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A Helluva Boss Parody made by: Metalking98
After his date goes horribly wrong, Stolas sings a song about wanting Blitzo to notice him and Stella, his wife, make things worse right after he finished singing.
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prompt 4: kiss it better
blitz had a hunch that this job wasn't gonna be one of the easier ones. he knew tnat from just looking at the fucker who paid him in double.
what he didn't know is that apparently time could go way too fast, for he blinked and now he's bleeding out on his conference table.
thank fuck his boyfriend is a prince.
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- Part 4 of stolitz week 2023
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Crack scenarios featuring the casts of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss interacting in various slapstick shenanigans.
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After what happened at the circus with Blitzo trying to talk to Fizz and Barbie Cash gets pissed off and sends him to Earth hoping to never see him again with a young Bruce Wayne just starting as Batman finds him and takes him in only for a death to occur which causes the imp to leave his new home.
Years later Blitzø gets a hit to kill Joker and after all the shit he's been through decides to finally come home and introduce his adoptive father to his employees and also granddaughter while also trying to hide the fact that he's a hit man and is here to kill Joker.
Everyone also realizes that they are shitty at communication
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This was it, he thought as he watched the other ship approach closer, this was finally his chance at escape from a suffocating life. This was his chance to set his daughter on a different path than his own.He ran into the chambers and had to hug Octavia who was now dressed in muted colours.
“Dad, what—“ she pushed him away carefully as her father fussed over her hair and tied up the shoulder length raven locks into a low ponytail.
“You look lovely, Starfire. Listen, we’re going to be taken hostage in the next few minutes.”
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Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia had made peace with the path his strictly controlled and arranged life had taken. But when he is faced with the same being threatened onto his daughter, he decides to take some drastic measures to get her out of that situation. He might also be in need of some thrill of his own. He is just wholly unprepared for so much of it.
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Lucifer's Guide to Learning New Skills (No Liability Assumed!) by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 Mar 2025
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The learning curve is steep when you live in hell and try to change your ways for the better.
So steep, it can be scary and nauseating. Better hold on tight to one another and take one step after another.Series will have Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss crossovers and Stolitz and Appleradio as the main pairings.
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Love them. Lucifer's commanding kinglyness is like a equal on the ocean. It comes on suddenly and fast and is remarkably powerful. There's nothing to be done to stop it because he's the king of hell. Which is not to say it's a bad thing he just reveals he's a literal force of nature sometimes which is awesome.
Blizø and Lucifer friendship has given me a kick I imagine will be rather hard to find.
Angel and lucifer friendship is wonderful.
Love the sins as as always.
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Blitzø has a meeting with his astronomy professor after blowing off his class for weeks and failing all the tests. But in his defense, he would have shown up to the class if anyone had told him the professor was HOT
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So in character
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“We are all going on a date right this second to sort out whatever fucking tension is going on between us, then we are going to have a long-”
“Absolutely not.”
He continues talking, undisturbed by Blitzo's harsh rejection, who raises a brow in irritation at being ignored, lips pulled in a frown.
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They all go on a date, that's it. That is the fic.
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- Part 2 of Helluva foursome
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Blitz is given to a Goetia woman when he is a young child for reasons no one really understands. He is adopted and treated as one of the family by this woman and her son; a young Goetia named Stolas. He is raised as a Goetia, though trained to be a bodyguard and protector. The heir and the spare.
Years later, their mother is killed in a fire- in a horrific circus visit gone wrong, where two young boys decide smoking in a barn is a brilliant idea and nearly kill themselves as well.
Blitz is still an imp, and now one crushed by guilt and badly injured. The kids navigate growing up together, falling in love, marriage, poly ships, and social hierarchy; all while someone has started making attempts on Stolas's life- and trying to get Blitz to turn his back on the people he has come to love.
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Millie and Moxxie as Stella and Stolas's personal servants
Loona as a bodyguard
Fizz as the Unexpected and Barely Remembered Brother and Best Friend
Striker as Striker
Dragonform! BlitzAnd much more!
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“Hey, Stols? Want a drink? Want me to see if they have some fancy cocktail—“
“He’s on medication, idiot.”
Stolas flinched as the other side of the table turned their heads to him in sync for a second and then went back to looking at their phones and gossiping about the latest scandal in the entertainment world.
Blitz loved Loona, he really did, but she was too straightforward and for good fucking reason, because Blitz was apparently too dumb to have remembered that piece of information before bringing the bird to a fucking bar.
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The implied/referenced alcoholism is really very much implied.
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- Part 4 of Post-Sinsmas conversations
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Just a bunch of Stolitz one shots. No particular order.
I will be adding more one shots as they get posted.
Thank you for reading!!
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In Memory of What We Used to Call in Love by Karla24WinTaeBear
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Dec 2025
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“What is this?” Stolas asked as his eyes dipped to the cheap bouquet clutched in the assassin’s claws at his side. “Blitzø? What’s going on?”
It was as if Blitzø’s brain-to-mouth connection stopped functioning, and suddenly he was spilling his guts like a pathetic cheating bitch.
