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    How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?

    That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.

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    The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.

    Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse

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    12 May 2026

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    CHAPTER 9

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    The hand in his squeezed. “You’re okay,” April said, her voice wobbling dangerously. “We’re gonna be okay. I’ve got you. Can you tell me what you remember?”

    He blinked slowly, furrowing his brow. Swallowing was a struggle. His chest twinged. He felt embarrassed when he whispered, “I don’t…”

    “That’s okay,” she soothed. “I… I’m sorry for not being here sooner. The guys, they told me what was going on. They told me everything.”

    Donnie stared at her blankly, trying to piece together what she meant. Everything. What was everything supposed to mean?

    Oh.

    It slammed into him all at once. The large hand shattering his wrist, his head cracking against the floor, screaming as Leo ran his blade through his shoulder, Raph ripping through his shell like paper, dragging him back by the ankle, shattering his plastron, hands around his throat, squeezing, being dizzy and delirious and terrified and begging—

    They’d tried to kill him. They’d tried to kill him and she knew.

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    22 Feb 2025

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    UNREAD

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    When Raph is captured by some no-name hunters and strung up as bait for his brothers, rescue attempts are made. To varying degrees of success.

    Why couldn't his family just leave well enough alone? (2012 verse)

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    20 Feb 2025

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    “And you’re still a bleeding heart.” Astarion said it like an insult, with pity in his voice. “I would have thought your chosen line of work would have put a tourniquet to that.”

    “I’ve been up against worse than patriars before and kept my head straight and my aim true.”

    Astarion seemed to consider that. “I’ve witnessed just how true your aim is, so I would avoid bragging about it as such.” It surprised a laugh out of Wyll. For the briefest moment, something like satisfaction shown on Astarion’s face. “I never said I was lucky,” Wyll said in return.

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    One year after the fall of the Absolute, Wyll Ravengard walks into a bar and finds a lost friend.

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    29 Apr 2024

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    chapter 3

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    Even heroes get embarrassing crushes.

    It wouldn’t be so bad, if only everyone would stop weighing in.

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    16 Apr 2024