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NOW IT IS TIME FOR QUESTIONS FROM OUR LISTENERS. TODAY WE HAVE A QUESTION FROM BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS. OH, IT’S A QUESTION FOR THE ANGEL.
Crowley’s hands clenched on the steering wheel.
BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS, WRITES, “CROWLEY IS A CRAVEN TRAITOR SO WE UNDERSTAND WHY HE ASSOCIATES WITH AN ANGEL. BUT WHAT’S IN IT FOR THE ANGEL? WHAT IS HE GETTING OUT OF THIS?”
“That’s a good question,” said Aziraphale.
Crowley glared at him. “No, it isn’t.”
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Cut off from access to Earth, the hosts of Hell find other ways to torment Crowley. Aziraphale provides a refuge.
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07 May 2026
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the keenest pleasures by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Sep 2025
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Athens, Ancient Greece, 430 BC.
An unknown pathogen that would be known as The Plague of Athens has been ravaging the ancient Greek city, killing thousands and thousands with no end in sight. Just outside the walls surrounding the devastation, a guilt-wracked angel and a raging, despairing demon seek refuge from a violent downpour and the stench of death in an old, abandoned dwelling.
And under the heaviness of what's happening just outside the hut and the relentlessly pressing weight of their forbidden desire for the other, they crumble.
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21 Apr 2026
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Comfort Me with Apples: For I Am Sick of Love by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2024
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"You know what this is?" he asks, somehow doubtful and hopeful at the same time.
"Course I do! You're just a little randy. Quick spot of onanism will fix you right up," he says with what is possibly too much confidence for someone who's never directly experienced either thing, but Aziraphale seems like he needs to borrow a whole heap of confidence at the moment.
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A pair of ineffable, Eden-era turbo virgins get exposed to sex pollen.
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30 May 2025
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Aziraphale loves because he's an angel and wants more because he's Aziraphale.
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picture this: an angel and a demon (though it doesn't matter much, nowadays) move in together and assume many things about one another. This is how it goes.
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01 May 2025
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“Would a more kinaesthetic approach suffice, then?”
“A-are you suggesting grabbing my arse?”
“I’m suggesting, that since this seems to be a topic of great interest to you, Snow, I can charitably offer you a lesson in the basics.”
Snow unleashes an agitated groan. Merlin, I don’t know how the boy can manage to keep up such a froth for so long. (Though I’ve somehow managed to keep up an erection for this long, so I’m not one to speak on the matter of indecorous stamina.)
“You’ve never offered to tutor me in anything before!” he yammers.
“Precisely.” I curl my lip at him. “So don’t expect me to ever be so generous with my offers of elucidation ever again.”
Baz gets caught with a dildo up his arse, which results in an awkward conversation about the benefits of anal stimulation.
Simon is admittedly curious, and, well, so long as it's something straight blokes can enjoy too, there's no reason not to let Baz show him the ropes...right?- Language:
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10 Mar 2025
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we shall have the world forever for our own by quitequaintrelle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2024
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Your new beginning starts here! Lying wholly within the South Downs National Park, the village of Wood’s Bottom is your destination for an idyllic retirement. This quaint hamlet is a short five miles away from the seaside resort of Brighton, with its vibrant array of shopping, culture, and leisure attractions. Boasting stunning landscape views, entirely average weather conditions, welcoming neighbours, and intimate rural charm, Wood’s Bottom is your opportunity to live the exceptionally normal and relaxing lifestyle you’ve always dreamed of.
Aziraphale and Crowley have finally found their forever home after successfully ensuring there is still a “forever” to share. Surely they will integrate perfectly well amongst their new neighbours. Surely.
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07 Dec 2024
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Must he spell it out for him? “You could…” Aziraphale looks him up and down, then cocks his head towards the poncy fellow up on the balcony, raising his brows pointedly. “You know.”
Possess him? Crowley frowns and asks, “You think so?”
Aziraphale nods, eyes wide. The visual alone has instantly vaporized any alcohol content in his body.
“I—well.” Crowley considers it, then winces. “I haven’t actually poked inside someone since… oh, gotta be 71, I think. Antoine Gay. Bollocksed that one up.”
Aziraphale blinks, taken aback. In his (admittedly frequent) imaginings of Crowley in bed, he never envisioned him as the ‘poker’, necessarily. He seemed like he’d much rather enjoy getting poked instead. Repeatedly. Passionately. Perhaps up against an opulent pillar.
