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In the wake of Vox's failed holy war, the Pride Ring recovers. The Overlords are quiet as mice, sinners are continuing with their lives, the Hazbin Hotel has more guests than ever and the Radio Demon's name is whispered in fear and awe once again. Only this time, it's not for the same reasons as before.
Or: Hell witnessed Alastor break two deals on live television. This has consequences. Cue hordes of sinners coming to him for contract advice. Sometimes not even just sinners.
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Bookmarked by Asyrus
02 Feb 2026
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Radioapple, Alastor finds his entertainment by looking at contracts and telling sinners how to break them, to great comedic effect. Rosie gets yeeted at Satan, chaos ensues, and also Lilith shows up except she doesn't actually. Luci divorces her randomly one night, for fun.
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In which Lucifer, King of the Muraenidae, attempts to woo Alastor through a series of increasingly concerning and slightly murder-y rituals.
Alternatively: five times Lucifer failed to court Alastor and the time he almost got killed doing so.
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- English
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- 26,331
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by Asyrus
17 Jan 2026
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The weird radioapple one where everyone is mermaids? Very cute, and they're both so SO stupid (affectionate).
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Lucifer has two problems:
1. The celestial energy that keeps him alive is slowly draining away and without a way to staunch the flow it won’t be long until he dies
2. Charlie wants him to do trust exercises with that grimacing radio freak AlastorOne of these things is much worse than the other
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- 78,302
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by Asyrus
16 Jan 2026
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Very sexy radioapple where Luci is stupidly slowly dying because angelic nonsense. Everyone objects.w
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Blood, Water, and Other Bonds by Millennium_Fae, Minimalistless
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Nov 2024
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Alastor has never desired anything more than to put Lucifer Morningstar in his place.
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by Asyrus
13 Jan 2026
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Shotgun Wedding by Cornelia_Scipionis_Africana
Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Video Game), Vampire: The Masquerade, World of Darkness (Games), Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2
02 Feb 2026
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Fabien wakes up a day before he gets devoured by Phyre, his memories fully intact.
The oddest part is Fabien really shouldn’t remember any of it, but here we are.Hilarious chaos ensues.
Being in love is its own kind of madness.
Bookmarked by Asyrus
13 Jan 2026
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The Ventrue|Phyre/Fabien one where the power couple is yeeted back in time by a concerned third party. Shenanigans ensue.
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Unwilling to show any form of weakness, Alastor continues to push himself after the extermination nearly ends him, pain and desperation cutting his fuse shorter than ever. The only one stupid enough to approach him at those times is conveniently the only one he can't fight, but oblivious as the King is, he doesn't catch wise until the Radio Demon nearly crumbles at his feet.
That same obliviousness leaves him blissfully unaware what some of the other residents think is going on.Bookmarked by Asyrus
03 Jan 2026
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Radioapple, where Lucifer is healing Alastor's extermination wound and accidentally makes everyone think that they are "plumbing".
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Lucifer can’t figure out why no one else in the hotel is reacting to Alastor flirting with him nonstop.
Meanwhile, he accidentally plays matchmaker.
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02 Jan 2026
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Radioapple, where Alastor is a shameless flirt but somehow only Lucifer notices. Hilarity ensues.
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Lucifer loves him.
And he does not love like Lucifer does.
Bookmarked by Asyrus
01 Jan 2026
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Eldritch nightmare creature biblically accurate angel Lucifer is in love with Alastor. Alastor takes this... okay.
Beautifully written, and also Vox is a dumbass and gets eaten (and nothing of value was lost!)
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Lucifer wants to not be alone anymore. Alastor wants to use him for his own benefit.
Neither of them expect to fall in love.
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Bookmarked by Asyrus
01 Jan 2026
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Very cute radioapple series. Al is totally in control of his emotions (and his manipulations) and everything is fine. (lol)
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When the Radio Demon arrives at his door step, bound by Lilith to serve the king and his two year old daughter, Lucifer is inclined to send him away. But his little girl insists on keeping the dangerous demon.
Two years later Alastor is still bound by the deal and irreplaceable to the king's life. A royal tour through the seven deadly sins domains brings the two closer together as instinct and ill advised agreements tempt them to becoming more.
Slow burn and smut with Hellova boss crossovers and co parenting by two dubious idiots.
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- English
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- 55,211
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- 16/16
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Bookmarked by Asyrus
31 Dec 2025
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Radioapple, where Lilith is like, "this motherhood thing isn't for me let me find my ex-husband a new partner" and snatches up Alastor and sends him to play nanny.
