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  1. Summary

    Short fic collection, with plots focussing on the annoyances of Vlad Dracula's vampire unlife

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  2. Summary

    Mainly pre-canon short fics, following the canon ages from Rock & Chips. Doesn't have to be read in order, they're all standalone plots

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Lister stops dead in his tracks, just inside the doorway to their sleeping quarters, a grin spreading across his face. He leans back against the door, arms crossed over his chest, and watches his bunkmate in silence for a moment, trying to process exactly what he’s seeing.

    “Oi,” he calls out, nodding towards Rimmer with a smirk, “training for the Bolshoi, are we?”

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    Rimmer wants to learn to fight. Lister offers to teach him.

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    18 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    When you think about the sea, you think of dolphins, sharks and whales. When you think of disasters at sea, you think of the Titanic. And when you think of disasters in space, you think of Red Dwarf.

    A hundred years after the mining freighter went missing, it still captures the imagination, conjuring up both horror and awe in equal measure, as laymen and scientists alike attempt to uncover what truly happened to the ship and its crew.

    This book will not, miraculously, solve the mystery. But, it'll do its best.

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    Aka, a mock non-fiction in-universe book about the disappearance of Red Dwarf from the POV of a descendant of the original crew.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    3
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    18 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    When Lister closes his eyes he's back in Liverpool, three million and twelve years ago, listening to records and smoking fags and dreaming about the day when it would be his voice playing on every station in the galaxy.

    The last note rings out, and in the silence someone speaks. Lister cannot believe it's him. "Can you teach me?"

    And, even more startling, when Rimmer says yes.

    After Lister finds a new guitar on a derelict ship, it's up to Arnold J. Rimmer to save the crew from utter insanity.

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    1/1
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    2
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    14 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Marwood's fretting over a letter. Withnail attempts to distract him.

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    07 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Language:
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    06 May 2026