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27 Oct 2024
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Intermezzo by FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Aug 2022
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Music critic Aziraphale Fell is trying to break into the world of television, when he is signed to make a documentary about former-rockstar-turned-composer Anthony Crowley. It’s been eleven years since Aziraphale’s disastrous review of Crowley’s debut opera nipped his classical music career in the bud. He can only hope that Crowley will get over his admittedly justified grudge to make the TV show a success.
A classical music sex comedy. Yes, really.
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24 Oct 2024
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“Your wings,” Crowley hisses in an acute sense of impropriety, feeling a bit like a teenage boy seeing his first womanly ankle. “They’re—they’re out!”
“Nothing gets past you,” says Aziraphale.
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It's summertime in Regency England. Aziraphale has his wings out for a celestial performance of Hymen in Shakespeare's As You Like It, and Crowley—well. As always, he's there to do whatever Aziraphale likes.
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26 Sep 2024
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FANDOM AU! • Crowley is a BNF fic writer, and Aziraphale is a lurking artist who might be just a little parasocially in love with him. How they ever became friends is beyond him, but here they are: One month out from Prophet Con, and Crowley is asking him to be his boyfriend. Just for the weekend, of course.
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29 Aug 2024
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phersu: meaning 'mask,’ ‘masked man,’ or ‘actor.’
Just under two thousand years ago, long before Crowley and Aziraphale raised the believed-Antichrist together, Aziraphale is tasked to influence a young boy toward good: the future Emperor Nero. Crowley can’t help but linger and do some influencing of his own.
Available in русский язык!
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23 Aug 2024
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“You look terrible, by the way. Wow, you are not okay. Well, lucky you, I know, it’s been a while, but I am here to help. Sorry it took so long. We were a little distracted, but eventually, Bee and I concluded that maybe, slightly, we, and especially I, kind of owed you one.”
In which Gabriel conveniently happens to have a low-power time travel device lying around, generously decides to donate it to Aziraphale so Aziraphale can use it to thwart the next apocalypse, and Aziraphale immediately uses it instead to try to fix That Conversation. Surely with enough chances, he can get it right?
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22 Jul 2024
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Buy a Statue About It by Anonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jun 2020
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Crowley finds that he quite enjoys scrapping with the angel. Aziraphale finds that he enjoys the demon's enjoyment. Their head offices would not approve.
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30 May 2024
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Aziraphale likes trains (riding them). Crowley also likes trains (disrupting their schedules to cause human misery). When they run into each other on assignments in the northeastern United States, it only makes sense to travel together.
Except for the fact that someone just set into motion an awful lot of Amtrak delays…
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21 May 2024
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When Crowley had snaked himself across the bar top, half purring, half snarling for Aziraphale to live a little, this wasn’t exactly what he meant by it. Not exclusively, anyway. If there was a list of possibilities, it may have been on there somewhere; scrawled as a hasty afterthought, perhaps under a subheading of Things That Would Surely Never Actually Happen.
But the sight of Aziraphale lying naked and debauched in the middle of his black satin sheets was not something he was about to hesitate over.
(If there was a second list, one surreptitiously scribbled on a napkin in the dark corner of a crowded bar, it would be titled Things Crowley Had No Right To Crave As Much As He Did, and it would start and end with this single bullet point)
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15 May 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley part ways, but not for long. Not when the Second Coming is at hand.
Don't worry. They're not at all competent, still.
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10 May 2024
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Crowley has a passing familiarity with various forms of sin. Aziraphale has opinions.
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balnea vina Venus
corrumpunt corpora nostra…
sed vitam faciunt balnea vina Venus"Baths, wine, and the acts of Venus corrupt our bodies… but baths, wine, and the acts of Venus make life worth living."
— epitaph of Tiberius Claudius Secundus
DELIGHTED AND FLATTERED to have this lovely cover created by the amazing ineffableclassics.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Romans
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19 Apr 2024
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"Fabulous. I'm not nervous."
"I... I didn't ask. Now I think you're nervous."
"I just told you I'm not."
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- Part 1 of Relations for Beginners
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29 Jan 2024
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Tether by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2023
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Aziraphale, Supreme Archangel of the Heavenly Host, is just minding his own business. Really. It's not like he's trying to get summoned to Earth during highly important archangelic duties. And Crowley's not trying to summon him, he swears, but somehow it still keeps happening...
Now, if they could only figure out why?
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23 Jan 2024
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A bookshop is not a business by anactoriatalksback
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2019
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In which Aziraphale has no intention of selling books to anyone at all, let alone this infuriatingly persistent customer. No matter how nice his cheekbones are...
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17 Jan 2024