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- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (173)
- Marvel (80)
- The Old Guard (Movies 2020 2025) (31)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (26)
- Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid (15)
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Weird Questions for PWHL Players by Aether (writerproblem193), celli_pods, coffee_mage, crackfics_georg, deepestbluesky, FandomisOhana, foundbyjohndoe, LittleRedRobinHood, minnapods (minnabird), sundiallpods (fullsundiall), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), whimsicalmeerkat, with (dairaliz), xia_pods
Fandoms: Women's Hockey RPF
18 May 2026
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We've all heard the typical pregame and midgame interview with hockey players, and they get old pretty quickly. Here are some completely normal and not at all ominous suggestions for new questions to ask PWHL players.
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[Podfic] Saving Grace (by CptnBara) by AppleSapling, chroniclaconic, FaerieFey13, fallguy (Sparrow1M), Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), FlyingFalcon, Freekyflob, ShakespeareStoleMyURL, sisi_rambles, STRANGEWORMZ-READS (STRANGEWORMS), The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), Zverincus_insapiens (zverinca)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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Sometimes I'd forget
Rocky has been stranded, alone and light years away from home for 46 years. For a long time it seemed like nothing would ever change. But a new arrival in Tau Ceti system is about to alter the course of history; For Rocky, for Erid, and for another world far, far away.
Podfic of Saving Grace by CptnBara.
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[podfic] ARTS & CRAFTS WITH YOUR OTTAWA CENTAURS by celli_pods, chroniclaconic, MeggieJollysMultivoice (MeggieJolly), supermandypods (supermandy_markone), The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), with (be_brave13), with (dairaliz), xia_pods, YouAreAllKitties (YouAreAKitty)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 May 2026
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[Cut to downward front view of ROZANOV, who has pushed back the chair and put his feet up on the table as he grins conspiratorally. The crayons are still spread out all over the table. His drawing flaps lazily in one hand so the details are not easily visible.]
ROZANOV: I am the best artist here. Definitely. I was taught by the best master artists.
HARRIS [off screen, dryly]: A seven year old master?
OR: The Ottawa Centaurs attempt to make art for a social media challenge.
podfic length: 16:13
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[Podfic] Dreamer in the Dark by celli_pods, contributor-sky (deepestbluesky), KtInSunshine, peasina, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), sisi_rambles, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), with (poemreads), xia_pods
Fandoms: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Star Trek: The Next Generation
18 May 2026
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The Enterprise comes across the long-lost Earth ship Discovery One. Captain Picard convenes his officers to discuss what to do with her computer, HAL 9000.
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[Podfic] Perseverence by samalander by foundbyjohndoe, klb, the_abster (heart_in_paradise9393), vexbatch pods (vexbatch)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 May 2026
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When his mother comes to him in the summer after he wins his second Cup with a new partnership proposal from the fucking Sesame Workshop, Shane can't say yes fast enough
Podfic of Perseverence by samalander.
Recent series
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[MathTeam] Digits of Pi by AppleSapling, farken collabs (farkenshnoffingottom), farkenshnoffingottom, fifteen, horchatapods, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), xia_pods
Fandom Bend It Like Beckham (2002), Danny Phantom, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Merlin (TV), Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 May 2026
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A series where we record fics somehow related to a digit of pi. Works are otherwise unrelated
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- 189
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Hollanov vs. the Ottawa WAGs [PODFIC] by B13_MaybeThisTime, ChaosKiro, dairaliz, greedy_dancer, JanuariumPods (Januarium), Judysoranges, MelancholyMorningstar, Opalsong, Separate_Entity, sisi_rambles, synteis, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), with (ChaosKiro), with (dairaliz), xia pods (xianvar), xia_pods, YouAreAKitty, YouAreAllKitties (YouAreAKitty)
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 May 2026
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- 24
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[podfics of] pest family by Djapchan, fifteen, fifteen_mv (fifteen), Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish), horchatapods, HowOldAreWe, kbirb pods (kbirb), kittona multivoice pods (kittona), Literarion, MelancholyMorningstar, NotBatman52, Opalsong, quaetzalcoatl, Ravin_Pods (Ravin), read by (horchatapods), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), with (DevilWithABirdDress), with (Literarion), with (Tipsy_Kitty), with_CassieIngaben (CassieIngaben), with_Djapchan (Djapchan)
