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Richie has decided that mid January is obviously the best time for a day trip to the seaside, so naturally Eddie and his hipflask go too.
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Vyv and Rick's argument gets in the way of the important house meeting, deciding who can take the mysteriously-appeared five pound note for themselves. Neil gets branded a perv unjustly, and Mike continues to be cool.
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Del isn't exactly known for keeping secrets. Or not sharing gossip the second he hears of it. He might as well be a hairdresser or a priest with all the confessions he hears, at least in Rodney's opinion.
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- Part 4 of OFAH fics
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The house is freezing and Rick is bored, so he thinks back to their fun-filled New Year's Eve firework display...with not a real firework in sight. And then Vyvyan amps the energy up a notch which isn't that surprising.
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A busy Saturday morning at the market is hardly on Rodney's weekend agenda. Not that this matters, he's there anyway, like it or not.
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- Part 3 of OFAH fics
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Mainly pre-canon short fics, following the canon ages from Rock & Chips. Doesn't have to be read in order, they're all standalone plots
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Short fic collection, with plots focussing on the annoyances of Vlad Dracula's vampire unlife
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Rick mumbles in his sleep, frowning. Witnessed by nobody, Vyvyan touches him, awkwardly, fingers cupped over the shell of his ear. He strokes Rick's temple with his thumb and for one fearful knife-stab of a moment thinks the bastard might actually wake up. He imagines Rick's eyes opening, catching Vyvyan in the act of - of what?
Christ, he never should've shagged him.
In which Vyvyan and Rick are no longer virgins, and a visit from Rick's parents looms.
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23 Jan 2026
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“Benoit!” Phillip called from the doorway. “There’s someone here to see you.”
”Who is it?”
”A father by the looks of it.”
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- Part 34 of Movie and TV fics
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31 Dec 2025
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It's the 15th of December, and Richie is ready to get into the Christmas spirit. However, Eddie can't seem to stop getting in the way of Richie's plan to throw the greatest Christmas party ever.
Written for day 15 of @completebastardsweek's 12 Scumbags of Christmas event on Tumblr. What fun!
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15 Dec 2025
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Neither Rick nor Vyvyan are used to having nice family Christmases and just for once Rick wants to do the holiday right - all smiles and laughter and shining baubles and presents and mistletoe pinned over the door for a festive smooch. Vyvyan thinks the idea sounds horrible, worse than Rick's Cliff Richard record even, but putting up some mistletoe with that prick sure is a lot better than spending the holiday by yourself
For day 13 of the Twelve Scumbags of Christmas event
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14 Dec 2025
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"Rick," Mike says, slowly. "This chick of yours. She's not about your height, ginger, with a love of hamsters and bouts of psychopathic violence, is she?"
Rick feels like he missed a step going downstairs.
"What on earth are you implying?"
"He's implying that the chick is actually Vyvyan, Rick," Neil says, helpfully.
In which Rick and Vyvyan have a falling out, Neil moves into the fridge and Mike seizes a business opportunity.
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Bookmarked by ronan_comet
13 Dec 2025