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Damian Wayne's Complete and Absolute Guide to Starting Over by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Aug 2025
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To save the world from utter destruction, a person's memory was required. Not their memories, but everyone else's memories of them. They would be fundamentally erased from existence. Like they were never even there at all.
The moment Superman told them that, his face sunken and his eyes hollow, Damian knew it had to be him.
Or:
Damian Wayne is forgotten by the entire world. "Starting over" is more painful then he imagined.
[A guide with a... questionable success rate]
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- Part 1 of Damian Wayne Fanfics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 145,308
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3,951
- Kudos:
- 7,399
- Bookmarks:
- 1,658
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- 189,355
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06 Dec 2025
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But what was most concerning was that more than half of the drawings were of Draco Malfoy.
Malfoy, asleep on Parkinson’s shoulder on a couch in the Eighth-Year common room. Malfoy, mid-conversation with Zabini at the Slytherin table in the Great Hall. Malfoy, soaring through the air in the middle of a quidditch match. Malfoy, seemingly being told off by Madam Rosmerta at the Three Broomsticks. Malfoy, working alone at a desk in the library. Malfoy, half asleep in History of Magic. Malfoy, reading in his bed in this very dorm room. Malfoy, Malfoy, Malfoy.
Bewildered, Harry said lowly, “What is all this?”Or, Harry finds that someone has been obsessively drawing pictures of Malfoy and he has no clue who it could be. Or does he?
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- Part 1 of The Lightning System
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27 Oct 2025
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The Guardian Oath was more than a promise to protect children.
It was a marriage oath.
The marriage may have been strained lately, with none the wiser for it, but the past weekend and a new husband were just the thing to bring all the problems to light.
Too bad said 'new husband' has no idea he just got married.
Now, with spiritual politics, threats to the children, and an oblivious husband to woo, the Guardians have their hands full like never before.
"Happily Ever After" wasn't supposed to be this hard.
(Or, the one where the Guardians are married and everyone forgot to tell Jack.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 162,072
- Chapters:
- 60/60
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,683
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- 2,607
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- 658
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- 63,743
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21 Sep 2025
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Jack has been around for a long time, and seen plenty of wars. Some are searing, full of blood and violence. Others are cold, quiet rivalries, like the one he wages with Bunnymund.
"It's Easter Sunday, 1968, and in his anger, Jack forgets not to make blizzards."
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19 Sep 2025
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The Threads of our Pasts, The Weave of our Futures by Tiz
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Jan 2025
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In the aftermath of Sinsmas, Blitzø, Stolas, Octavia and the rest of the gang need to deal with their past and present to try to create a future together.
Features, among Other Things:
- Via dealing with the reality of her mother's abuse of her dad and what happens when he isn't around to soften the blows
- Stolas coming to term with the reality of The Arrangement
- Blitzø being a self sacrificing idiot
- Loona being great and also Done with This Shit---
The story deals with dark themes, and while I promise a happy ending, it is a rough ride. Reader, be aware!- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 103,433
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Comments:
- 1,216
- Kudos:
- 857
- Bookmarks:
- 165
- Hits:
- 26,403
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07 Aug 2025
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,929
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 801
- Kudos:
- 3,922
- Bookmarks:
- 1,269
- Hits:
- 64,458
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28 Jul 2025
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Lucifer Morningstar's Guide to Wooing the Radio Demon in (???) Easy Steps by Coppercrow
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Apr 2024
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 166
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24 Jul 2025
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“So, Rosie.” Alastor straightened himself in his seat, taking his teacup and indulging in a sip. “Now that you’ve heard the tale, I come to you for advice on what to do with our little serpentine king. Please, enlighten me: why is Lucifer Morningstar acting so strangely around me?”
Rosie took a deep breath and set her cup on its saucer. “How’s the tea, darling?” she asked, hands folded on her lap.
Alastor blinked once, then twice. “Why, it’s lovely, as per usual.”
Rosie smiled sweetly. “Good. Not too bitter?”
“Not at all.”
“And how’re the fingers, dear? They taste alright?”
“They’re simply delightful.”
“Is your chair nice and comfortable?”
“The comfiest.”
“You’re all relaxed?”
“I’ve never felt so at home.”
“Lucifer is in love with you.”
Alastor spat out the tea he’d been drinking, which was quickly followed by a round of coughing so harsh you would think he was actively dying.
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Alastor has a chat with Rosie regarding Lucifer’s odd behavior.
Rosie finds it all quite amusing.
Alastor does not.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,699
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 287
- Kudos:
- 2,004
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- 476
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- 24,730
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21 Jul 2025
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Alastor's been in something of a slump. He's in a job he theoretically loves working under a man he hates, his only real friendship is with a woman who doesn't really know him and who he doesn't want to know him, and he hasn't found it in himself to kill anyone in over a year.
Then, one Wednesday, a new man and his daughter blow into town, and Alastor's life will never be the same again.
He hopes.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 116,147
- Chapters:
- 21/23
- Comments:
- 1,572
- Kudos:
- 3,160
- Bookmarks:
- 788
- Hits:
- 90,785
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06 Jul 2025
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I'm fine, just swell, so totally well! by writeflightdoingalright
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Nov 2024
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In which Lucifer becomes touch-averse, communicates this with absolutely no one, and Alastor is the only one who notices.
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26 Jun 2025
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Everyone wanted to work with the Lord of Screens. People have begged, pushed, shoved, even bit just to get a slight glance from his non-existent eyes. You just so happened to be one of those people once. So when a job offer opened up in his studio, you took it without a second thought. The more time you spent working under Mr. (Ant) Tenna, the more you realized that it wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
Especially when he had a spontaneous, extremely random movie idea that starred himself and someone else. Nobody else wanting to take that role left you to fill in. It couldn’t be that bad, could it?Bookmarked by lead_pipe
14 Jun 2025
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A fall from such height did a mighty blow to his TV, and not without consequence. A good third of his vision was gone, replaced instead with a numbing static that shot jolts of pain through his body at every attempt to move around.
Susie and Ralsei return for Tenna, who received near-fatal damage, after their encounter with the Knight.
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12 Jun 2025
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After another late shift, you become witness to one of your boss's state-of-the-art emotional breakdowns, and decide to do something about it.
Or: You touch that dial.
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- Part 1 of I LOVE TV
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,990
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 327
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- 3,129
- Bookmarks:
- 285
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- 32,338
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11 Jun 2025
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teenage nightmares commit atrocities by forever_wandering
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Apr 2023
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“Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”
“Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”
“Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”
Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.
“I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”
Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 107,063
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,472
- Kudos:
- 8,528
- Bookmarks:
- 1,824
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- 158,730
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03 Jun 2025
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They've been together for a while now, but Error just can't help but worry his phobia would eventually get in the way of things.
AKA: The Stars are trying to have a good movie night, but Ink needs to make sure his Dumb BF knows he's being Dumb.
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16 May 2025