FreakingPlane
Fandoms
- Grey's Anatomy (128)
- The Worst Witch (TV 2017) (11)
- Wicked (Movie 2024) (5)
- 9-1-1: Nashville (TV 2025) (4)
- Dolphin Tale (Movies) (1)
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cut my flesh, maim my blood, if it can send me back to where i belong by FreakingPlane
Fandoms: Grey's Anatomy
04 Feb 2026
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The begging fell from Arizona's bloodstained mouth before she could give it proper thought. “Please, Cristina, you need to do something!”
“I can’t!” Cristina yelled back, hand winding into her hair as she sat back on her heels. There was panic in her eyes, a tether close to snapping, and she stood up before she shouted, “I am doing everything I can! We have no water, we’ve eaten all the berries, Lexie’s still dead, everyone’s half dead, and the only thing I can think of to save you is hacking your damn leg off with a lump of the fucking plane!"
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Or: It's day five in the woods and infection is ravaging Arizona's leg like never before. Cristina shouts the only solution they have left, and then they do it.
Series
- Part 1 of Season Nine Re-Writes and Extra Scenes
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guilt in your eyes, blame in the scars you carry by FreakingPlane
Fandoms: Grey's Anatomy
03 Feb 2026
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“I looked away from the road. I tossed your phone. I ran us into a truck. Please, Calliope, blame me.” Arizona's voice cracked with desperation and a sob wrenched free, despite her attempts to wrestle it back. “Please, blame me,” she whispered, cracking and pleading. “Please, please, blame me. Don’t blame yourself.”
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Or: While applying some cream to Callie's scars, Arizona learns that Callie blames herself for the car accident.
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Four months.
Four months they’d been divorced, and Callie thought she’d be dealing with it better; she thought she would have moved on, they’d be amicable for Sofia, and she’d be able to touch herself to normal fantasies that weren’t just about Arizona.
However, it seemed that the universe wasn’t being kind to her.
Every fucking time she saw her ex-wife, Callie was thinking about her cock.
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Or: Callie and Arizona are divorced and Callie just cannot stop thinking about Arizona's above average member.
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Hey, how you been? I’ve been thinking ‘bout your skin (when you’re pressed up against mine) by FreakingPlane
Fandoms: Grey's Anatomy
28 Jan 2026
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Arizona Robbins wakes up one day with a penis. Crackfic taken seriously.
(Edited the day I added chapter 5: it is now less crackfic, more… serious story lol. Still sexy and dumb though)
(Edited just after posting chapter 17: it has a plot now. I don't know how it happened, but THERE IS NOW A PLOT)
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“Oh, God,” Callie said under breath, ducking to catch Arizona with an arm under her back. She fell like a sack of rocks and Callie hit the ground with one knee, cupping the back of Arizona’s head with one hand and holding her securely with her other arm as she called urgently, “I need some juice over here! And IV saline. This fool didn’t drink her juice.”
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Or: Callie and Arizona are giving blood at the hospital when Arizona gets paged in the middle and passes out the second she stands up.
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Season nine is one of my favourite Grey's seasons, but I completely believe that they could have handled Arizona and Callie's storylines and relationship better. Callie was WAY pushy and Arizona needed some hardcore therapy.
So... after a lot of research and some stubbornness that I can't quite shake, I've chosen to take matters into my own hands on this re-watch. yay!
they should be in order too, even if the publishing dates aren't, because i've been flitting about a bit in the season.
(all of these fics are standalone!:)
- Words:
- 67,997
- Works:
- 21
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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Blythe Hart meets Calzona by FreakingPlane
Fandom 9-1-1: Nashville (TV 2025), Grey's Anatomy
19 Jan 2026
- Words:
- 29,256
- Works:
- 2
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Welcome to FreakingPlane’s Calzona Kinktober 2025! I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it:D
I really just wanted to focus on the love and trust and care between them in every scenario, even the rough stuff like the hate sex and the name calling, and I had a great time working out how to do it for them with fluff in between. They're totally adorable freaks and I love them to bits!
Here’s a peek at the bespoke masterlist I followed:
1. Foreplay
2. Bruising, Biting, Marking
3. Angry Sex/Hate Fucking
4. Wall Sex
5. Cheating/Daddy Kink
6. Caught Masturbating
7. Remote Control Vibrator
8. Knife/Blood/Pain Play
9. Forced To Kneel
10. Edging
11. 69
12. First Time
13. A/B/O Heats Or Ruts
14. Phone Sex
15. Boot Worship
16. Period Sex
17. Anal
18. Mommy Kink
19. Shower Sex
20. Corset
21. Strap-On
22. Coming Untouched
23. Thigh Riding
24. Dirty Talk/Foreign Language
25. Creampie
26. Mirror Sex
27. Name Calling
28. Wet Dream
29. Outdoor Sex
30. Scissoring
31. AftercareEnjoy! <3<3<3
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- Words:
- 153,246
- Works:
- 31
- Bookmarks:
- 10
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Alpha Callie and Omega Arizona have me in a chokehold so I wrote some stuff for them, then decided that they’re set in the same universe.
- Words:
- 41,395
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Sometimes I like to give Drabbles a go, so I’m keeping them all in the same place:) contents will vary a lot, from fluff to smut to angst, but they’ll all be Calzona based.
- Words:
- 1,000
- Works:
- 10
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“You’re destroying everything, and for what? So you can spend time with a stupid boy?”
“Mark’s not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like boys!”
OR: Arizona feels insecure about Callie and Mark’s bond and one day she cannot take it anymore.
Series
- Part 5 of Calzona’s oneshots
Bookmarked by FreakingPlane
29 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I am screaming crying throwing up and cradling arizona robbins close to my chest where she will be safe and cared for and loved and put FIRST
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“Stay with me, baby. Stay with me.” Callie’s voice cracked as she tore towels from the rack, wrapping them tight, pressing with everything she had
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“God,” she whispered, voice cracking, “please don’t let this be me. I don’t want to be bad. I don’t want to be wrong. Please take it away. I’ll do anything. I’ll be so good. Just make me normal.”
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Why Arizona stopped believing in a God.Bookmarked by FreakingPlane
30 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
genuinely one of the most devastating fics i've ever read and i adore it
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Arizona shrugs, trying to figure out how to properly articulate her thoughts. At a complete loss, the only words she manages to form are, “Mark Sloan is on my side of the bed.”
“What?” Lexie sputters, choking a little on her beer.
Arizona sighs, “Mark Sloan is on my side of the bed, cuddling my girlfriend and I… I miss you.”
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Or: (season 6) Arizona is feeling insecure about her relationship after Lexie and Mark’s break-up sends him into Callie’s arms for comfort. So, she confides in the only person who can understand her position.
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Two lights on the mantle: one grief the family learned to pronounce, and another they keep behind their teeth. Dinner is cheerful, almost. The ornaments shine. Somewhere between carols and coffee, the truth edges closer to the table.
“I’m going to light two.”
Arizona can’t decide if it’s faith, denial, or both.
Bookmarked by FreakingPlane
07 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
one of my favourite calzona fic EVER
EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER