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    Quid Pro Quo, It's Only Fair by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    31 Jan 2026

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    In the wake of Vox's failed holy war, the Pride Ring recovers. The Overlords are quiet as mice, sinners are continuing with their lives, the Hazbin Hotel has more guests than ever and the Radio Demon's name is whispered in fear and awe once again. Only this time, it's not for the same reasons as before.

    Or: Hell witnessed Alastor break two deals on live television. This has consequences. Cue hordes of sinners coming to him for contract advice. Sometimes not even just sinners.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Radioapple, Alastor finds his entertainment by looking at contracts and telling sinners how to break them, to great comedic effect. Rosie gets yeeted at Satan, chaos ensues, and also Lilith shows up except she doesn't actually. Luci divorces her randomly one night, for fun.

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    Murder, Tea, and Other Such Love Languages by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    11 Jan 2026

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    In which Lucifer, King of the Muraenidae, attempts to woo Alastor through a series of increasingly concerning and slightly murder-y rituals.

    Alternatively: five times Lucifer failed to court Alastor and the time he almost got killed doing so.

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    17 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The weird radioapple one where everyone is mermaids? Very cute, and they're both so SO stupid (affectionate).

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    Awake, Arise by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

    11 May 2024

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    Lucifer has two problems:

    1. The celestial energy that keeps him alive is slowly draining away and without a way to staunch the flow it won’t be long until he dies
    2. Charlie wants him to do trust exercises with that grimacing radio freak Alastor

    One of these things is much worse than the other

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    16 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very sexy radioapple where Luci is stupidly slowly dying because angelic nonsense. Everyone objects.w

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    Blood, Water, and Other Bonds by ,

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    29 Nov 2024

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    Alastor has never desired anything more than to put Lucifer Morningstar in his place.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Shotgun Wedding by

    Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Video Game), Vampire: The Masquerade, World of Darkness (Games), Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2  

    02 Feb 2026

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    Fabien wakes up a day before he gets devoured by Phyre, his memories fully intact.
    The oddest part is Fabien really shouldn’t remember any of it, but here we are.

    Hilarious chaos ensues.

    Being in love is its own kind of madness.

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    13 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The Ventrue|Phyre/Fabien one where the power couple is yeeted back in time by a concerned third party. Shenanigans ensue.