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
07 Jan 2024
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(podfic) the sum of its parts by ajcrowley2481, Amanita_Fierce, B13_MaybeThisTime, celli, celli_pods, ChaosKiro, cheesecake3, dairaliz, edible_chemistry, Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), foundbyjohndoe, Freekyflob, fullofhope137, greedy_dancer, HowOldAreWe, Januarium, jennisaisquoi, nonplussed podfics (nonplussed), semperfiona, sisi_rambles, sunlightsymphony, supermandypods (supermandy_markone), the_abster (heart_in_paradise9393), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), with (ChaosKiro), with (cheesecake3), with (dairaliz), with (DevilWithABirdDress), xia pods (xianvar), xia_pods
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Apr 2026
- Words:
- 87
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- 6
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the secret society of stick handlers [PODFIC] by Amanita_Fierce, AVoice (Meliager), blackglass, celli, celli_pods, ChaosKiro, contributor-sky (deepestbluesky), dairaliz, daisydiversions, deepestbluesky, Elany, Freekyflob, greedy_dancer, hullomoon, Judysoranges, MelancholyMorningstar, mistbornhero, nonplussed podfics (nonplussed), nony, Opalsong, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), sisi_rambles, sunlightsymphony, synteis_records (synteis), the_abster (heart_in_paradise9393), TheLittleMixter, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), with (ChaosKiro), with (dairaliz), wjgravity, xia pods (xianvar), xia_pods
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 May 2026
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- 142
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- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 35
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ART sent me an edited sound file from my drone. Curious, I played it, and listened to my voice saying my ship my ship my ship my ship.
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Bookmarked by vexbatch
08 May 2026
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PHENOMENAL ART/MB, get nasty (fuck up that drone) with BEAUTIFUL voice acting and effects for ART glitching out!! + A cute blooper
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Ilya Rozanov’s Guide to Boston by Chelsea
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Apr 2026
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Boston, Massachusetts. Founded 1630, by very boring people called Puritans. Revolutionary War happened, there was Tea Party, then a lot of boring history for next couple hundred years. Finally, great hockey legend Ilya Rozanov moved to Boston in 2010 and made the sleepiest city in America very fun and cool again. Here is what to do for fun if you are new to Boston or have visitor to show around.
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Ilya's definitive guide to where to eat, stay, and party in the city of champions, when you're a super fun pro athlete who definitely doesn't spend every day yearning for Shane Hollander.
Bookmarked by vexbatch
13 Apr 2026
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PHENOMENAL look at Boston through Ilya's eyes while longing for Shane, AUGH MY FEELINGS
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Val has hit rock bottom. He's lost his job, he's living at his mom's house, and his brain is slowly turning to sludge.
Unfortunately, it's about to get a lot worse.
Bookmarked by vexbatch
07 Apr 2026
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PLATONIC IDEAL OF A PODFIC
so so so fucking funny, especially in ch 4 with the crossfaded val
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Max stands, pacing again, and says, “I mean, what do I do? I can’t tell them I know now. It’s way too late for that.”
“It’s really okay,” Troy says far too optimistically. “It’s not that big of a deal.”
“Yeah, you can say that because you're not the one who heard Ilya tell Shane he misses his slutty little mouth."
Or: The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that.
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Bookmarked by vexbatch
06 Apr 2026
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Baby Ottawa hockey player speaks Russian and ilya doesn't know. Embarrassment ensues followed by the SWEETEST get together with the rook's bf
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Marian Kasel @MarianKaselESPN
Asked about facing a divided #Metros team tomorrow, Boston #Raiders Captain Ilya Rozanov says, "We don't need it, but if they want to give us [an] advantage..."> Marian Kasel @MarianKaselESPN
"Of course, Hollander's weak backhand is all the advantage we need. Maybe Pike finally pointed that out to him," Rozanov adds tongue-in-cheek. "It is true, but also [an] insult from Montreal's 15th best player."Or: Shane Hollander and Hayden Pike appear to be fighting. While the internet tries to figure out what might have happened there, Rozanov has a theory of his own – one that makes the looming Metros-Raiders match-up even more competitive.
Series
- Part 1 of The Saga of the Weak Backhand
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Bookmarked by vexbatch
31 Mar 2026
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Socmed, Ilya's joke about the weak backhand but make it public
Tweets about games
Fucking dying of laughter