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KeeKee leaves Lucifer a present, to express affection. This gives him the absolute worst possible idea. Somehow, it works anyway.
Lucifer looks down at his hands, covered in blood, at the heart clutched in them, at the split-open chest gaping like an open maw between his feet, and blinks. “Maybe I should have just asked him to dinner first.”
Written for radioapple week 2024, day 2: enemies / pining
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- Part 2 of Radioapple Week 2024
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28 Dec 2025
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Truly unhinged radioapple courting via dead things left on doorsteps. 10/10, very funny
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Lucifer thinks it would be funny to send Alastor a "duck pic" and cute aggression ensues.
Bookmarked by Asyrus
25 Dec 2025
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Radioapple, Lucifer gives Alastor cuteness aggression (who could blame him)
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My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys by radioapple-heathen (hikariandyami)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Sep 2024
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Lucifer stumbles upon a rather effective way of shutting up The Radio Demon.
Alternatively, Alastor can't cope with his feelings and makes it everyone else's problem.
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After the battle at the Hotel Lucifer calls on the Overlords for a meeting.
Lucifer sits at the head of the table like he is sitting upon a throne. Alastor had overheard residents whisper about the king’s full form witnessed when he defeated Adam. People had called it monstrous, a harbinger of death, and the true form of the Devil. But the demon had not realized how horrifyingly beautiful it was.
“We can defend ourselves.” Lucifer’s grin stretches further and Alastor thinks this is how people view his own smile.
It’s so quite a pin could be heard if dropped, the small man looks around the room excitedly.
“We can defend ourselves!” The king howls and spreads his arms out theatrically when no one says anything.
A story of a darker Lucifer, Holy War, betrayal, political marriage, slow burn and Alastor trying his best to navigate it all!
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- 30/30
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Bookmarked by Asyrus
21 Dec 2025
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Murder-husbands radioapple. Lucifer conquers heaven and also brings about sweeping reform. Everyone lives, no-one dies (except for all the people that die but nobody we care about so that doesn't matter).
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What is this thing called love?
This funny thing called love?
Just who can solve its mystery?
Why should it make a fool of me?
“What Is This Thing Called Love” – Elsie Carlisle
Nobody was more surprised than Lucifer when he fell in love with Alastor, except perhaps the Radio Demon himself.- Words:
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Bookmarked by Asyrus
20 Dec 2025
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Radioapple and they are wildly out of character (mostly, close enough) but THAT DOESN'T MATTER because jfc they are fucking ADORABLE.
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When a haloed stranger stumbles through Charlie’s portal, the last thing anyone expects is for Alastor to fall to his knees.
Turns out, even Overlords cry when their mama shows up.Bookmarked by Asyrus
17 Dec 2025
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Alastor's mama yeets herself into a portal because what do you mean they've been exterminating sinners is my sweet baby still kicking? Drama ensues. It is VERY sweet. I cried. Charlie probably also cries, tbh, but like, off screen.
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Bookmarked by Asyrus
17 Dec 2025
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Do I ship Charlie and Alastor? No, no I do not. Did I read this whole thing in one sitting anyway? Yes, yes of course I did.
Memo to me: Charlie meets Human Alastor is probably the only way I can conceive of this ship working for my brain...10/10.
Also this was very deliciously spicy.
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The Devil Doesn’t Get Flustered by Sucking_Ellie_Williams_Toes
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Dec 2025
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Lucifer turned slowly, glaring. “My name is Lucifer.”
“Mm,” Alastor hummed, closing the book he had been pretending to read. “A beautiful name for a beautiful demon.”
Lucifer blinked. Twice.
Then hissed, “Are you calling me pretty or are you insulting me again?”
Alastor smiled innocently.
“Why not both?”orrr the 5 times Alastor flirted with Lucifer and he thought it was just a joke and +1 time he finally understood
Bookmarked by Asyrus
14 Dec 2025
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Smooth!Alastor sassily courts Oblivious-low-self-esteem!Lucifer. Comedy ensues.
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A collection of all my Radioapple fics. Not all are connected with each other
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Bookmarked by Asyrus
14 Dec 2025
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Radioapple.
Deeply out of character but that is okay because THEY ARE SO CUTE. Also, Lilith sucks, but we all knew that already.
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"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.
Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.
"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing.
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Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea!- Language:
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Bookmarked by Asyrus
10 Dec 2025
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THIS IS SO CUTE. (Radioapple fake dating)
This is also definitely how fake dating to give your stalker an aneurism is supposed to work. Definitely. Lots of genuinely thoughtful gestures and bonding even when the target isn't watching. Giving each other gifts and stuff. 100% fake, this dating. For sure.