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  2. Summary

    An anthology of crack ficlets about our favorite demons (primarily Alastor) in awkward situations

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    “Vox.” Vel looks so disappointed when she asks, “Did you actually commission the science department to build you and Val a baby?”

    “Not on purpose!”

    “That makes it worse, Vee!”

    - - -

    It was just supposed to be a little mock up of an idea! Just an idle thought! It wasn't supposed to be alive and flying about the room!

    COMPLETE FIC, may add one-shot chapter additions
    Making a Baby (Is Easier Than Saying I Love You) - Chapters 1-12
    Slip the Leash - Chapter 13

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Once Alastor’s back made contact with the brick wall and he had nowhere else to go, his smile more of a gruesome snarl with the corners of his mouth still tipped up in a mock smile and eyes radio dials, Vox was able to get close enough to notice a slight shade difference in his red shirt, just below his shoulder. His lower lip looked more swollen than normal too- no, Vox would not be admitting to knowing what shape it usually was to anyone besides himself- causing him to frown.

    "Who did this to you?"

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    03 Feb 2026

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    He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.

    In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.

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    02 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    (written before hazbin s2; canon references are vague to nonexistent.)

    After their stunning defeat, the Vees are on parole at the Hazbin Hotel, their souls owned by the royal family. As part of his begrudging reparations, Vox is working as the hotel's PR Manager, intending to stew in his resentment forever—but no one stays immune to Charlie Morningstar for long, and Vox is no exception.

    Chronological, connected oneshots.

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    30 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Princess,” Vox says, raising one eyebrow, “You’re delusional if you think I’m going to jump at the chance to get eaten by a hellcat for this shitty place.”

    Written for StaticBelle Week 2025, day 1: locked in.

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    30 Jan 2026