, and then go back to normal afterward.
The problem with that plan? It's not just casual, and neither of them can ever go back to normal once it's all said and done.
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Don't Hold Your Breath by frozenpotions
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman (Comics), Batman (Comics)
13 Aug 2025
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“Hey, Bruce,” he said tentatively. “You have a lot of casual sex, right?”
Bruce raised one delicate eyebrow. “Mr. Kent,” he said slowly, amusement curling around the words, “are you calling me easy?”
(or: Not quite fresh out of a divorce, Clark attempts to have a hot girl summer. It goes well until it doesn't.)
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A Sense of Identity by DaaroMoltor
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Nov 2016
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It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.Bruce was less than impressed.
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scramble by IHadHimOnTheRopes (CarterReid), rory_gone_mattie (rosetinteddays)
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Dec 2019
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The words on his skin were his everything. After everything he'd seen, done and been through, they were a reminder that Bruce Wayne still existed. That somewhere there was a person who would love him despite the coldness in his chest and the scars that roped their way across his skin. A reminder that he wasn't alone - that he wasn't destined to live forever in the shadows, silent and isolated. That somewhere out there was the other half of his soul.
He just wasn't expecting the other half of his soul to be an alien.
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- Part 1 of Þessa heims ok annars
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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am by Mardiaz173
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 Aug 2021
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It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive.
And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.
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Gotham is Burning. by bluemoonharvest
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
20 Aug 2025
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"Were you aware that LuthorCorp was using Wayne technology in their illegal weapons programs?"
For the first time, Bruce looked genuinely surprised. "Those contracts were terminated."
"When? Before or after Luthor's crimes became public?"
Bruce was quiet for a long moment, his fingers drumming against the arm of his chair. "I'd have to check with our legal department about the specific timeline."
"So you don't know?"
Bruce was silent.
Gotham's drowning, Batman's bleeding, and a nosy reporter won't stop asking why.
Three years after the flood, a rot festers, born from the stragglers of Riddler's movement.
The Sons of Gotham, neo-Nazis with mysteriously deep pockets, rise from the grime. Bruce bleeds for a city that keeps sinking.
Enter Clark Kent: infuriatingly earnest, maddeningly handsome, and asking questions Bruce can't answer.
When threats grow too big for one city, Batman reluctantly teams up with Superman. Saving Gotham wasn't hard.
Letting someone help? Letting someone in? Easier said than done.
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After breaking into Titan Tower, Jason realizes that leaving a bunch of teen superheroes to fend for themselves is a bad idea. He decides to take over, as a rather unique form of "fuck you" to Batman.
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So so so good must reread at some point
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On the night of September third, 1999, Jason Thomas Wayne disappeared from Gotham Memorial Hospital. Born prematurely just two weeks ago on August sixteenth, the baby had been staying in the NICU until stable enough to go home with his father, billionaire Bruce Wayne. Reports say that it was most likely an inside job, as there was no evidence of tampering with security or personnel. So far there have been few leads into the disappearance, but police have detained a paramedic under allegations of aiding and abetting. Security cameras show him entering and exiting the NICU within the time frame Jason Wayne went missing. So far the police have not released a statement on the matter.
Jason Thomas Wayne was stolen from his crib at two weeks old by a money hungry Willis Todd, who intended to keep the kid until he would "find him" and return him for a reward later. Although, things don't always go to plan...
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love, nevertheless by Anonymous
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
04 Feb 2022
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In which Clark Kent, who doesn’t have a soulmate, falls in love with Bruce Wayne, who very famously does.
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I've Got a Date! by April_Blooms
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Superman: The Animated Series, Superman/Batman (Comics), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, DCU (Comics), DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), DC Extended Universe
27 Jun 2024
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It's tonight. The big night. Clark is finally going to tell Bruce he's Superman and take their relationship to the next level. Absolutely nothing can ruin this. Not even Batman and his call for backup.
The Bat can wait. Clark's got a date.
It's tonight. The big night. Bruce is going to convince Clark he's serious about their relationship and finally go public. Nothing can stop him from sweeping Clark off his feet, not even an unexpected reconnaissance mission that needs to be done.
Superman can handle it. Bruce's got a date.
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Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne fucked last night.
Batman and Superman just met.
Those two things are, unfortunately, related.
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Five Times Bruce Wayne Flirted With Clark Kent (And One Time Clark Flirted Back) by Mild and Hammered (pillage_and_lute)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
24 Jun 2024
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(What the title says)
Bruce Wayne knows how to be Brucie as easily as breathing, and flirting with the hot reporter goes right with that. Clark's much too cute when he blushes for his own good, and of course, he's so shy, he'd never flirt back...right?
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let’s give ‘em something to talk about by butchyaoi for ZeroMonster
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Feb 2025
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Everyone in the Justice League knows Superman and Batman are married, but then Superman is seen kissing Bruce Wayne. Bruce thinks he's funny. He's not.
(Okay, he kind of is.)
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The Ghost King and The Firecracker by Hollow_Grave
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU
13 Jan 2025
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Ectoplasm was a necessity for every ghost, as Danny had come to find out. He had just sat down for lunch, lifting the ectoplasm infused sandwich to his mouth for a bite.
That's when he noticed it.
Or rather, that's when he -felt- it.
Someone stepped into the cafe, and their presence...
Ancients, they were starving.
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Or: Ghost King Danny stumbles on a man with a starving proto-core of sorts. With halfa's like him being so few and far between, it was his solemn duty to help this poor guy out, right?Jason has no idea what's going on, but if this stranger can keep the pit away like he promises, then Jason's willing to do just about anything. Even if that 'anything' is dinner every other night.
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- Part 1 of DC X DP Crossovers
- Part 1 of King And Knight
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Black Magic by DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
23 Sep 2023
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Jason Todd is the unlucky recipient of one letter from Gringotts, concerning a will reading. Things spiral.
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Jason had turned up at the Tower intent on leaving his replacement beaten and bloody and defeated in his own base. Call it a gift for Bruce to find later.
Except Jason’s plans had gone to shit.
Because Bruce was already there.
Or: Jason arrives at the Tower to find Batman and Robin in the middle of a shouting match. There’s not much he can do but watch (Titans Tower AU).
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Things My Heart Used to Know by poisonivory
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman (Comics), Green Arrow (Comics)
14 Sep 2020
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Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne's beloved adopted son, was kidnapped when he was fifteen. He was never found.
Six years later, Roy Harper runs across a very familiar face, three thousand miles from Gotham. "Jay" has no last name, no memory, and no reason to believe he's a potential heir to Gotham's largest fortune. But with Bruce Wayne offering a five million dollar reward to anyone who can bring his son home, Roy and Jay figure it might be worth teaming up to claim the money, even if Jay is only a fraud.
Of course, if he's not a fraud, then things have just gotten a lot more complicated...
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- Part 1 of Things My Heart Used to Know