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Old Ben Kenobi abides by Owen’s wishes and doesn’t teach Luke to use the Force.
But he accidentally ends up teaching other things, starting with Mon Calamari legends, and moving on through the languages, histories, and cardgames of the galaxy. The Jedi, after all, taught so much more than just how to swing a lightsaber, or even their own philosophies.
Luke loves to learn. He soaks up information like a sponge, and makes brilliant deductions, but sometimes those leaps of logic might be… a little bit off. Like when he decides that Ben is obviously Mandalorian.
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In which Vesemir accidentally gets famous on fantasy instagram by Embli
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Nov 2025
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When Vesemir takes over managing Kaer Morhen’s PicturePlace account, he’s not expecting… well, he’s not expecting much, but certainly not to be deemed so #relatable by a bunch of people that, Vesemir would like it noted, he has practically nothing in common with.
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- Part 3 of Transcripts and Texts from the Continent
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As Jaskier’s college roommate (And not his boyfriend. Unfortunately. At least not yet.) it really should not be Geralt’s responsibility to drive Jaskier to the hospital for sextoy-related accidents.
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In which there are groupchats and mild chaos by Embli
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Sep 2025
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Sometimes Geralt and Jaskier go on TV to teach children about monsters. At other times, they and their friends make fun of each other in various groupchats. Sometimes there's even some Healthy Communication as well.
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- Part 2 of Transcripts and Texts from the Continent
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In which Jaskier and Geralt co-host a children's TV show about monster facts by Embli
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Sep 2025
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The children of the continent really needs to learn how to identify monsters, and which strategies should be used for which ones (such as the classics "play dead", "hide", "run really fast" or "scream really loudly"). And clearly, the best way to get children to learn and remember a bunch of monster facts is a TV show with cool witchers and some incredibly ear-wormy songs.
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- Part 1 of Transcripts and Texts from the Continent
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Transcripts and Texts from the Continent by Embli
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Nov 2025
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DC Alphabet Drabbles by Embli
Fandom DCU, Mera : Queen of Atlantis (comics), Young Justice (Comics)
11 Dec 2020
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Enrichment by alatarmaia4
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Apr 2026
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The Eridians have finally gotten the water feature in Ryland's personal zoo enclosure just right (even if Rocky would like him to stop calling his dome that).
Rocky refuses to believe that humans naturally float. There is no way Ryland's entire species regularly goes into deep water for fun.
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07 May 2026
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Grant To Me This Depth Of Grace by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 May 2026
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Marta (once de Roggeven) used to have dreams of power, of gaining a crown and a throne and the influence she has always wanted to have.
These days, she only dreams of getting the hell out of this tower.
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Podfic of Change Partners by avocadomoon
"Rich," Eddie says heavily. Meaningfully, and Richie holds his breath, both afraid and hopeful that Eddie is about to say something really sappy, like I always knew and it didn't matter to me, or you know I support you no matter what. Eddie takes a deep breath before he speaks, and Richie closes his eyes, braced for it. "I didn't look at your dick pics."
"Well hey, Eds, thanks," Richie says, laughing incredulously. "Thanks for that."
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06 Apr 2026
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Podfic, 01:18:35, mp3, m4a and streaming formats.
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I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.
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06 Apr 2026
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[Podfic] Ask Me About My New Material by Podfics by Isabelle (isabellerecs)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
17 May 2022
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A podfic recording of twoseas' "Ask Me About My New Material"
Eddie Kaspbrak has a very specific area of sexual interest. He has only ever found comedian Richie Tozier attractive. He doesn’t know why.
Until he does.
AKA, Eddie has his own version of porn and it’s Richie Tozier content. Which becomes a little complicated when he gets his memories back. And files for divorce. And moves in with his best friend...who is Richie Tozier.
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- Part 1 of IT Podfics
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06 Apr 2026