“I fucked Fizz,” Blitzø said, expression dead. His claw twitched, as if trying to hand over the measly peace offering. “Sorry.”
Stolas’ pupils shook inside his widened ruby reds. “Oh.”
or the fic where Blitzø fucks it all up.
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Helluva Afterlife by Hollianna
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Disgaea (Video Games)
13 Dec 2025
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Armageddon is fast approaching as the fragile truce between Heaven and Hell begins to break. At the same time, various characters from all walks of life (alive or undead) find themselves defying the destinies they once thought was set in stone, leading to unexpected alliances, rivalries, romances, and moments of introspection as two worlds in one — tough-as-nails I.M.P and quirky Hazbin Hotel — embark on an endless journey of defiance amidst the chaos of a rapidly-changing afterlife. Just because one is dead, doesn't mean their story is over. And just because you're a demon, doesn't make you automatically evil.
(In other words, the biggest What-If Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel crossover fanfic you'll find anywhere!)
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Stella died during childbirth and Stolas is now a single father. He just wants a good life for his daughter. Blitz meets Stolas again by chance while working at LooLoo Land. When Stolas offers him a job working as a bodyguard Blitz jumped at the opportunity. Soon the two start to fall for each other.
*Edited version of a fic I posted before. It's slightly different but mostly the same. Will post about 4 chapters at a time until the whole fic is redone* Now with new ending!
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Done
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Stolas is a powerful senator who’s spent years keeping his life under control. But when he starts an affair with Blitz, a reckless assassin, everything he’s worked so hard to protect starts to crack. Now, with secrets piling up and a love that could ruin them both, Stolas has to figure out how far he’s willing to go before it all falls apart. Power, lies, and a romance that’s anything but simple.
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AU-Human: A politician Stolas, an assassin Blitz, a fling without a title, and a whole lot of secrets and miscommunications. What could possibly go wrong?
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How to Improve your Communication Skills in 12 Easy Steps by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Nov 2024
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Charlie wants to raise funds and gather supporters for the rebuilt Hazbin Hotel and what better way to do that than a fancy party for the high society of hell?
Lucifer would be a lot more excited about the night if it wasn't for his promise to play nice with the radio demon despite Alastor’s obvious attempts to drive him crazy. Add to that his complicated relationship with the Sins and his unresolved conflict with Angel Dust and he is in for a long night.
Blitz and Stolas, meanwhile, are finally giving this relationship a real chance. Doesn't mean Blitz is ready to get introduced as the significant other of an Ars Goetia in front of a bunch of high ranking demons and sinners. But since Stella is still trying to kill Stolas, Blitz has the perfect excuse to attend the party as the hired bodyguard. Now they just have to keep their hands to themselves long enough to not blow their cover. Should be easy with these two, right?
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Dancing and flirting and murder, oh my.
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How to Improve your Communication Skills in 12 Easy Steps by Acewithapaintbrush
Part 2 of Lucifer's Guide to Learning New Skills (No Liability Assumed!)Series Information:
ID: 4262317
Words: 84,016 | Works: 3 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 103
Description:The learning curve is steep when you live in hell and try to change your ways for the better.
So steep, it can be scary and nauseating. Better hold on tight to one another and take one step after another.Series will have Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss crossovers and Stolitz and Appleradio as the main pairings.
Completed: 2024-11-14
Work ID: 57616636Relationship Tags:
• Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
• Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
• Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
• Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie
• Asmodeus | Ozzie/Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)
• Charlie Magne | Morningstar & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
• Angel Dust & Lucifer Magne | MorningstarWork Summary:
Charlie wants to raise funds and gather supporters for the rebuilt Hazbin Hotel and what better way to do that than a fancy party for the high society of hell?
Lucifer would be a lot more excited about the night if it wasn't for his promise to play nice with the radio demon despite Alastor’s obvious attempts to drive him crazy. Add to that his complicated relationship with the Sins and his unresolved conflict with Angel Dust and he is in for a long night.
Blitz and Stolas, meanwhile, are finally giving this relationship a real chance. Doesn't mean Blitz is ready to get introduced as the significant other of an Ars Goetia in front of a bunch of high ranking demons and sinners. But since Stella is still trying to kill Stolas, Blitz has the perfect excuse to attend the party as the hired bodyguard. Now they just have to keep their hands to themselves long enough to not blow their cover. Should be easy with these two, right?
Or
Dancing and flirting and murder, oh my.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2025/12/02
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Princess over masterminds by D_rissing, nightmaster000
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Dec 2024
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During episode 11 of season 2 of Helluva boss.
Blitz execution is interrupted not by Stolas, but by Charlie.
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- Part 56 of D_rissing and nightmaster000 collabs
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Blitz is killing humans left and right, but he wasn't hired by anyone to do so. So why is he doing it?
SPOILER ALERT: It involves commission artists
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Stolas didn't marry Stella. Instead he chose exile with Blitzø, the demon he's loved since he was eleven years old.
This is the story of their first year of marriage.
Sequel to "My Best Friend's Stupid Fucking Arranged Marriage." You don't HAVE to read it to read this, but it's a one-shot so you totally should.
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- Part 2 of Choose Me
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